Alert chang u cuck

[gay sex]

on president donald trumps birthday i sent u 2 soccer challenges join one

[anatine]

OHHHHHH WHAT AM I GOING TO SPEND THIS SWEET LEAGUE OF LEGENDS GAREMONEY ON I JUST CANT IMAGINE

[gay sex]

Un fucking believable

[anatine]

https://www.cafepress.com/+spey-casting-fly-fishing+mugs

[anatine]

UCL $25K TOE POKE SPECIAL

YES YES YALL

TO THE BEAT YALL

[anatine]

if i bink 1st im definitely buying chaps a new cat.

[anatine]

also shouts to gare waking up and realizing im all about spending his precious dk money and then going back to sleep.

[anatine]

iiii... will not be splashing around random soccer drafts... again..

[gay sex]

Leave soccer to the pros like me also we have a 3 man hockey for u and Blake in 2 hours

[anatine]

superobv that blake never shows and thats that

[Bobby Wong]

chang is neither shower nor grower, sfobv

[anatine]

UH OH

[anatine]

GARE WAS FEELING SO CONFIDENT

[anatine]

MATCH SO HOTLY CONTESTED YALL

[gay sex]

I set that lineup in traffic on the freeway don't ever accuse me of knowing or being confident about hockey ur better than that

[anatine]

UNBELIEVABLE.

[anatine]

its fairly obvious that you had every inch of this planned out for maximum humiliation.

[gay sex]

If it helps I'm probably gonna lose the 5 dollar double up by .5 points but the end of gi jane is on cinemax and viggo mortensens eyes in 97 Marrrone

[anatine]

the fact that i have a goalie live going into the final leg of this last game should mean im not dead in the water but somehow im sure that this is all part of a grand and industrious scheme to cause me pain.

[gay sex]

Who the fuck is this MacKinnon guy you have going the fuck off luckily after tomorrow I never have to bet on hockey again

[gay sex]

You were seriously missed sweet sweet nba

[gay sex]

Also tine where are we on u conning todge into a viggo subforum that we can turn into a gay back page

[gay sex]

Like I assume you're on this right I try to delegate fairly

[anatine]

im confused as to why he would need two

[anatine]

i literally need 1 point every 4 minutes which strikes me as a reasonable request.

[anatine]

i better slay in my 3am LoL bracket.

[anatine]

im literally sweating one more point just to actually make this a sweat.

[gay sex]

Uhh fire that lol invite kid

[anatine]

looks like my perfect record against gare is shattered.

[gay sex]

Rofl u were gonna win cuz u get 3 points if ur goalie wins and he literally just choked and gave up a last second goal

[gay sex]

Send that lol fire

[anatine]

wait what does red q mean

[gay sex]

Sick with Asian bird flu

[anatine]

https://i.imgur.com/9Kjt0pw.png

you have got to be absolutely fucking joking.

[gay sex]

Go take that .3 tenths right on ur ample chins

[gay sex]

DFS HOCKEY FOR LIFE

[gay sex]

AND THE WORM HAS TURNED IN LOL although i lost the 10 dollar double up by 1 point but still bagged me a tine I hope ur ready for soccer in 4 hours

[anatine]

i am displeased.

[anatine]

how often do these affairs end in ties?

[gay sex]

Literally never

[gay sex]

At least in our small contests in the 50k entry nba there will obviously be overlapping lineups

[anatine]

yeah i just went balls deep on fridays mma contests and it seems like such an obvious candidate for like 6 people splitting first

[gay sex]

But first we do lunch soçcer

[anatine]

whats this shit i read about people 'missing out' on draft choices.. eg by the time i stacked my card, all the good choices were gone.. is that a thing?

