McCain Funeral

[VaughnP]

Slumped goblin like Henry Kissinger is exactly how I picture Gare.

[VaughnP]

Politicizing a funeral is just kind of sad.

[VaughnP]

All of these losers pretending that McCain wasn't a scumbag just because he's dead...

[VaughnP]

Like if one makes it past 59, we should be expected to be honest instead of the typical sad, only nice things bullshit.

[VaughnP]

If a Congress term limit bill ever gets passed, it should be rightfully called the McCain act.

[VaughnP]

Community organizer somehow qualified to be a senator, let alone a president, is literally breaking out the crocodile tears. America, ladies and gentlemen.

[VaughnP]

Bill Clinton chewing gum, 100% stimulant laced so he doesn't fall asleep again like during Hillary's DNC speech.

[blake]

Community organizer somehow qualified to be a senator, let alone a president, is literally breaking out the crocodile tears. America, ladies and gentlemen.

how come I didn?t realize you were like 7th generation inbred redneck before this?

out current president is indisputably retarded (i honestly don?t think he can read), and vaughn calls obama, the harvard law professor, unqualified.

America, ladies and gentlemen

[VaughnP]

how come I didn?t realize you were like 7th generation inbred redneck before this?

out current president is indisputably retarded (i honestly don?t think he can read), and vaughn calls obama, the harvard law professor, unqualified.

America, ladies and gentlemen

My point is that Trump is an Obama creation, Druff's critique on his presidency and the divisiveness which almost seemed intentional is spot on. Obama's affirmative action education credentials do not qualify him as a leader. I don't see how people can't understand that. Who would you rather have running the country? Jeff Bezos or a Harvard law professor? Even rational people that hate Trump are shocked that someone who has navigated the New York real estate cesspool for decades has an ability to actually get shit done. I would trust a Walmart district manager to run the country more than someone with a few degrees and no military or real job history. How long was Obama a senator?

[VaughnP]

Also, I'm not sure Obama was ever actually a Harvard law professor, pretty positive that was University of Chicago and I remember team Hillary exposing his claims as greatly exaggerated, not that it somehow qualifies you to organize the control of the country and our armed forces in the first place.

[blake]

here’s the thing. I voted for Obama the first time and then Romney. I’m not a huge obama fanboy.

but you talking about Obama‘s qualifications is laughable. Trump is the least qualified president we’ve ever seen for an important reason.

We’ve never had a president before that appeared genuinely mentally defective. like, legit retarded as well as mentally ill.

I don’t care what he did or what he accomplished back when he was not suffering from brain damage. It’s obvious after listening to him for five minutes that there’s something off about him.

I don’t know if you just like conservative policies and therefore support Trump, or if you’re the kind of trump worshipper that does not recognize his mental condition.

Do you at least acknowledge that every word this guy says is cringeworthy?

[blake]

and make no mistake, this mccain funeral was one gigantic trolling of trump, which was great

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BLAKE CHANG IS FIRED UP

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also FOOOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IS BACK

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and peterson most overrated coach ever washington looks terrible in every big game

[Bobby Wong]

Obama's LSAT score has been fairly well investigated. It's not super difficult to pin down the only Hawaiian-Kenyan-Muslim who went from Columbia University to Harvard Law School. He scored somewhere between the 94th and 98th percentile, according to a Breitbart article (https://web.archive.org/web/20120924032820/http://www.breitbart.com:80/Big-Government/2012/09/21/Found-Obama-s-LSAT-Score) where they tried, without much success, to bash his academic credentials. Sure, maybe he wasn't the absolute smartest guy in his class at Harvard, and he did receive an affirmative action bump to his application, but that is absolutely a score that documents a Mensa-level IQ. His credentials would have made even Joe Whiteguy an extremely well-qualified scholarship candidate at almost every other law school in the country, and probably around the top of the class at somewhere like Georgetown. Yes, there are people like the Clintons and most of the Supreme Court justices who are more brilliant legal scholars, but Obama is unquestionably extremely intelligent and highly qualified. You don't get to be the president of the Harvard Law Review and graduate magna cum laude just by being a token black dude.

