AlSO HEY VAUGHN

[gay sex]

sick take on the chiefs being bad

[gay sex]

UUUUUUUUUUUUU FUCKING IDIOT

[blake]

https://media.giphy.com/media/abhuZVfVJcPYs/giphy.gif

[gay sex]

that was correct blake

[VaughnP]

I'm not watching the game but am listening while driving, seems like the Colts have absolutely choked in the snow. The Chiefs making the Super Bowl would be legitimately embarrassing. Also, what the fuck happened at the end of the first half when the Colts were on the 9 yard line? Didn't they also just have the ball at the Chiefs 20? My signal is going in and out.

[VaughnP]

Think about the fact that the Dolphins miracle fluke play cost the Patriots the one seed.

[gay sex]

shutup idiot

[VaughnP]

So now I see that the goat kicker missed a chip shot on top of the extra point or this would be a one possession game.

[gay sex]

also i literally tried to bet sidedish 1k 3k 10k on the the colts and he ducked every single option

[Behemoth]

I'm not watching the game but am listening while driving, seems like the Colts have absolutely choked in the snow. The Chiefs making the Super Bowl would be legitimately embarrassing. Also, what the fuck happened at the end of the first half when the Colts were on the 9 yard line? Didn't they also just have the ball at the Chiefs 20? My signal is going in and out.


THERE ISN'T ANY SNOW ON THE FIELD, VAUGHN. I'M YELLING SO HE CAN HEAR IT ON HIS SHITTY AM RADIO.

[Behemoth]

Vaughn LITERALLY driving a 73 custom deluxe that's got a "nice petina" listening to his am radio

[Behemoth]

Walting around looking for black kids picking on white guys with asian gfs

[Behemoth]

actual pic of Vaughn as Walt

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCvaMQxf6XTHI2DeaE6kWpnuF31fz3t DKOakayAh5_q3cAE8NEsA

[gay sex]

are you so dumb you cant spell patina

[VaughnP]

Vaughn LITERALLY driving a 73 custom deluxe that's got a "nice petina" listening to his am radio

ESPN radio app and and it has been snowing for the better part of like 20 straight hours there. They likely have a turf warming system under the field like other nfl stadiums, and they obviously cleared any accumulation before the game.

[VaughnP]

Home just in time for kickoff. Obviously roll with Cowboys +7 or GTFO. The small possibility of an Eagles vs. Cowboys at home conference championship is just wow.

[gay sex]

so los angeles by 20 it is

[Behemoth]

LOL @ Cowboys and 7

[Behemoth]

They either win outright like the Colts or Eagles, are they get blown out.

[Behemoth]

and we saw how it turned out for the Colts. Eagles are next

[Behemoth]

Blake has already taken down his Ertz fathead and packed up all his Eagles shit. He knows what's coming

[Behemoth]

38-21 Saints, Foles has a garbage time TD or two to make it seem like he didn't get cucked. Later that night, in a drunken rage, he questions the existence of GOD.

[Behemoth]

I fucking hate GOD boys, FYI.

[Behemoth]

are you so dumb you cant spell patina


stop trying to distract us from that fact that Vaughn is a mere 8 years away from being Walt Kowalski, and my description was spot on

[Behemoth]

I mean a little positivity now and then wouldn't hurt ya, big fella. You know I'm out here doing the people's work with basically zero fucking support on this forum.

[gay sex]

shhh trashbag

[VaughnP]

Not looking good for ole Gawful.

[gay sex]

please son this vista is pristine

[gay sex]

couple 9 goff tds and were new money

[VaughnP]

When he inevitably turns the ball over multiple times and is the primary reason why they lost, Gawful or Gofful will absolutely be a thing.

[gay sex]

as long as you dont be mean to him thats ok

[VaughnP]

NASCAR is already back?

I'm going to pioneer the Skatz fantasy nascar league and somehow get Blake to play so that he has to explain to Nita why he's participating in such a thing on a site with our logo.

[VaughnP]

I'm convinced that Skip lurks Skatz.

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[VaughnP]

CJ is legit 300lbs. Which is crazy considering he might be a strong 5'7".

[VaughnP]

Gare, how devastating is this next Cowboys TD going to be after 25 plays = 6 points?

[Behemoth]

I'd say CJ is pushing 5-7, 250. Like most of these fatties on the dating sites. I mean Christ bitch would it hurt you to stop guzzling diet cokes (I know baby it's zero calories and zero sugar, lol) by the gallon and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST BECAUSE IT'S UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW THEM WHOLE. But B is watching how you do that girl. Can you do three at once, because that's about what ole B is. If you can, I'll over look the chocolate cheesecake AND the cookie baby. Just let me see what's gonna happen tonight about 10:30 when you've emptied the moscato bottle and are still thirsty.