[anatine]

i will literally withdraw from our soccer contest if i do not receive timely and accurate information

[anatine]

OK SO I CANT WITHDRAW FROM OUR CONTEST BUT IM NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT

[gay sex]

Get wrecked nerd

[gay sex]

Also I have no idea how dk mma works

[gay sex]

Btw those Koreans we picked to win last night were huge favs and got swept can u investigate Asian match fixing for the next time

[anatine]

i wonder if there were any substantial swings in their lines before they closed.

like everything that makes money in south korea has mobsters attached so im entirely sure your read is accurate here.

[anatine]

Also I have no idea how dk mma works

ill find out if i do on friday night.

[anatine]

shock of shocks im getting skinned alive again.

[anatine]

like honestly where did you find the fucking balls to play Edin Dzeko

[anatine]

FUCK YEAH FRED

[anatine]

please explain to me how / why the winner of the UCL 25k had Robert Lewandowski in his deck and i never saw him as an option.

like do they remove people from the lineup if X number of people draft him?

[anatine]

because fun fact every single person in the top 10 scores had Lewandowski as their high scoring draft and i simply stopped looking after 10.

[gay sex]

No they don't remove anything u and I are just lazy fish who set lineups 3 hours in advance then never check back again and I had 2 non players and u had 3 also this fucking dude named fred at 4300 scores 19 points for u in soccer just lul

[gay sex]

Maybe the contest u are looking at is some two day contest that had other games we only had two games in ours

[anatine]

aaaand youre totally right, thank you.

[gay sex]

Thank God tonight is the last night for hockey I am getting ran by Lord pellegrino

[anatine]

obv jinxing but i ran this lineup in the $15k guaranteed and so far, it looks like i might actually cash...

[gay sex]

oh thank god we can bet on koreans playing video games tonight im literally gonna do 20 minutes of research this time so watch ur ass son

[gay sex]

oh jesus theres no lines up

[anatine]

lol i already got mine in

[anatine]

it looks like Gemel Smith is fucking off this game so honestly i doubt ill see any money tonight but im going to keep the dream alive.

[gay sex]

i somehow have 400 leftover in lol and i now have to set a pga that ive been putting off

[gay sex]

ok you guys can stop panicking i found a golfer named talor gooch so were fine

[anatine]

he seems nice

[anatine]

yeahhhh dallas fucked me, gg.

[gay sex]

rofl two elite hockey minds tied which gpp are you in i joined a 4 dollar 29 man that pays 8 spots and im in 5th or 4th and free rolling you

[gay sex]

wow they just stole .5 from me

[anatine]

its nice of you to worry but they are just going to give it back.

unless everyone strips naked and fucks on the ice, you literally cant go 6 minutes without scoring half a point.

[gay sex]

listen its only fitting our last hockey dfs goes down to the wire i cant wait till you get the nba crack

dfscuisine on twitter is this dude who has no followers and puts out good spreadsheets he overvalues nikola mirotic constantly and doesnt always update for recent trends up but its a good start and ull start seeing patterns by saturday

[gay sex]

but also you can actually watch fucking nba games instead of lol hockey

[anatine]

you actually might be fucked, apparently none of your players are in the finishing line..? if they swap one out youre probably good tho.

[anatine]

i literally watch all the hockey games on cricfree like a fucking degenerate, with 3 windows open at a time.

[anatine]

yeah boom youre even now and almost guaranteed to score more points by the time this debacle is done.

[gay sex]

okay to be fair in the 9 years ive been doing this you watching a hockey stream is literally the worst thing ive ever heard

[gay sex]

like sorry to put this in better perspective sonatine j. esquire pork belly jr who literally would have been like what is a hockey is that what those lacrosse players are doing on my fishing hole 6 days ago is now grinding hockey streams

id say what a time to be alive but we have bobby wong and he is magic

[anatine]

for absolutely no reason at all i got bumped into the money on that 15k hockey thing last night. im at a loss.

[gay sex]

It will help u get over the pain of getting aggressively cucked by me in this pga

[gay sex]

Cuz Marrrone right now also prepare ur loins for tonight's NBA

[anatine]

super excited to see how tonights nba scores can disappoint me.

