Would you rather fuck Serena Williams or get fucked in the ass by a zebra?

[anatine]

Obv the zebra... ITS ONLY HALF BLACK.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Embryological evidence shows that the animal's background color is black and the white stripes and bellies are additions

[anatine]

but its not as black as serena williams so its got a smaller dick than her probably.

[anatine]

76JMb-mF8OQ

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/ocuTp.jpg


Looking forward to Gina trying to make 145 again.

Like, ever.

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

this thread is much more easily appreciated when listening to the jesus lizard than while listening to tad.

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

though that might be because the tad video was preceded with a digiorno ad.

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

i was just perplexed by the unlit cig in my ashtray that was closer to me than the lit cig in the enfilade aside.

[VaughnP]

Yeah, but have you ever experienced a black out that lasted at least 5 hours, confirmed by a receipt in your pocket, that you woke up from the next day covered in something that later you realized was mainly a chocolate milk shake and whipped cream by discovering the smashed cup next to you, in a place that it took you 30 minutes to understand is home, 30 miles away from the last place you can remember? Something, something, pitchers of beer, Rumple Minze doublet shots, long necks, Patron, kush weed, lost, more kush, substance abuse likely, finally realizing I have been several places, asking what street I am on, some house, some chair, some more drinks, emptiness. . .

And is the only thing you can remember for sure, what you know was really real, one smile from her that the universe wouldn't let you forget?

Somehow I observed this while my preprogrammed, instinctual operating system was almost in total control. I was only me for a few moments, but for those few moments, I experienced complete mental clarity, completely detached from the chaos my body was experiencing. She was standing up, posing authoritatively, though her head was tilted to one side the entire time, especially as she said my name. I was owned badly in some childish contest. I never lose.

I've done those nights too many times, standard in fact, but I still wonder why I didn't forget this. It's really fucked with me ever since.

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/ocuTp.jpg


Looking forward to Gina trying to make 145 again.

Like, ever.

shes a natural fatty by her own admission
that is why she started training in the first place
old habits die hard especially when they taste like bacon

[GAMBLE-BOT]

who is that thick chick? id hit it

[Hillbilly Jim]

damn this guy got knocked the fuck out for calling her fat

http://www.moviehole.net/wp-content/uploads/gina1.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=1089&bih=897&q=gina+carano+fat&aq=f&aqi=g2g-b2&aql=&oq=

niggerstop sure does know how to use googles

[MistaCobalina]

that's gina carano? Fucking god damn it.

[Hillbilly Jim]

how does the director or producer not pull her aside before they start filming and tell her to lose some weight
are they chasing chubby chasers or who do they think is going to find that fatty sexy doggs

[MistaCobalina]

hope their cgi budget is large, to take care of those thighs.

[chuckwhoolery]

Either way you go your ass is going to hurt really bad

[anatine]

apparently she got into training in the first place because shes a natural fatty, and has always been pretty up front about it.

regardless shes clearly in this movie to bring in the brothers.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i heard she got into training because shes a natural fatty and she was in a gym so she though hey ill train

[anatine]

i heard she was a natural fatty and got into training at the gym because she was at a gym

[Hillbilly Jim]

i heard you was a natural fatty and got into the gym sideways and got training because she was a fatty in a gym

not to be confused with Jim in a fatty

[anatine]

fat

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/nlLGI.jpg

[DRK Star]

IN GINA'S CASE:

FOREVER A SCONE

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T_JachDW9ag/TLUvFI3NFYI/AAAAAAAAKVo/UU9ooRLCEXw/s800/tumblr_l98eachl431qc8p41o1_500.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

id like to put a few ambien in her bacon milkshakes
then use her as a pillow
bet she is soft as fuck

[anatine]

fuck bro id love to but a bridle in her mouth and take her to the top of a snowy hill then just climb on and take that long smooth sled ride down to the bottom.

[Hillbilly Jim]

fuck bro id love to put a balloon in her mouth filled to the top with snowy hill then just wait until it took that long smooth ride out her bottom

[anatine]

thats just weird bro, fuck.

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Vaughn let me stop you right there Pike had a long night so just shoot him a PM and he will help you out when he gets time.