[VaughnP]

There's always prostitution.

[Behemoth]

FML and these dating sites

[VaughnP]

Try fetlife.com and find a younger girl into BDSM with daddy issues. Problem solved.

[Behemoth]

There's always prostitution.


Too expensive here. In AMS, it was awesome. Bang 9s-10s all day long for E50, or E75 for a half hour. Bitches out here are ratchety and shoot me $300.

[Behemoth]

Try fetlife.com and find a younger girl into BDSM with daddy issues. Problem solved.


I'm already on there, it's a sausagefest. Literally 5 posts in the area I'm in a week. 4 of them dudes, 1 is a girl looking for a black bull, lol.

[Behemoth]

Like literally it's a 300lb white woman and her hubby, who's also 300lbs, smiling into the camera asking Jim to come bang her out and he's gonna watch/film it. At least Jim is still getting action.

[blake]

Gare, how devastating is this next Cowboys TD going to be after 25 plays = 6 points?

rofl

[VaughnP]

That was the dumbest penalty of the year for any team. Probably lost them the game.

[VaughnP]

I'm already on there, it's a sausagefest. Literally 5 posts in the area I'm in a week. 4 of them dudes, 1 is a girl looking for a black bull, lol.

What state are you in?

[blake]

ANOTHER GREAT CALL BY THE REFS

[Behemoth]

That was the dumbest penalty of the year for any team. Probably lost them the game.


LOL, I think making the trip to LA cost them the game.

[Behemoth]

I'm in Ohio Vaughn. I've been on Fetlife for a few months, I'm just gonna shitcan it

[VaughnP]

10 point swings by the refs. The NFL needs Rams to win a Super Bowl. Going to be great when it's Chargers vs Rams.

[VaughnP]

I'm in Ohio Vaughn.

Now I just feel bad for you.

[blake]

i swear i heard someone say that the rams were overrated on this site

[blake]

also that the cowboys were good

[Behemoth]

also that the cowboys were good

Cowboys are about as good as the Eagles.

[blake]

the great thing about vaughn being like 21 is that he has literally never seen the cowboys win

[gay sex]

SHOTS FIRED

[VaughnP]

Rams are absolutely overrated. I'm not sure that I ever said Dallas was good. I'm completely aware that they've over performed. I might have said that their defense has improved which is true, but a healthy Gurley changes everything.

[gay sex]

rams and chiefs overrated though

[gay sex]

rofl this person literally runs our website russian hackers if you need a rube target

[blake]

LOL AT A HEALTHY GURLEY CHANGES EVERYTHING

THE RAMS ADDED CJ ANDERSON TWO WEEKS AGO AND HE ALREADY HAS LIKE 175 YARDS

[gay sex]

rofl

[blake]

HE WAS OUT OF THE LEAGUE LIKE 14 DAYS AGO

[gay sex]

lollllllllllllll GO EASY ON YUNG WALTER

[VaughnP]

How many 10+ yard runs does Gurley have in this game?

[VaughnP]

He's averaging 8.7 yards a carry.

[Behemoth]

Vaughn, Blake is hitting you pretty hard. You may just wanna pop an edible and nod out for the night.

[Behemoth]

I mean, CJ Anderson is bodying your shitty defense. He's like a really, really big 9th grader.

[blake]

I mean, CJ Anderson is bodying your shitty defense. He's like a really, really big 9th grader.

:lmao

[blake]

He's averaging 8.7 yards a carry.

Lol and CJ is averaging 6.1

[blake]

Which is waaaaay more than ezekiel elliott is averaging

[gay sex]

OMFG GIVE GALLUP THE TOUCHDOWN YOU FUCKS

[VaughnP]

"In the wrap" and illegal hands to the face - 7 given to the Rams, 3 or more possibly taken from Dallas.

[Behemoth]

OMFG GIVE GALLUP THE TOUCHDOWN YOU FUCKS


I know, I have Gallup in a a few lineups. Need him to make up for Marlon Mack's worthless ass

[VaughnP]

1 possession game. Those terrible calls. Seriously.

[VaughnP]

Please let Goff Gawful things up. Just one time.

[VaughnP]

How many times is Dallas going to get beat on the same two routes?

[Behemoth]

How many times is Dallas going to get beat on the same two routes?


As many times as it takes for the Rams to score

[blake]

i mean honestly if the cowboys come back to win after all my taunting i will be extremely upset

[blake]

like we're looking at 3 or 4 xanax

[blake]

fuck it, i might start now

[VaughnP]

Do it and post weird YouTube videos.

[Behemoth]

save some for the Eagles fail tomorrow

[VaughnP]

Rams deserve to lose for this faggy soccer crowd working music.

