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SetofKs
05-29-2018, 10:47 AM
he had it coming after an hour of nagging me like a chihuahua dog and giving me attitude. after i hit him he instantly backed up and put up his hands like he was ready to fight but i just turned away. i wasnt intrested in beating up a 5'4 framecel manlet, later i played it off as i was just being playful and joking around but his attitude instantly left him and he started treated me with the fear and respect i deserve. I should do this more often

Hillbilly Jim
05-29-2018, 09:28 PM
5'4" sounds fairly tall for a mexican

SetofKs
05-29-2018, 09:43 PM
5'4" sounds fairly tall for a mexican

Yup, it's interesting though. According to my intensive study of dick size on the internet, Mexicans actually have pretty good size dicks. I wouldn't expect that given their height. I always thought height and dick size were closely correlated. According to the site below for example, Mexicans have the 47th biggest dicks by country, and Americans have the 96th biggest dicks by country. I've known some short guys with hogs tho, so maybe height has nothing to do with it.

http://www.averageheight.co/average-penis-size-by-country

Hillbilly Jim
05-29-2018, 10:00 PM
manute bol had an african walking stick between his legs

SetofKs
05-29-2018, 10:28 PM
manute bol had an african walking stick between his legs

My buddy who used to play pick up ball with Dikembe Mutombo in the off season occasionally told me he once saw Dikembe drop his drawers in the locker room after the scrimmage, and Dikembe literally had a third leg.

Hillbilly Jim
05-29-2018, 11:22 PM
probably an undeveloped twin

Bobby Wong
05-30-2018, 04:05 AM
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Militant Quacks
05-30-2018, 09:58 PM
well tyde is a borderline midget and is packing some serious sicilian lumber so obv there is no correlation

Bobby Wong
05-30-2018, 10:58 PM
pretty sure it's correlated to mort's african heritage, bro

anatine
05-31-2018, 06:50 AM
guys this is a really good thread.

Militant Quacks
05-31-2018, 04:52 PM
just waiting on chang to swing by and post the marty is 20% black pics