[gay sex]

spoken like a cuck whos school is tied with appallachian state at half time

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littttle time left but its about to be penn state receiver getting destroyed youtube time

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GO FOR 2 YOU CANT STOP APP STATE

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also when i said your cuck team was tied at half time with appallachian state i meant end of regulation obviously

[VaughnP]

BLAKE CHANG IS FIRED UP

Clearly had extra soy milk in the latte this morning.

[blake]

Clearly had extra soy milk in the latte this morning.

skatz will now be home to the official trump thread but i'm going to need this question answered

Do you at least acknowledge that every word this guy says is cringeworthy?

[VaughnP]

here?s the thing. I voted for Obama the first time and then Romney. I?m not a huge obama fanboy.

but you talking about Obama?s qualifications is laughable. Trump is the least qualified president we?ve ever seen for an important reason.

We?ve never had a president before that appeared genuinely mentally defective. like, legit retarded as well as mentally ill.

I don?t care what he did or what he accomplished back when he was not suffering from brain damage. It?s obvious after listening to him for five minutes that there?s something off about him.

I don?t know if you just like conservative policies and therefore support Trump, or if you?re the kind of trump worshipper that does not recognize his mental condition.

Do you at least acknowledge that every word this guy says is cringeworthy?

If you reread the thread, you'll see that it was actually you who brought Trump into the conversation by assuming that any criticism of Obama = support of Trump. The only thing I said Trump related is that I think someone who has lead a billion dollar organization for decades is more qualified to lead the country than someone who excelled in academia. I'm not a Trump supporter like you're thinking, I just think the whole Obama thing was the biggest scam of my lifetime. His qualifications would be about the same in terms of what it takes to be a leader as president The Rock's will be in 2028.

[blake]

If you reread the thread, you'll see that it was actually you who brought Trump into the conversation by assuming that any criticism of Obama = support of Trump. The only thing I said Trump related is that I think someone who has lead a billion dollar organization for decades is more qualified to lead the country than someone who excelled in academia. I'm not a Trump supporter like you're thinking, I just think the whole Obama thing was the biggest scam of my lifetime. His qualifications would be about the same in terms of what it takes to be a leader as president The Rock's will be in 2028.

"I'm not a Trump supporter like you're thinking" doesn't mean you don't support him.

so... just for total clarification, will you concede that: 1) literally every single thing trump says is cringeworthy; and 2) he appears to be seriously brain damaged

i know you're hinting that you're not a trump fan, but my experience is that most people that are this anti-obama are, in fact, hardcore pro-trump

[VaughnP]

I hate America. Even someone like Blake has fallen into the mindset of any criticism of a Democrat etc. automatically meaning Trump ball sniffing.

[VaughnP]

Except for people that voted for Gary Johnson before it was fashionable.

[Bobby Wong]

voting for gary johnson was never fashionable

[VaughnP]

There were things I liked about Obama before he was elected. Here's a true story, I watched his speech at the 2004 DNC and immediately turned to my grandfather and said "that guy will be president one day". I didn't expect it to be so soon. He turned out to be nothing more than a good speaker who got a pass from the ass kissing media for 8 years. He had the platform to unite the country in 2008, and instead we ended up more divided and polarized than perhaps any point since the civil war. And liberal faggots still hold him in the same saint like class as MLK. It's a joke. His presidency was a failure, and anyone who hates Trump and considers him to be a bumbling retard has to remember that he is directly responsible for him getting elected.

[Bobby Wong]

It's really an astonishing logical leap when racists try to blame the black guy for their racism.

[blake]

I hate America. Even someone like Blake has fallen into the mindset of any criticism of a Democrat etc. automatically meaning Trump ball sniffing.

so... just for total clarification, will you concede that: 1) literally every single thing trump says is cringeworthy; and 2) he appears to be seriously brain damaged.

the 2nd today time in 15 minutes you dodged my question. if you really didn?t like trump, you would easily be able to answer it. why do you think you refuse to?