[Behemoth]

UH OH Vaughn, CJ Anderson is in the game

[Behemoth]

Vaughn

[Behemoth]

4th and 1 and they're going for it. Looks like CJ Anderson is in the game

[Behemoth]

OH WOW

[VaughnP]

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[blake]

wow the balls on mcvay

[VaughnP]

Dallas is maybe the 5th best team on the NFC side of the bracket. Remember that before thinking the Rams are some kind of super team.

[blake]

the rams have a little of that same feel the eagles had last year. you even have mcvay calling plays like pedersen

it would not shock me to see them win it all

[gay sex]

RAMS BANDWAGON BEEN IN FULL EFFECT ALL SEASON

[VaughnP]

There are about 10 plays that Dak should have scrambled on. Not sure why he hasn't.

[gay sex]

also final season of ur the worst premiered this week and yall know gare bee watching it since 2013 or whatever, its basically the second sopranos if you live in la

[gay sex]

and obv fxx is just straight trash so its not on demand, you have to set the dvrs folks

[VaughnP]

the rams have a little of that same feel the eagles had last year. you even have mcvay calling plays like pedersen

it would not shock me to see them win it all

https://i.ibb.co/yBJ9WzN/55463-B80-A8-AA-483-E-B11-F-7-C74560-CE288.jpg

[gay sex]

hey todge if you were a city you would be jew orleans AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND FIN

[Behemoth]

Backpeddle much Vaughn? You're starting to sound like the typical OSU fan after their yearly fail loss to a shit team. "Well, Purdue is a lot better team than most people think. They're tough at home."

[gay sex]

that might be a correct call but i dont like texas maybe covering

[Behemoth]

https://i.ibb.co/yBJ9WzN/55463-B80-A8-AA-483-E-B11-F-7-C74560-CE288.jpg

I know a Falcons season ticket holder. Had a chance to buy SB tickets, $3k a piece, and you had to buy 2 or more

[gay sex]

also is joe buck retiring this year what a life

[gay sex]

like if you got to run it back start to finish goat life has to be al michaels right hes been making like a million a year since forever, plays golf everyday, hung out with oj in the 80s like that his who you choose

[VaughnP]

Hemo, did you miss the posts where I told you all to bet Seattle last week despite the fact that Dallas was at home? I honestly wish Seattle would have won now, I think they win this game.

[gay sex]

vaughn no offense but we basically miss all ur posts

[gay sex]

boom roasted

[VaughnP]

I hope they bring in CJ so he can redeem his terribleness with a fumble.

[Behemoth]

Hemo, did you miss the posts where I told you all to bet Seattle last week despite the fact that Dallas was at home? I honestly wish Seattle would have won now, I think they win this game.


I prolly did. I honestly hate the Cowboys so much like I may have been seeing red that day.

[Behemoth]

I hate bandwagon teams, and the 90s Cowboys were just super thugs.

[Behemoth]

Vaughn is right though, the music at the stadium is fucking trash

[gay sex]

goff > manning and tom brady combined we see you pac 12 greatness

[VaughnP]

We're all thinking one of these flashy new teams is going to win something and it's just going to be New England vs New Orleans 28-24 and we'll pretend to be shocked as Brady holds up his 6th Lombardi trophy.

[gay sex]

i somehow am losing like 80 dollar tonight in nba but the randoms i challenged to a 10 dollar nfl contest TASTING SOME SWEET GARE TAINT

[VaughnP]

Pathetic.

[Behemoth]

goff > manning and tom brady combined we see you pac 12 greatness


:lmao

[blake]

EXTEND GARRETT IMMEDIATELY

[Behemoth]

i somehow am losing like 80 dollar tonight in nba but the randoms i challenged to a 10 dollar nfl contest TASTING SOME SWEET GARE TAINT


You would've won our weekly, prolly. I'm winning right now with 72pts and 3 players to start

[blake]

Rams or eagles are going to the super bowl

[blake]

And i can't see the rams losing in a revenge game considering the EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE RAMS IN LA A MONTH AGO so probably the rams

[VaughnP]

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[gay sex]

talib going WE TOOK THEIR FUCKING SOUL on live tv was so great

[Behemoth]

also shoutout to Blake for the start of the week at TE. Gerald Everett LOL. RAMS D. LOL

[Behemoth]

folks those two starts netted ole Chang 1 point

[blake]

Did i mention that the eagles held gurley to 48 yards and played like men as opposed to what you witnessed from dallas today

[VaughnP]

I seriously think we're all being tricked here. Rams are not that good. Dallas D was just decrepit dog shit.

