scooter and Harley go head to head on showtunes

[Harley]

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[Hillbilly Jim]

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[blake]

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[SkyNigger]

Holy shit. You could have had the decency to ship me an alert.

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[anatine]

Its good to see you getting a workout Harley but lets be honest here, you cant fuck with the master.

[MistaCobalina]

fuck i want in on this shit.

[MistaCobalina]

Fuck it, I'm crashing the party... lets start things off right, with one of my favorites from my cobhood..

Oklahoma.. and not the original movie version, which stirred me as a young cob.. but a version that is right in your aussie gook faces..


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And the reason I start with this song, other than to shove it in your aussie gook faces, is that it served as inspiration to one of my favorite songs, of course the immortal Uncle Fucker..


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So I can add a beaver face to the faces that have been shoved in this post. Suck it.

[SkyNigger]

Ugh. I hate Oklahoma. The play, not the state. I probably hate the state also, but currently unaware of the fact.

But one must always respect a crasher. At least you'll give me a run, in ways Harley cannot (even ambitiously) hope for.

[SkyNigger]

But Hugh Jackman is outrageously brilliant.

I'm gonna slide in a risky entry here, such is my arrogance (and love of Hugh Jackman). But I've been looking for like 20 min on YouTube for Hugh Jackman's rendition in The Boy From OZ and cannot believe the single entry is a terrible cam joke that's just...ugh.

So then I was gonna just wack in the Peter Allen original, but that was meh. So I'm bending the rules, and submitting one of the greatest (and one of the most expensive) TV ads ever made instead. I think patriotism is for fucking idiot faggots, but when Qantas plays their latest version as your flight drifts in over the harbour, I admit I always feel the slightest pang of the faggotry.

Unless we're talking about the ATO, I Still Call Australia Home.

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[Harley]

Holy shit. You could have had the decency to ship me an alert.

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would've been relevant if the thread title was Scooter and Harley go head to head on dance numbers, but it wasn't, so it ain't

[SkyNigger]

ahhahh I'm unable to resist, this is a decent Peter Allen version. And I fucked the girl at 1:25 true story. Obv she's a lot hotter than a RAAF khakis allow...and I'm good mates with the guy on the left who was a national-level boxing instructor, and he'd feed me inside information in the leadup to the annual ADFA Fight Nights (I cornered the betting markets) and I'd always clean up. Never underestimate the blind idiocy of friends wagering on their mates at pathetically short odds. morans.

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[MistaCobalina]

I see I let you get a little uppity in over-estimating Australia's contribution to musical theater by having Hugh's version of oklahoma. Please then, allow me to bring this discussion back to the culture that musical theater truly belongs to... the jews..


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The Zero Mostel version, obv

[MistaCobalina]

man, zero was 8 kinds of god. the biggest acting talent who was victimized by hollywood black list, imo. Zero ain't no snitch.

[SkyNigger]

I fucked the girl at 1:25 true story. Obv she's a lot hotter than a RAAF khakis allow...and I'm good mates with the guy on the left who was a national-level boxing instructor, and he'd feed me inside information in the leadup to the annual ADFA Fight Nights (I cornered the betting markets) and I'd always clean up.

sorry to go all gambowl on yall

[MistaCobalina]

SkyNigger:
solid. matchmaker would have been solider

had to go with a zero song tho. Tradition was the only other options in my mind. But Rich man really shows off Zero's talents.

[SkyNigger]

Fuck it, I'm crashing the party

Oklahoma.. and not the original movie version, which stirred me as a young cob.. but a version that is right in your aussie gook faces..

For young players, the different between a meistro and an also-ran. What the crab gook should have shoved in our faces instead. You have to open with a crowd-pleaser.

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[SkyNigger]

There's a non-zero chance I will only post Hugh Jackman videos from here.

[MistaCobalina]

There's a non-zero chance I will only post Hugh Jackman videos from here.

ah, but if you limit your self to just jackman, you're limiting yourself to just leading man numbers, and there's so much more in the genre. For example, Jackman's much too young and handsome to play FAGin...


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[SkyNigger]

Comments

CobsonMcGoober:
that has no tyde-in to martin's uncle rape, tho

Ah okay. I don't know anything about any rape/s of Martin by his uncle, or any other relatives. And have very little interest in them. I know a thing or two about rapes (both coming and going), and from what I know, it's best to let sleeping dogs lie.

However, I was raped once by a fat girl. I swear to god this is a true story. Spiked drink, brilliant plan execution, etc. Fucking whore.

[MistaCobalina]

if i'd been thinking, I'd have sent pocket or two in second, to keep the molestation theme going.

[Hillbilly Jim]

hex would murder this thread since his dad fucked half of the women on broaddway

[Hillbilly Jim]

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[Harley]

HOW THE FUCKING FUCK IS A DANCE INTERLUDE A FUCKING SHOWTUNE. I'VE OVERESTIMATED YOU ONCE AGAIN YOU FUCKING CUNT I'VE ACTUALLY KICKED MY DOG OUT OF ANGER

[SkyNigger]

ugh, you've dragged me down into the gutter? I have to post a fucking definition of a SHOW TUNE? noose.

Show Tunes are the songs that have been featured in musical plays and films.

Broadway musicals generate a number of different songs, preludes, interludes, postludes, and theme songs.

Any musical song from a Broadway musical can be considered a show tune, specifically in reference to the memorable melody.

ANY MUSICAL SONG FROM A BROADWAY MUSICAL IS A SHOW TUNE.