[VaughnP]

the 2nd today time in 15 minutes you dodged my question. if you really didn?t like trump, you would easily be able to answer it. why do you think you refuse to?

It's not just a cult of personality like it was with Obama, it's the rejection of multiculturalism, cultural Marxism, and globalization that his election is symbolic of. That is the only thing I really like about Trump. That and the fact that he is constantly underestimated and a master troll. Unless he is impeached, prepare for another 6+ years. I don't think he's brain damaged, but I do think he is so much of an egomaniac that he probably shouldn't be president. Even you admitted that when Trump tones it down he comes across really well. The problem is that he goes full angry 7 year old rich kid when he doesn't get his way. I'm not worried about Trump, I think we should all be worried about who comes swimming in his wake over the next decade if Trump is impeached and the left insists on gun control.

[Bobby Wong]

oh i get it now, you don't love trump, you just hate cultural marxism

[Behemoth]

spoken like a cuck whos school is tied with appallachian state at half time

:headshot
:kaboom
:gotem

[Behemoth]

Obama, Trump, Reagan etc etc all unqualified to run the country. All of your political arguments all fall back to one thing. THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS CORRUPT AND NOTHING ANYONE SAYS, DOES, OR PROMISES EVER HAPPENS AT THE CAPACITY THEY SAY IT WILL AND THERE ISN'T A MOTHERFUCKING THING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE SYSTEM IS TOO FAR GONE.

[Behemoth]

but I think it's funny the Dem/Liberal whining pussies denounce bullying, then they say Trump does it, so we're gonna do it because he's doing it. Also, Obama had purple lips

[Behemoth]

Also, Ronald Reagan was maybe the worst president in history, so while you're doing your power up jumps in your shox tonight Vaughn, desperately trying to keep your starting job in the rec basketball league so you can bang some milfs that have kids on the team while at the same time not losing your job to lil Jalil who's only 14 and 5-7, but has a wicked crossover, remember these two words. STAR WARS.

FIN

[Behemoth]

GOD DAMN I'M READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

[blake]

Mocking Sessions's accent, Trump added, 'This guy is mentally retarded. He's this dumb Southerner. ' He couldn't even be a one-person country lawyer down in Alabama."

https://www.mediaite.com/online/trump-called-jeff-sessions-mentally-retarded-according-to-bob-woodward-hes-this-dumb-southerner/

:lmao

[blake]

no but really, trump respects the south

[blake]

“He’s an idiot,” Kelly once said of Trump during a meeting, according to the book. “It’s pointless to try to convince him of anything. He’s gone off the rails. We’re in Crazytown. I don’t even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I’ve ever had.”

https://www.mediaite.com/online/john-kelly-raged-against-trump-in-woodward-book-hes-an-off-the-rails-idiot-worst-job-ive-ever-had/

[blake]

“I’ll be a real good witness,” Trump is quoted.

“You are not a good witness,” Dowd is quoted in turn. “Mr. President, I’m afraid I just can’t help you.”

[Bobby Wong]

guys, obama is really dumb

[Bobby Wong]

also, cultural marxism is something i heard about on youtube and the only way we can stop it from ruining america is by building a wall to keep brown people out because if we don't stop it now it will turn into multi-cultural marxism and then we'll really be fucked, and this is all obama's fault btw because he's a black and he just made me hate him so bad that i burned my nikes

[blake]

this is the president that vaughn believes has a perfectly normal functioning brain

Woodward writes that in one National Security Council meeting from January, Trump questioned why the U.S. was spending money maintaining a presence in the Korean Peninsula. “We’re doing this in order to prevent World War III,” James Mattis told him, per Woodward.

After the meeting, Mattis “was particularly exasperated and alarmed, telling close associates that the president acted like — and had the understanding of — ‘a fifth- or sixth-grader.’”

jesus christ vaughn

[blake]

Trump was sharply criticized for initially saying that “both sides” were to blame. At the urging of advisers, he then condemned white supremacists and neo-Nazis, but almost immediately told aides, “That was the biggest fucking mistake I’ve made” and the “worst speech I’ve ever given,” according to Woodward’s account.

yikes

[blake]

John Dowd, Trump’s former lawyer, really did not want the president to testify to Mueller under oath.