[Hillbilly Jim]

just kinda hoping the balloon breaks inside her and the coke will make her lose weight

[Hillbilly Jim]

on a side note gina carano has recently became hecka more attractive to ian

[Hillbilly Jim]

just kinda hoping the balloon breaks inside her and the coke will make her lose weight

plus usc would think it was powder sugar when he started licking her ass until his tongue went numb llololz

[dual]

I would fuck Serena, Gina, AND the zebra. Yalllllllllllllll

[Hillbilly Jim]

I would fuck Serena, Gina, AND the zebra. Yalllllllllllllll

SUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITD ICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOB BITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKS duh

[Hillbilly Jim]

SUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITD ICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOB BITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKS

[Hillbilly Jim]

SUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITD ICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOB BITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKS duh

SUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITD ICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKSSUCKINGHOB BITDICKSSUCKINGHOBBITDICKS

http://www.newsrealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/charlie-sheen-crazy.jpg

[VaughnP]

I followed Jim's Google her+fat link and found this in the images:

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/76696/3966507705_1d51ffefe1_b.jpg

I scrolled down a little, and then there was THIS:

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http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a253/lurk182/524_67599_sapptime.jpg

SAPP TIME

[MistaCobalina]

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[MistaCobalina]

THE BEAST IS ALWAYS HUNGRY

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Gooseneckbarnacles.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/ocuTp.jpg


Looking forward to Gina trying to make 145 again.

Like, ever.

:realtalk
:bareback
:yafeelsme
:obv
:baddecision
:wargames

[Ikechukwu Oboabona]

The main problem is simply that people do not recognize this zebra, let alone respect one when they see it. Is as if when they see the zebra they just want to kill it. On side B, to coin a phrase, most people who use or ride this zebra are naïve. I mean they just climb this zebra and think this motorists will equally respect them. But unfortunate, this is the time you have to scram for your life or scream blue murder because for the seeming disrespect and disregard for users of the zebra: they just come at you as if they really want to get at you or kill you. After all, I had thought that the zebras were a very decent means to cross the road, as they are particularly suited or built for that purpose. So, it becomes a disservice to use or ride one when crossing the road.

[Tyde]

is this dupe 408 ?

wow what a train wreck whoever it is

I lose any and all respect for people who just pound out walls of text with no respect for punctuation or regard for the the beauty of paragraphs and sentence structure.

if this dupe is mike, I can't even begin to reply because it redefines the meaning of the word 'embarrassing' on many levels

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[Tyde]

fuck

[tony bagadonuts]

is this dupe 408 ?

wow what a train wreck whoever it is

I lose any and all respect for people who just pound out walls of text with no respect for punctuation or regard for the the beauty of paragraphs and sentence structure.

if this dupe is mike, I can't even begin to reply because it redefines the meaning of the word 'embarrassing' on many levels

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Unless it's Delaware obv.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

would you rather get fucked in the ass by me or ...shit, lost my train of thought

fuck I love being me

[Behemoth]

Now this is quite the quandry. On one hand, you're getting fucked by a zebra which is probably pretty uncomfortable. On the other hand, you're fucking Serena Williams which presents a few problems of it's own. First off, who's going to hold her cock while you're taking her to poundtown? Is she going to expect a fuck/get fucked kind of deal ala the ole switcheroo? Because both her and the Zebra are packing at least 12". Are you gonna have to give her a reach around? Has she showered, or is she fresh off the court ala Australian Open where it's 105 and she just got done with a grueling 5 setter? Quite the pickle.


Oh wow, just thought of another situation. Would it sway anyone that said get fucked by the zebra if Serena was sucking her own dick while you were fucking her? Hmm....decisions decisions.

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://colossalconcerns.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bob-sapp-blog-6-4th6.gif

[Behemoth]

Just went back through the first two pages. Carrano going ham on those yams. Borderline too thick, but I would let her put the cunt lock on me until I tapped out. B likes'em with a little meat on the bone.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Just went back through the first two pages. Carrano going ham on those yams. Borderline too thick, but I would let her put the cunt lock on me until I tapped out. B likes'em with a little meat on the bone.

http://colossalconcerns.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bob-sapp-blog-6-4th6.gif

[gay sex]

lol at old serena destroying the million view skatz thread

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://colossalconcerns.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bob-sapp-blog-6-4th6.gif

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[Archibald Peck]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu07urmVVn1qburvyo1_1280.jpg

[Archibald Peck]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0807u8og1qburvyo1_500.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

damn arch is making women faint wherever he goes