I withdraw from this competition, as it has been despoiled by ignorance beyond the pale.

[SkyNigger]

But first, to finish off, the greatest Broadway show tune...ever.

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[SkyNigger]

ugh, I swore I wouldn't lower myself but...

If you had the slightest clue about what you were yabbering about...ugh.

The clip I posted is like the main show tune of 7B47B. It's called "Bless Your Beautiful Hide". It's only the opening tune, and almost every song ties into the melody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axZfOyddauo

But sure, why not scratch Bless Your Beautiful Hide...in a thread about show tunes. lol.

ugh, I swore I wouldn't degrade myself by being forced to spell 2+2 for Helen keller.

[MistaCobalina]

god damn it scooter.... I had such a good 1-2 punch set up for my next round. mercurial son of a bitch.

[MistaCobalina]

I guess I'll have to just close out with another crack at jewdonk...

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[SkyNigger]

Because Bless Your Beautiful Hide is literally one of the most recognisable showtunes in history and I was unaware there were people alive who wouldn't instantly recognise it and be humming the lyrics along in spite of themselves.

And because the Barnyard Dance is the climax of the show, so perfectly camp and glorious! It's right up there with the epic crescendo of One Day More in Les Mis...

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[Harley]

ugh, you've dragged me down into the gutter? I have to post a fucking definition of a SHOW TUNE? noose.



ANY MUSICAL SONG FROM A BROADWAY MUSICAL IS A SHOW TUNE.

I withdraw from this competition, as it has been despoiled by ignorance beyond the pale.

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As ususal, you don't provide a sauce. Typical GOP style scooterness, pulling something random from some Estonian post on a latvian forum, babblefishing it, then posting it as fact. But that is niether here nor there, in the interests of drawing this discussion to a close and getting back to the showtunes, lets just go with that one shall we....


To begin we'll use your "definition" as a starting point



ANY MUSICAL SONG FROM A BROADWAY MUSICAL IS A SHOW TUNE.


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Dictionary

showtune (plural showtunes)

noun
Definition:

song from musical: a song from a musical, especially one with a memorable melody that becomes independently popular

sounds plausible, if not a little ambiguous, so lets clarify it some more...

song [ sawng, song ] (plural songs)

noun
Definition:

set of words sung: a usually relatively short musical composition consisting of words set to music and the music itself

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of course you realized this before i had time to log back in and tried to save your zonked out, i can only assume you were high, rambling by covering your arse with some more zonked out rambling about the "melody is the showtune maaan" well no, it's not, as is evidential by the dictionary definitions above.

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Now back to why we're all here....

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[SkyNigger]

http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/show+tune

What part of this are you not getting? Perhaps it will assist you if you explain on what grounds you would disqualify the SHOW TUNE I submitted. Do you need it's name again?

Bless Your Beautiful Hide - from the hit show Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

I'm not understanding the retardation of your argument. You are annoyed that I only posted a portion of the show tune? You wanted the lyrics posted? Are you annoyed that you didn't recognise the show tune? What is your core argument here?

Do you even have one. Explain again why you have a problem with the show tune Bless Your Beautiful Hide - from the hit show Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. You do realise that's the show tune I posted, yes? You're acting like you're still unaware of the fact.

I'll help you out in the future, less assuming. Which only makes an ass out of you. This was so easily the best of what really is an underrated score in Man of La Mancha. It's sung by Peter O'Toole, in the rendition here which was part of the film adaptation of the under-performing play (I cannot find a Scott Bakula version).

Sophia Loren starred as Dulcinea in the movie, and she was obviously glorious. Except I hated her long after I probably should have been feeling very different emotions, because Dulcinea is literally a terrible, terrible fucking show tune and I couldn't (and can't) stand it. You'd probably like it.

Lyrics can be Googled, if you want to verify my claims. I hope I, Don Quixote from the Broadway show Man of La Mancha meets with your approval.

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[Harley]

oh god, you posted Barn Dance, which while based around the same melody is not Bless Your Beautiful Hide, as is evidenced form the fucking sheet music of the show and is not a fucking showtune because it doesn't doesn't have any lyrics.

jesus christ.

[Harley]

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[Harley]

in fact lets just call Help! and Ticket to Ride the same song because they're in the same show.

[blake]

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[blake]

seriously though, this was a great show and a great song

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[MistaCobalina]

lol @ rent. Lets take a take a step way from black's faggoty abyss. Here's one for pike.
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[blake]

lol cob

[blake]

also lol at a guy posting his favorite showtunes calling another guy faggoty

[blake]

also lol at cob editing and/or deleting my last three posts




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[Hillbilly Jim]

gay sexy wshould hecka get in here and delete the whole thread

[MistaCobalina]

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[gay sex]

real talk ive grown since march 11, like ive even stopped calling pike a salted legume in private message, but wow old dead jim knew how to hurt

[GAMBLE-BOT]

also lol at cob editing and/or deleting my last three posts




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still one of the funniest pics ever

i have never listened to a single showtune for longer than 5 seconds. What am I missing here fellas?

[MistaCobalina]

play the songs in this thread and find out.

[MistaCobalina]

my songs at least.

[GAMBLE-BOT]

they all suck shit. id rather listen to carrie underwood and she is preTTY intolerable

[MistaCobalina]

try sucking a couple large penises, and then try again. It helps with show tune enjoyment, i've found.

[Bobby Wong]

it helps with pretty much everything ive found