Also as we approach the 9 year anniversary of this masterpiece of an internet site

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Let us not forget this and give praise

Originally Posted by SkyNigger View Post
So Blake ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU HAVE NOT COMPLIED WITH POWER'S TRANSPARENT DIRECTIVE TO WEAR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR IMMATURITY?

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A SITE LITERALLY FORGED FROM THE FIRES OF CANADIAN HATRED FOR OCTOPUSES

[VaughnP]

How do we bring Scooter back?

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honestly i dont think theres a way to clone his brain

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unless we can get invisible planes made

[VaughnP]

Blake is literally fake news. Taking bits and pieces of year old stories out of context...

[VaughnP]

But seriously, I wish Scooter was here. I'm sure he'd have some incredible insanity tinged takes on Trump, the whole #metoo thing etc. He's hated CNN with a passion for as long as he's posted.

[VaughnP]

Also, I'm currently watching Arrival again, for what reason I don't know, but this movie just isn't good.

[VaughnP]

If Jim turned out to be one of these giant alien, walking hand, octopus monsters, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. Either way, movie is overrated.

[VaughnP]

I've tried to think about what's wrong with this movie, and it's something like Jeremy Renner's character getting a ton of screen time without any actual development. That and an entire lack of character development overall - just some kind of overhyped sci-fi flick with a bullshit Inception vibe that pretends to be deep and pretends to pose existential questions. Awful.

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walt literally watching a movie wishing invisible planes were in it

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the movie was fine stop overthinking ur nonsense takes

[VaughnP]

I'm still waiting on an explanation of what's so good about this movie a year later.

[gay sex]

feels like that movie came out 3 years ago also the bill simmons conan podcast is great

[VaughnP]

A Holiday release two years ago. But real talk, I was dying of thirst after that ended, completely forgot I bought 30 of those 16.9 oz bottles of Dr. Pepper, slipped past those and realized that somehow Gatorade hasn't came out with a better flavor than the Frost Glacier Freeze in 20+ years.

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walt were gonna need you to comply with powers transparent directive and tone it down like 4 notches

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CUZ UR GETTING A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITLE pitchy dog

[VaughnP]

You're probably one of those weirdos that prefers the lemon-lime Gatorade.

[Hillbilly Jim]

never heard of that movie

:jammed

[Behemoth]

Arrival was a horrible movie, and YES, Renner hasn't been good in anything except Hurt Locker. He's so useless, they literally gave him a bow and arrow and said, "here you're an Avenger". I mean. YEAH.


Also, Scooter is in a prison in Turkey. God be with him


This is site is the only home I know, now, and eventhough I'm not liked by anyone here, a certain mutual respect exists. Except for Blake, because you can't respect a cuck. But guys like Wong and......uh....well Bob Wong, seem like good people. So I come back here.


Happy Birthday you sweet black bitch

[Behemoth]

Eventhough Jim is a black man I still call him brother

[Behemoth]

because I'm not really racist. It was just a schtick I did. B

[Behemoth]

but I call him brother, not brutha. because the latter would be racist

[VaughnP]

Is this new "not a racist" thing also a schtick?

[Behemoth]

in closing, I would share a vacation house with all of you. Vegas, Amsterdam, Thailand, etc..

[Behemoth]

Is this new "not a racist" thing also a schtick?


That depends, are you black?

[Behemoth]

That depends, are you black?



:hof

[Behemoth]

I can't believe :lol isn't embedded anymore. Scoots is rolling over in his grave

[VaughnP]

Also, I feel like we should be using more Yiddish words. Things would be much better if fagele (pronounced feygala) was as common in American English as schtick.

I've been calling Alabama's team "feygalabama" for a good 7 years now.

[Behemoth]

:yafeelsme?

[Behemoth]

At least the queen still works

[Behemoth]

Also, I feel like we should be using more Yiddish words. Things would be much better if fagele (pronounced feygala) was as common in American English as schtick.

I've been calling Alabama's team "feygalabama" for a good 7 years now.


