List things Vaughn doesn't hate

[Behemoth]

White bread

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apartheid

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mayonnaise

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angel food cake

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snow

[blake]

slavery

[blake]

the holocaust

[blake]

donald trump

[Hillbilly Jim]

some strains of rice

[Behemoth]

the Gap

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chaffeurs

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Colin Powell

[Hillbilly Jim]

TIDE PODS!!!

[Behemoth]

tighty whiteys

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whole milk

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knee high socks

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the term "coon dog"

[blake]

segregation

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Aspen, Colorado

[blake]

the guy who killed mlk

[blake]

robert e. lee

[blake]

https://cdn7.bigcommerce.com/s-gy84b4/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/6763/18080/Rebel-Confederate-Battle-Flag-3x5-2-Ply-Polyester-Embroidered-Stars__80649.1495383025.jpg

[Bobby Wong]

boofing

[Hillbilly Jim]

the guy who killed mlk

also the guy who killed milk

[Behemoth]

white icing

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sandals with socks

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Natalie Bree Hajek-Richardson

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stove top stuffing

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red lobster

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country music

[blake]

billy ray cyrus

[blake]

venison

[Behemoth]

Ted Cruz

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Garth Brooks

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and Chris Gaines

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Bill Romanowski

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hard boiled eggs

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sweaters wrapped around your neck as an accessory

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cauliflower

[blake]

skeet shooting

[VaughnP]

Rofl. But seriously, you guys are way off base.

Aspen is however a nice place. Could have had a very high paying job in that area.

I have a coonhound, but have never called him a coondog.

I don't even know who most of these country singers are either. Texas has its own music.

[Bobby Wong]

vaughans dog is named martin luther coonhound, y'all

[Behemoth]

Wayne Brady

[Behemoth]

Rofl. But seriously, you guys are way off base.

Aspen is however a nice place. Could have had a very high paying job in that area.

I have a coonhound, but have never called him a coondog.

I don't even know who most of these country singers are either. Texas has its own music.


Check and mate on 1 and 2. And Texas has it's OWN music.


ITS




OWN






MUSIC

[Behemoth]

Johnny Rebel

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white cornbread

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aspirin

[blake]

budweiser

[blake]

line dancing

[blake]

monster trucks

[Behemoth]

hot dogs with ketchup

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mullets

[Bobby Wong]

men's rights

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sprint car racing

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Kevin James

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roof racks

[gay sex]

rofl behemoth FIRING

[Bobby Wong]

rolling coal

[Bobby Wong]

youtube channels about chewing tobacco

[Hillbilly Jim]

why's vaughn cyring?

http://i.imgur.com/DQ0lJTH.gif

[blake]

scientology

[Bobby Wong]

axe body spray

[Bobby Wong]

smirnoff ice

[VaughnP]

You guys are terrible at this.

[blake]

nickelback

[VaughnP]

Blake is clearly listing things he likes at this point.

[VaughnP]

sandals with socks

No one besides ghetto black people do this in Texas.

[VaughnP]

also the guy who killed milk

If someone took out the people who made that awful movie Milk this might be accurate in that regard.

[VaughnP]

robert e. lee

https://cdn7.bigcommerce.com/s-gy84b4/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/6763/18080/Rebel-Confederate-Battle-Flag-3x5-2-Ply-Polyester-Embroidered-Stars__80649.1495383025.jpg

Texas is not the South.

[VaughnP]

red lobster

Have eaten there like twice lifetime. Texans generally avoid seafood unless within 30 miles of the coast.

[VaughnP]

venison

Overall disgusting, but deer jerky is actually good if done correctly.

[VaughnP]

Ted Cruz

Did you miss the part where he was so unpopular he almost lost to a douchey Democrat?

[VaughnP]

skeet shooting

Not my thing, but best friend's step dad owned his own machines. I don't understand this stereotype because that guy is a well educated multimillionaire.

[VaughnP]

budweiser

Is disgusting and literally 40 percent rice, the rest water.

[VaughnP]

rolling coal

I'm curious how Bob even knows what this is.

[blake]

dockers

[Hillbilly Jim]

Confederate Heroes Day is an official state holiday, and the month of April is recognized by the Texas Senate as Confederate History Month

most Texas county courthouse grounds feature a Confederate memorial.

http://i.imgur.com/ku8seLH.gif

[VaughnP]

Bob's racist joke wins the thread. The rest isn't even remotely funny.

[Hillbilly Jim]

this was hecka disrespectful vaughn

http://i.imgur.com/wZIgtsm.jpg

[VaughnP]

Confederate Heroes Day is an official state holiday, and the month of April is recognized by the Texas Senate as Confederate History Month

most Texas county courthouse grounds feature a Confederate memorial.

http://i.imgur.com/ku8seLH.gif

I've lived there for decades and never heard of this. I think at one point parts of East Texas were similar in their regards of Lee and the confederacy but it's absolutely nothing like the whole Dixieland thing of Alabama etc. The confederate flag is not a thing. Your guy's stereotypes of Texas are laughable. Outside of the impoverished Mexicans, whites, and blacks it's seriously overran with snobby rich people and douchey hipsters. But the thing that makes Texas great is the middle class that still exists, which almost every other state doesn't have, full of hardworking and honorable people of every color.

