Milk Carton Chang

[Behemoth]

Last family reunion, Chang told one of Nita's cousins that her hair looked like it came off a horse and we haven't seen him since. Let us pray for his safe return.


:chang

[Behemoth]

Chang started calling her Secretariat and I don't think he knew just how big of an insult that was

[Behemoth]

Thumbaleena was on that yak and talkin mad shit about the slanty eyed one. No one's seen him since.

[Hillbilly Jim]

https://media.tenor.co/images/1bfa497a251b071c51bf1371d826bcee/raw

[Behemoth]

but IS it enough to overtake Vaughn, Jaimie? IS IT ENOUGH?

[Behemoth]

I'll wait while the judges confer

[Behemoth]

looking at that vaughn owns white slaves tag, I feel like I'm prolly outgunned here

[Behemoth]

I mean when a man will buy his own people and put the shackles on them, that's cold YO!

[Behemoth]

Jim was it enough to overtake Vaughn?

[gay sex]

Were rooting for his awful sixers tonight cuz Toronto is boring and mil six will be awesome

[gay sex]

Wow a classic philly Choke when they can't front run

[gay sex]

Chang when do you philly cucks change it from trust the process to trust the 2nd round exits

[blake]

it's not even that joel embiid's immune system is somehow worse than magic's.

the real problem is that the playoff version of ben simmons is useless.

rofl at "all he needs is a jumpshot and he's lebron james."

you know what?

not having a jumpshot is A BIG FUCKING DEAL WHEN YOU'RE A POINT GUARD PLAYING BASKETBALL

it's literally the difference between him being dominant to him being a complete stiff

[blake]

i truly truly wish we traded simmons for AD or kawhi, which we probably could have pulled off

[blake]

now i'm not sure we could get markelle fultz for him

[gay sex]

ohhhh god that feels good thanks blake

[Behemoth]

Chang ya'll could prolly get Jeremy Linn

[Behemoth]

I watched the last 2 GSW/HOU games, and I have to say, when HOU finally starts missing shots, they're fucked.

[gay sex]

Welp time to find out if these gutless frauds have any heart

[gay sex]

Kyle Lowry is just awful

[Behemoth]

Kyle Lowry is just awful


Mike Lowry's brother?

[gay sex]

Ur not allowed to make bad boys references it's in our charter

[gay sex]

Like literally article one hack hemoth can't reference bad boys ever

[gay sex]

Oh that's right we keep the charter in the admin forum you hate to see this

[Behemoth]

Ur not allowed to make bad boys references it's in our charter

the ball less one has spoken

[gay sex]

I literally have 2 balls

[Behemoth]

Oh that's right we keep the charter in the admin forum you hate to see this


Put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious

[gay sex]

Honestly this is so disrespectful to the bad boys legacy

[Behemoth]

I put you on uniball, TOPS SON

[Behemoth]

Put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious


and some Skittles

[gay sex]

Vaughn we might need a new toddler forum entrant

[Behemoth]

Teo Leoni does not approve of this line you're taking Gare

[gay sex]

Did you really fuck up tea leoni

[gay sex]

It's literally why I'm protecting the legacy against idiots like you

[Behemoth]

I didn't, Duchovny did with his massive hog

[gay sex]

Article one stickied in admin forum

[gay sex]

Yea she ain't uncle leoni

[gay sex]

Act right u trashbag

[gay sex]

WHAT A FUCKING GAME

[gay sex]

Omfg curry

[gay sex]

Bye jewston

[gay sex]

Btw as the gare has worms tags trys to get traction from a literal idiot I tried to get the Blake loves pzones going

[gay sex]

Cuz he absolutely does

[Behemoth]

Article one stickied in admin forum


I don't have admin access, SON.

[gay sex]

Oh were aware son

[Behemoth]

also Teo was hot when they Cameron Diaz'd her tits up to make them look big, but then I was disappointed as hell when I found out she had itty bitties.

[Behemoth]

so she literally could be Uncle Leoni. With that curveless body

[Behemoth]

and also, you know Mulder just murdered that box

[Behemoth]

Cuz he absolutely does


Wait, Blake loves Pzones? THAT'S a real thing? Because gramma B got one the other day and it looked absolutely atrocious. Like straight outta the freezer

[Behemoth]

literally half of it is disgusting crust and there was just a tiny bit of filling. If this is true, Blake's admin access should be limited to say the least.

[gay sex]

Grandma b I'm sorry you had to see this

[Behemoth]

and yes, I also make/have made calzones

[gay sex]

Yea I'm not gonna lie there is a pzone crisis in skatz

[gay sex]

The outside world was supposed to be hidden from this and bang Blake admits ordering pzones

[gay sex]

2k19 real life folks

[Behemoth]

The outside world was supposed to be hidden from this and bang Blake admits ordering pzones


My sources are telling me this could be bigger than the FckVwls no immunization scandal.

[gay sex]

so literally this is where vaughn owns white slaves comes from and we couldnt get blake orders pzones higher up the ranking for shame you crackers for shame

[gay sex]

also and let it be known i was out here defending bad boys legacy way before i knew bad boys 3 was gonna be awful like deep down i probably felt it but bad boys 1 is literally untouchable its second only to die hard in goat action movie rankings

[gay sex]

and then theres sort of a middle ground where spy game comes into play but its not really an action movie but it deserves to be in the pantheon

[Behemoth]

we all knew BB3 was gonna be a giant bag of shit, Gare, you rube.