I knew they wouldnt' cover today. Also, Feyg or no feyg, they couldnt' hang with an NFL team. Not even close

[blake]

true story, if neverstop hadn't banned gare, skatz probably wouldn't exist and boris might still be active

[blake]

and yes i realize that banning scooter is what prompted skatz, but my guess is that gare doesn't leave boris permanently if he wasn't banned. i prob wouldn't have left boris if gare wasn't banned, and then dumpsterrental followed me, etc., etc

[blake]

for whatever reason, druff's mod skills have completely evaporated over the last year to where he thinks the problem with posters like fps_russia and limitles are that they are unpopular. not that they post nothing but spam and are deliberately incomprehensible.

as long as druff thinks like this, this is skatz's opportunity to seize the top spot of all 135th tier poker forums.

we need everyone here, including all lurkers to stop posting on druff's site immediately.

if it literally becomes a three-way-dance between druff, limitles and fps_russia, i believe we can make druff see the light. alternatively, we can make this place readable.

[blake]

skatz is the only site where :jewdonk

is actually embedded

[blake]

also all of us at skatz would like to see a tornado rip right through vaughn's house, killing him and his loved ones.

[blake]

i believe skatz is the only poker forum that has adopted that as an official policy

[Hillbilly Jim]

because I'm not really racist. It was just a schtick I did. B

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[blake]

for whatever reason, druff's mod skills have completely evaporated over the last year to where he thinks the problem with posters like fps_russia and limitles are that they are unpopular. not that they post nothing but spam and are deliberately incomprehensible.

as long as druff thinks like this, this is skatz's opportunity to seize the top spot of all 135th tier poker forums.

we need everyone here, including all lurkers to stop posting on druff's site immediately.

if it literally becomes a three-way-dance between druff, limitles and fps_russia, i believe we can make druff see the light. alternatively, we can make this place readable.

have we made any progress on this

[VaughnP]

There isn't enough good posting and posters left on PFA to drown out the political insanity and general insanity of FPS and Limitles. I'm shocked that Druff can't see this. It's went on long enough that the overall perception and brand of the forum has essentially turned into a site I don't want to associated with for fear of government monitoring. Not as if Scooter and co hasn't already put Skatz on the radar, but still.

[VaughnP]

The beauty of it all is that Jewdonk unintentionally poisoned the site with that Trump thread.

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rofl that actually might be correct

[anatine]

The beauty of it all is that Jewdonk unintentionally poisoned the site with that Trump thread.



this is literally the single most coge thing ever posted about todgerville.

[Behemoth]

true story, if neverstop hadn't banned gare, skatz probably wouldn't exist and boris might still be active



Whoa whoa whoa, pump the brakes Timmy. If you remember, and I'm sure all of us do, over at the ice palace you weren't exactly the best poster. I remember terribleness beyond terribleness and a wicked case of right hand man "I'm Timmy importantitis".

[Behemoth]

Let the record show that I do not have an account over at Druff's place, nor have I ever, nor have I ever posted. Skatz is my home, and one day, ya'll will give me a key to the front door instead of buzzing me in each and every time.

[Behemoth]

Also if a Texas twister happened to tear Vaughn's double wide apart, I would be ok with that. Sorry buddy.

[Behemoth]

also Jim, I do not support Trump or any other politician.

[Behemoth]

why do we hate Vaughn now? Because he's a Trump supporter?

[blake]

Whoa whoa whoa, pump the brakes Timmy. If you remember, and I'm sure all of us do, over at the ice palace you weren't exactly the best poster. I remember terribleness beyond terribleness and a wicked case of right hand man "I'm Timmy importantitis".

that?s actually incorrect as i was the best poster

[blake]

FACT

[Behemoth]

that?s actually incorrect as i was the best poster


:hof

[Militant Quacks]

OK BLAKE BUT HAVE YOU COMPLIED WITH POWER'S TRANSPARENT DIRECTIVE TO WEAR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR IMMATURITY?

[Behemoth]

OK BLAKE BUT HAVE YOU COMPLIED WITH POWER'S TRANSPARENT DIRECTIVE TO WEAR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR IMMATURITY?


This sounds serious Timmy. Don't wanna get on the wrong side of Quackers.