According to CNN’s report on Fear, Woodward reports that Trump’s lawyers held a mock interview with Mueller to see how the president would fare.

Trump failed, and Dowd concluded he could not sit for an interview under oath with Mueller without committing perjury.

Per CNN, Dowd took that information to Mueller:

Then, in an even more remarkable move, Dowd and Trump’s current personal attorney Jay Sekulow went to Mueller’s office and re-enacted the mock interview. Their goal: to argue that Trump couldn’t possibly testify because he was incapable of telling the truth.

“He just made something up. That’s his nature,” Dowd said to Mueller.

Washington Post reports Dowd told Mueller the interview would also make the U.S. president “look like an idiot”:


perfectly normal functioning brain this guy's got y'all

[Bobby Wong]

but he's the only one standing between us and globalism blake

[blake]

i need vaughn to get back in here to see if he still believes trump isn't braindamaged.

btw, the book was written by "the" bob woodward of watergate fame

[Bobby Wong]

look how triggered snowflake blake is y'all

[VaughnP]

I've only had time to skim this, but I've never heard of anyone dramatically embellishing or out right inventing stories to sell a book before.

[blake]

I've only had time to skim this, but I've never heard of anyone dramatically embellishing or out right inventing stories to sell a book before.

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[blake]

there really is a trump tweet for every occasion

[blake]

Senior White House Official Pens Stunning Anonymous Op-Ed in NYT: We’re Trying to Stop Trump

https://www.mediaite.com/print/senior-white-house-official-pens-stunning-anonymous-op-ed-at-nyt-were-trying-to-stop-him/

The official also makes the stunning revelation that “there were early whispers within the cabinet of invoking the 25th Amendment,” which would remove Trump from office. “But no one wanted to precipitate a constitutional crisis,” the official writes.

not at all brain damaged

[Bobby Wong]

lol at snowflake blakes anonymous sources

[Bobby Wong]

winning so much i'm starting to get tired of all the winning, y'all

https://i.imgur.com/C9Yao32.png

[VaughnP]

Senior White House Official Pens Stunning Anonymous Op-Ed in NYT: We?re Trying to Stop Trump

https://www.mediaite.com/print/senior-white-house-official-pens-stunning-anonymous-op-ed-at-nyt-were-trying-to-stop-him/

The official also makes the stunning revelation that ?there were early whispers within the cabinet of invoking the 25th Amendment,? which would remove Trump from office. ?But no one wanted to precipitate a constitutional crisis,? the official writes.

not at all brain damaged

Politics aside... Isn't an unelected official trying to covertly sabotage a president's agenda from within, going so far as to call himself part of "the resistance", like actual treason? This might be the one time Trump is right using the word.

The writing style and word choice of that piece screams douchey liberal, despite the conservative claims. I'd say there's a decent chance it's a woman as well.

[Bobby Wong]

I mean, maybe, but a lot of people would say that, in much the same way that a soldier is required to disobey an unlawful order, a government official in the service of the American people is obligated to undermine the treasonous actions of a chief executive who is compromised by a foreign power and acting in a manner contrary to the national interest.

[anatine]

Politics aside... Isn't an unelected official trying to covertly sabotage a president's agenda from within, going so far as to call himself part of "the resistance", like actual treason? This might be the one time Trump is right using the word.

The writing style and word choice of that piece screams douchey liberal, despite the conservative claims. I'd say there's a decent chance it's a woman as well.

its pence, and its part of an orchestrated effort to restore the republican party's "image" once they dump King Dottard and tell the heartland that fun time is over, now its time to remake america in God's image.


seriously, watch.

[Bobby Wong]

That seems pretty reasonable, and there's this:

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But Pence is only +350 on Bovada and I think low odds are for gambling addicts, so I prefer to bet on longshots. I'm going with Kellyanne Conway at +5000.