[gay sex]

Dang the gooch coming hard

[gay sex]

We have lunch time soccer vamos

[anatine]

OH SHIT LETS ROLL

[anatine]

i just want this pain to end.

[gay sex]

If it helps I won the uel 200 dollar single entry and got 38th in some other soccer thing cuz I am apparently a soccer savage

[gay sex]

Literally set that lineup eating the worst chicken gyro of my life on my phone at this awful greek restaurant

[gay sex]

Now let us national basketball association if you send a hockey I will blind pick it but I would hope ur better than that cuz roundball is back

[anatine]

https://i.imgur.com/uoAHQ73.gif

i have 3 lineups in the 500k and 1 in the NHL 40k and clearly changwell isnt going to fuck with us on our 3way.

[gay sex]

Rofl I didn't invite Chang cuz he flaked on us earlier I invited chaps and dish cuz u deserve to use ur beginners run good on scrubs also these soccer goons just bumped me to 7th place with adjusted scoring

[blake]

i'm in the nba and wait tine plays on draftkings now

[blake]

and i got a new phone and dk alerts was off so i'll put it back on

[blake]

but really why are we not gambling on mma or nascar

[gay sex]

I already did nascar it sucks you have flaked on multiple contests I only invited u last minute cuz sidedish and chaps are worse flakes but ur banned from future contests for being a chang

[blake]

rude

[gay sex]

Also jace were only playing 1 dollar NBA cuz ur really bad at this apparently but we will continue as scheduled in Korean nerd NBA

[anatine]

like ive literally been doing this for 2 days so yeah the struggle etc etc


also blakielle im balls deep in this weekends mma but you know, i literally cant beat gare in anything that doesnt involve koreans so theres that.

[anatine]

im very close to being able to make lineups that mostly feature people who are actually in the right sport.

[gay sex]

The fact ur firing invites to the 8 dollar night NBA I don't understand it but i respect it weirdly

[gay sex]

Also just cuz I want us all eating black truffles get hield and bogdanovic in whatever lineup ur using for the night nba

[anatine]

gare let me explain this to you in a language you can understand:




























https://i.imgur.com/WJZWIgJ.gif

[anatine]

also my bonus is hitting my bank account in like 7 hours so lets keep it 100.

[gay sex]

if thats u pouring that heat down my throat dont challenge me to rando 8 dollars against nerd algorithms who enter max contests i obviously joined

HERE IS THE OTHER THING

blake is starting jj reddick who literally just said chink in a video where do we begin to discuss his asian self loathing

[gay sex]

mines coming after march march 1st and i did 5 figures for the first time

[gay sex]

so ya dumb tvs are being bought i will need to see you on the xbox one even if its just for a day till u throw halo 5 out the window

[gay sex]

i will also spend alot of it on different supermarket diet ice creams until i come back and realize halo top vanilla is the goat

[gay sex]

also i literally had dwight howard in multiple lineups and was like last minute nahhhh brooklyn doesnt even have a real center and i went with the outside game logic like when u see players go against karl anthony towns

ugh

[gay sex]

ohhh no tine you paid 9400 for sadley beal on dk

[anatine]

that really does sound like something i would do yes.

[blake]

tine's nik stauskas play is positively adorable

[anatine]

HE SEEMED NICE

[gay sex]

im kinda impressed he dialed up robert portis while all the dfs nerds were sucking christiano felicianos dick on chicago

[gay sex]

also obv cuz chang joined my worst lineup is the one ur playing against cuz chang

[blake]

also obv cuz chang joined my worst lineup is the one ur playing against cuz chang

:dealwithit

[anatine]

Well then.


*clears throat*.

[gay sex]

Btw I have a horrific yet magic taco bell story that occurred tonight will tell in admin if I finish Chang off

[gay sex]

This is not an oversell you will literally look at me like a monster

[gay sex]

Story in admin I'm not proud of myself