Chopped: All Stars Heckaa Starts Tomorrow

[Hillbilly Jim]

get ready to rubmle

[gay sex]

YOU KNOW I BE WATCHING GIRRLFFRIEND

[gay sex]

true story i hope a black chick doesnt win

[Hillbilly Jim]

comeon bro there are only 2 black chicks on the food network

[gay sex]

i got fingers crossed for a yorkshire pudding foam that will then sweep the nation

[Hillbilly Jim]

i would

http://i.imgur.com/wLRKU.jpg

[SoiledLinens]

I'm looking forward to it with anticipation as well.

Can we get a fucking lineup Jim?

Jesus.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Here's the lineup:

March 6th: Brad Sorenson, Debbie Lee, Lisa Garza, Michael Proietti

March 13th: Anne Burrell, Claire Robinson, Duff Goldman, Robert Irvine

March 20th: Anita Lo, Beau MacMillan, Jacques Torres, Nate Appleman

March 27th: Aaron Sanchez, Amanda Freitag, Geoffrey Zakarian, Maneet Chauhan

April 3rd: The final showdown with one winner from each round.


when i first heard about it they made it sound like they were going to do it on 5 consecutive nigts
all stars might be a loose description of most of them
i hope lisa garza wins only because i hate how she looks

[SoiledLinens]

http://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/chopped-all-stars-meet-the-chefs/pictures/index.html

Ty sir.

Sorry about the foul language.

[dual]

Here's the lineup:

March 6th: Brad Sorenson, Debbie Lee, Lisa Garza, Michael Proietti

March 13th: Anne Burrell, Claire Robinson, Duff Goldman, Robert Irvine

March 20th: Anita Lo, Beau MacMillan, Jacques Torres, Nate Appleman

March 27th: Aaron Sanchez, Amanda Freitag, Geoffrey Zakarian, Maneet Chauhan

April 3rd: The final showdown with one winner from each round.


when i first heard about it they made it sound like they were going to do it on 5 consecutive nigts
all stars might be a loose description of most of them
i hope lisa garza wins only because i hate how she looks

i am very new to food network programming but robert irvine and aaron sanchez are the only names i recognize. but they are pretty heavy hitters. dviring the first round now, just picked up a fat q of the og, gonna be super sick chopped action going on at duals place

best show on tv imo

[anatine]

this is beyond clutch.

[Steerpike]

who is that withered handed freak in your avatar?

[Steerpike]

not you, him

[dual]

hed1

[dual]

he works out

[Hillbilly Jim]

we hecka need hed1 to start posting here

[DankBlaniels]

ha never noticed the withered hand before good spotting pike

[Steerpike]

hed1 has got a tiny cock

but on the other hand it's quite big

thank you, thank you, try the veal

[Hillbilly Jim]

i have to hand it to you with that one

[dual]

i cant remember their names for shit apparently but i recognize the brunette chick and the guy who has the burger joint poppi (btw his burgers lookk like god shit out a cheeseburger onto a toasted bun, so fucking awesome.)

lol at poppi not knowing that mountain oysters are testicles, how do you not know that? i remember a joke about it in some 80s comedy cant remember what it was called

that bald black dude is cool as hell

chopped is god

[Hillbilly Jim]

appleman is going to win on arrogance alone

[gay sex]

OH FUCK ITS ON RIGHT NOW

[gay sex]

rofl

[gay sex]

kids so oversized for britain

[dual]

chopped toruney was sick as fuck

[blake]

true story i've been watching house hunters on hgtv all weekend

[Hillbilly Jim]

i would

http://i.imgur.com/wLRKU.jpg

:wank

[blake]

so i just put on chopped for the first time today. it's a lot like the next top chef, except that it's on an entirely different network.

[blake]

i have not seen this big a rip-off since breaking bad stole the entire plot of weeds

[cup]

indianalimjiSm

[dual]

round 2 was fucking sick i would fuck the shit out of claire robinson. moderately cute chicks who can cook are vaulted to sidedish 10 status

[anatine]

this was possibly the best chopped episode ive ever seen.

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/wLRKU.jpg

dark meat on the right is a bit too far out of my comfort zone, chick in the middle probably has a fucking tude by now on account of being pursued by every swinging dick in her vicinity.

and then you have my angel on the left with the fucked up fake blond hair and the tits from space.

id put fucking babies in her and that is my fucking word.

[Hillbilly Jim]

duff got owned silly

[gay sex]

true story im addicted to really good cheese enchiladas

[gay sex]

i know i know, quite the conventional choice, but ill have you know they can be quite nuanced

[Hillbilly Jim]

man voice should have known that whole rack wouldnt cook in time what a m'ron

[Hillbilly Jim]

robert hecka got screwed by the trolls woman bias

[dual]

robert is a pretty bad motherfucker yall

[Hillbilly Jim]

appleman is going to win on arrogance alone

told ya my boy nate would win doggs

eventhough i think borell is going to win the whole thing due to trolls women bias and the network wanting one of its tv stars to win

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/wLRKU.jpg

dark meat on the right is a bit too far out of my comfort zone, chick in the middle probably has a fucking tude by now on account of being pursued by every swinging dick in her vicinity.

and then you have my angel on the left with the fucked up fake blond hair and the tits from space.

id put fucking babies in her and that is my fucking word.

:realtalk
:bareback


and by her i mean all 3

[dual]

the judges episode was fucking sick. NOW I WANNA EAT SOME FUCKIN DUCK.

[Hillbilly Jim]

appleman is going to win on arrogance alone

told ya my boy nate would win doggs

damn nig nogs, it seems i hecka know more about chefs than basketball

[dewal]

jim hecka shoulda been on the next food network star


lol @ the guy this week who got 3 uncooked shrimp and a few of those green things on the plates

[dewal]

jeffrey totally has a crush on the young guy joe

[gay sex]

shut ur face gook

[gay sex]

jims travel channel man vs food background guy giving high fives at best, at best bro

[gay sex]

maybe if hes not drooling on himself he gets upgraded to fist pounds but thats it

[Hillbilly Jim]

shut ur face gook

http://i.imgur.com/wLRKU.jpg

[gay sex]

keep reading indiana slamjam it gets worse for you

[Hillbilly Jim]

jims travel channel man vs food background guy giving high fives at best, at best bro

maybe if hes not drooling on himself he gets upgraded to fist pounds but thats it

keep reading indiana slamjam it gets worse for you

http://dlisted.com/files/pauladeenwhynot.jpg

[gay sex]

yea were all sorry it turned out this way for you slamjam

[Hillbilly Jim]

gay sex hecka watched iron chef hot dogg battle tonight while he drank a mix of fanzia and lemon pepsi

[gay sex]

uh oh

[dewal]

jims travel channel man vs food background guy giving high fives at best, at best bro

I BELIEVE IN JIM

[gay sex]

lol hey food network, to capitalize on the upcoming hysteria next summer how bout, brace yourselves


THE BARK KNIGHT RISES and its just gooks bbqing, instant classic, cuz we now say bark on the reg when referring to smokey bbq crust, its part of th vernacular yall

[gay sex]

swear to god if they steal that idea im flippin out big time

[Hillbilly Jim]

more like Barq Knight Rises and they have to cook every dish with Barq's Root Beer