[Behemoth]

I'm trying to figure out how you don't start Kelce. I think he's 80% owned in the milly

[Behemoth]

Did i mention that the eagles held gurley to 48 yards and played like men as opposed to what you witnessed from dallas today


Well let's see what Kamara and Ingram do tomorrow

[blake]

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https://media1.tenor.com/images/38430e4c98e0cbac764b006ca6445bfe/tenor.gif

[VaughnP]

This game is making people forgot about that Eagles raping just a couple weeks ago. I really think this was the Rams using Dallas as the girl who brings her uglier friend to make herself look better.

[blake]

I'm trying to figure out how you don't start Kelce. I think he's 80% owned in the milly

Rofl

It's cause i'm bad, behemoth.

[Behemoth]

This game is making people forgot about that Eagles raping just a couple weeks ago. I really think this was the Rams using Dallas as the girl who brings her uglier friend to make herself look better.


and we fuck'em anyway. FOR THE TEAM VAUGHN. FOR THE TEAM.

[Behemoth]

Well let's see what Kamara and Ingram do tomorrow


:snicker

[blake]

Snickering at your own post is not ok

[blake]

But i am starting kamara so...

[gay sex]

bernie mac was a golden god

[Hillbilly Jim]

yall shoulda listened to me and picked cj andersson

[Behemoth]

But i am starting kamara so...


:snicker
:snicker

[gay sex]

also snickering at your own post is very ok

[VaughnP]

Dallas losing to the Saints would have been 10x more infuriating so I'm ok with this. The Saints fans in East Texas are the lowest orc form of questionably sentient animated garbage pile people to walk this earth. Like you guys have no idea.

[gay sex]

lot of words there nerdbert

[VaughnP]

Trying to channel the necessary mental imagery. Now just imagine all of that wearing a Brees jersey walking around yelling "who dat?" And it's not just men. It's unexplainable.

[VaughnP]

Skip is on active shooter watch.

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[VaughnP]

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[gay sex]

remember when texas was relevant in baskets like 7 years ago lebron can literally hold his cock on tv and it would still be better than the dirk retirement tour

[gay sex]

ALSO HOW BOUT THEM AFC NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES oh but you know already

[gay sex]

btw behemoth telling you to save some xanax for the eagles fail tomorrow was an iconic line

[blake]

but also good advice

[gay sex]

start crushing them up now kid

[Behemoth]

word to the wise fella, I knew a guy who was snorting oxy's pretty hardcore. He made it 3 maybe 4 years before it got him. In the end, he'd be wearing like 4 shirts. a towel around his neck that was saturated/dripping sweat, face pale white, always saying he was cold. I accidentally brushed up against his towel when I was getting out of my seat and it was basically like I ran my arm under the sink.

[gay sex]

so basically ur face in the mirror

[Behemoth]

start crushing them up now kid


Snort away, Chang

[Behemoth]

so basically ur face in the mirror


I just wanted to prepare Chang for the very possible reality that he gets Sammy Sosa face after the Eagles game tonight

[gay sex]

too soon

[Bobby Wong]

one time in college i was going out with this chick who had a xanax prescription and a few of us were waiting at her apartment for her to get it filled. as soon as she opened the door my friend brandon tackled her to the fucking ground, grabbed her pills and chugged like 30 of them straight out of the bottle. she was all pissed that i didn't defend her, but really i was pretty impressed by his degeneracy.

[Bobby Wong]

she later got arrested for trying to pass off a photocopied prescription, her anxiety really got out of control because we were stealing all her meds

[Behemoth]

Heartwarming story, Buttermilk. You SIR, are a gentleman.

[Behemoth]

Chang please don't listen to Bobby. Don't chug 30 of them, maybe crush up 1 pre halftime and 1 after they're already down like 40. It'll be ok, Wentz will be 100% healthy next season (LOL) and you guys always draft well.

[blake]

which thread is the one i am supposed to be live taunting vaughn in?

[blake]

Rams are absolutely overrated.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Pgy4Na8aRyBuE/giphy.gif

[blake]

the rams have a little of that same feel the eagles had last year. you even have mcvay calling plays like pedersen

it would not shock me to see them win it all

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[gay sex]

i feel like either one works

[blake]

the rams have a little of that same feel the eagles had last year. you even have mcvay calling plays like pedersen

it would not shock me to see them win it all

https://i.ibb.co/yBJ9WzN/55463-B80-A8-AA-483-E-B11-F-7-C74560-CE288.jpg

https://media1.tenor.com/images/08ee4848d89537ac1251d30c88ea9ac8/tenor.gif

[blake]

I seriously think we're all being tricked here. Rams are not that good. Dallas D was just decrepit dog shit.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/idiot.gif

[VaughnP]

I stand by my statement. They somehow stumbled to a victory with the help of officiating. Game honestly shouldn't have been close.

[Behemoth]

Rams never got their 8th grader going. WTF is up with Gurley? I think he's got some serious injury they're gonna have to operate on after the season and they're hiding it