[Hillbilly Jim]

vaugns belt buckle yall

https://image.dhgate.com/0x0s/f2-albu-g5-M00-DC-73-rBVaI1kr7ciAVnlsAATIhSFv_nc725.jpg/new-vintage-texas-flag-oval-belt-buckle-gurtelschnalle.jpg

[VaughnP]

Texas is not the South. It's a convergence of the south and the southwest, making it it's own thing.

I encourage anyone looking for a better life that can do so legally to move to Texas -- except for Californians, fuck off we're full.

The Permian basin has also allowed this generation of young Texans and some of the older that actually want to work hard, but who may not have had access to higher education, a way to earn a six figure salary and live in places with an extremely low cost of living.

[Behemoth]

girls with two first names

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the movie Six Pack starring Kenny Rogers

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Walker, Texas Ranger

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Texas Pete

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Bolo ties

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turquoise

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wide legged jeans (because those calves are coming ALONG NICELY SON)

[VaughnP]

girls with two first names

The last one of those I banged is the doppelganger of this chick, so not sure how that would be a bad thing. I'm seriously not 100% sure it isn't her.

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[VaughnP]

I saved that girl's twitter because I couldn't honestly tell the difference. Pretty sure she had a tattoo across the back of her left upper leg.

[blake]

rootin and tootin

[blake]

5OKdbc0DYpM&autoplay=1

[blake]

kSJZ12iMzvQ

[blake]

lynching

[blake]

jeff foxworthy

[blake]

larry the cable guy

[VaughnP]

You have crossed the line with the last two.

[VaughnP]

nMfH8jkqSWU

[Behemoth]

The last one of those I banged is the doppelganger of this chick, so not sure how that would be a bad thing. I'm seriously not 100% sure it isn't her.

1078852523891412992


Making sick brags that we can't verify

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nike shox

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8' basketball hoops

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Dane Cook

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Larry Mahan's

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steer horns mounted to the front of his old landcruiser

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that last one is actually a double folks. Suede jackets with fringes

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the saying "that's mighty white of you"

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Karolina Pliskova

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atomic fireballs

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dancing in the rain

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the Billy Idol classic "White Wedding"

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David Duke

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vanilla ice cream

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vanilla sex

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cutting a hole in the sheet and fucking his girl through the hole

[limitthis]

his breath

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Ron Popeil

[Hillbilly Jim]

vaughn loves deleware school bus drivers

Boy, 5, left on school bus for 7 hours; video shows driver ignored alerts from other students
https://abc7chicago.com/education/5-year-old-left-on-school-bus-for-7-hours-/5104267/

https://cdns.abclocal.go.com/content/wpvi/images/cms/012319-wpvi-5-year-old-left-on-bus-11pm-video-CC-vid.jpg

here is some footage from the bus security camera

http://i.imgur.com/cslJolM.gif

http://i.imgur.com/W9Rm72G.gif

[Behemoth]

white slavery

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a tv reboot of the A team starring

Jeffrey Dean Morgan--Hannibal
Terry Crews-B.A.
Channing Tatum--Face
Aaron Paul--Murdock

[Dick Fitzwell]

This thread is everything.
Please don?t stop.

Ever.

SWAK,
Katie

[Behemoth]

white chili beans

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whitewall tires

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gingers with pale skin

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the movie "Powder"

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former NBA stud Shawn Bradley

[VaughnP]

One of my high school teachers knew Shawn Bradley well.

[VaughnP]

gingers with pale skin

Some ginger chicks definitely.

[VaughnP]

I remember watching Powder in the 90s.

[VaughnP]

Dane Cook

I remember posting a novel about my disgust with Dane Cook at the height of his fame, I think on NWP. He somehow lucked into a situation where it was cool to like him without ever actually being funny or interesting. This might actually be the start of the modern hipster epidemic - the faggots who liked Dane Cook.

[Hillbilly Jim]

hipsters didnt like dane cook, his fans were more of the frat bro type of faggots

[VaughnP]

hipsters didnt like dane cook, his fans were more of the frat bro type of faggots

It was a different climate back then. The douchey hipsters we know now didn't exist, and in Texas at least, the closest thing to them were definitely Dane Cook fans. They spread his awful comedy. The frat bro types liked him too but that was only after he became completely mainstream. Like the whole thing took off right at the time he was fading away.

[Hillbilly Jim]

douchey hispsters have always existed

tOp_77i58Ks

[Behemoth]

Dane Cook has never been funny. You know who else? Will Ferrell. Yeah I said it Gare. He's not funny. He's like Sandler, Kevin James, etc etc. One dimensional, same guy in every movie. SUCK IT