[VaughnP]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e357/VaughnP/14E9F510-B8FC-43C7-A353-37499624CC28_zpsfz8u8jnd.png

[VaughnP]

I think Haley is a good bet.

[VaughnP]

But smart money is on Coats apparently.

[VaughnP]

The lodestar thing is too obvious. Pretty much everyone in this thread would be capable of an intentional plant like that. Framing Pence in the public eye might be part of the actual intent here. It would be interesting to see which journalists first spread the lodestar connection in his speeches and how soon after it dropped the connection was made.

[VaughnP]

https://mobile.twitter.com/danbl00m

It looks like this guy, who is connected to Slate had a full breakdown of the connection complete with screenshots of Pence excerpts less than 20 minutes after the Times linked the article and gave their disclaimer statement on Twitter.

[VaughnP]

Convinced it's a red herring/frameup now.

[VaughnP]

And even though it's an opinion piece, I'd say there is still a very strong possibility that an editor could have gotten the ok to change this with the source obviously not realizing their intentions. I just don't think Pence would be dumb enough to give himself away so easily, Occam's Razor aside.

[anatine]

these are not bad points.

[blake]

i think the important thing to keep in mind here is that trump is mentally defective, vaughn’s support notwithstanding

[blake]

oh great vaughn’s about to say something in his “southern retard” accent

[VaughnP]

Texas isn't the South.

[VaughnP]

Also, I don't have much of an accent, if any. Certainly not Gamble like, for example. The East Texas accent is different than the southern drawl. Matthew McConaughey is a good reference. Gamble and his southeastern Texas, Beaumont trash accent heavily influenced by Louisiana dialect might give some of you the wrong idea.

[Behemoth]

its pence, and its part of an orchestrated effort to restore the republican party's "image" once they dump King Dottard and tell the heartland that fun time is over, now its time to remake america in God's image.


seriously, watch.

This would be hilarious. Pence wouldn't have even won re-election in Indiana had he ran and not become VP. Which is also pretty funny.

[blake]

yep no brain damage whatsoever

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blake be honest is there a chance your wife would suck vaughns dick

[gay sex]

the kids driving her crazy and she just imagines a life on the road next to a guy who drives a jeep sahara that is undeniable sex appeal chang

[gay sex]

and vaughn pushes her head away cuz lol getting blown by a 40 year old black woman unless ur literally homeless

[Bobby Wong]

get real with your life gare, vaughan p is gonna roll up in his jeep sahara with the top down and the doors off and no fucking way is nita jeopardizing her weave by riding in that thing for one fucking second

[gay sex]

you underestimate how awful the young oval is to deal with on a daily basis she might just pull a runner to more mexican pastures

[gay sex]

btw the eagles kicking game is fucking bizarre

[Bobby Wong]

plus you know he's playing some wack middle-america rock that sounds like nickelback but possibly christian

[gay sex]

wow look at this liberal elite insulting america

[gay sex]

you own 3 goats and u try to get an attitude unreal

[gay sex]

btw are we calling it is jim officially dead

[Bobby Wong]

maybe he just needs to clear his cookies

[gay sex]

rofl

[blake]

i hope his password didn't have any punctuation

[VaughnP]

plus you know he's playing some wack middle-america rock that sounds like nickelback but possibly christian

I'm genuinely insulted.

[blake]

Woodward describes President Donald Trump?s former lawyer John Dowd after finishing a practice session of a potential sit-down with Special Counsel Robert Mueller. Dowd had reportedly warned the president that he?d be ?fitted for an orange jumpsuit? if he were to pursue an in-person interview.

?Trump goes ballistic, makes things up, starts screaming- Dowd thought had he been Mueller, he would have been fired right on the spot,? Woodward told Colbert. ??You can?t testify. You- you are disabled.? I mean, imagine the lawyer- your lawyer, telling you you?re disabled. ?And you can?t testify because you can?t tell the truth. You just make things up!'?

:lmao

[blake]

VaughnP just fyi, i turned off smart punctuation on my ipad but it's still doing it.

[VaughnP]

It will if you copy paste something that has it. It shouldn't for something you actually write.