This is rumor control

[anatine]

Sources in the field report the following;

- Scooter was up for days, he needs a good nights sleep.

- People Scooter trusted implicitly probably got frustrated with Scooter's refusal to hand over the technical reigns to a suitable candidate. If you have ever been up for days, youll understand that decisions like that take on galaxy-shaping import. These people apparently attempted an end run around Scooter to some degree in an effort to pretty up the place.

- Scooter sussed this out and is extremely hurt and disappointed.

- BigD was made Lord High Emperor, despite it being the only technical position here and him having; zero interest in the position, its responsibilities, or the technical aptitude to actually bring the forum into full operational capability.

- If the sword of Damacles is not applied to the current situation, Option B will be presented in the next 36 hours.

- Option B will be amusing beyond words, is already live and prepared to fill the breach, and will benefit everyone without exception I suspect.

- The implementation of Option B should not be viewed as a condemnation of anyone, at all, ever, at least not anyone on this site now or at any point in the past. Option B's history is a state guarded secret and its existence was denied even to myself until quite recently. It is the Rollo Tamasi of Options, an Option that forums tell their children about to scare them into compliance.

- 36 hours is more than enough time to get shit like animated gif avatars worked out, as well as the creation of suitable forums and general ship-shapery that we all recognize needs to take place here. Option B can, therefor, be postponed. Although Im increasingly unsure why we would want it to be... Its certainly enough time for Scooter to get 24 hours of uninterrupted sleep with a fat blue diazapam being taken before and after, which is exactly what it would take for sanity and stability to be restored.

These are strange and wonderful times, let us all pray for Scooters well being. His intentions have been noble and pure throughout.

The future is not unlike a pregnant whores tit, leaking promise through cheap and filthy cotton into our sweaty and undeserving palm.

[fminc]

wow, amen i guess. thats wht im talkin bout

[GAMBLE-BOT]

what the hell is option B...or for that matter option A?

Im heading to fuckskatzpoker.com

[MistaCobalina]

So I got a hot dose of real life... My mom had to go to the hospital for a cardiac event, which is nice, since this very day is the one year of anniversery of my father's death, of heart failure. So if you're planning a coup, or if anyone is planning any sort of serious buiseness faggotry, could you please hold of a few days, it would be much better for me.

KThx

[anatine]

So I got a hot dose of real life... My mom had to go to the hospital for a cardiac event, which is nice, since this very day is the one year of anniversery of my father's death, of heart failure. So if you're planning a coup, or if anyone is planning any sort of serious buiseness faggotry, could you please hold of a few days, it would be much better for me.

KThx

Im terribly sorry to hear it, go with God. As indicated, allowing someone, anyone, to fix the outstanding issues here would remove the very premise for the implementation of the Option B Protocols, and I doubt very much they would impact your mothers swift and speedy recovery.

According to Jung, they might even assist in it.

[anatine]

Which is to say, please dont take the keys with you if you have to leave to deal with personal business.

[anatine]

But first and formost, wishing her a speedy recovery, obv.

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

Do not fear, McArbitrarynamehere, Nebraskan womenfolk are a hardy breed.

Best of luck to her.

[MistaCobalina]

[QUOTE=sonatine;1214]Which is to say, please dont take the keys with you if you have to leave to deal with personal business.[QUOTE]

Depending on the results of this bloodtest, I'm sitting in a hospital waiting room waiting for, will detirmine if I'm tossing the keys back to skydog or not.

[anatine]

Ok, keep us posted, and good luck.

[Steerpike]

Don't know where you got the information to make your first three statements, they don't correlate with anything I've heard.

Sword of Damocles.

Have no idea what your Option B faggotry is all about, if you could either explain or never mention it again that would be great.

Pretty sure most people were happy to hand the site over to you from the beginning but you didn't receive/respond to those messages and have showed no interest in the position up until now.

So, get the Login and Passwords from Mcgee and whatever else you need and then do what you want with the site. Don't ask for advice or take any during that time, have some fun.

Regrow your beard.

Mcgee, thinking of you during this difficult time, I hope you and yours are well.

[anatine]

Don't know where you got the information to make your first three statements, they don't correlate with anything I've heard.

Sword of Damocles.

Have no idea what your Option B faggotry is all about, if you could either explain or never mention it again that would be great.

Pretty sure most people were happy to hand the site over to you from the beginning but you didn't receive/respond to those messages and have showed no interest in the position up until now.

So, get the Login and Passwords from Mcgee and whatever else you need and then do what you want with the site. Don't ask for advice or take any during that time, have some fun.

Regrow your beard.

Mcgee, thinking of you during this difficult time, I hope you and yours are well.



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[anatine]

Due to a breakdown in the lack of communication, Option B has been indefinitely postponed, indefinitely.

[anatine]

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[Steerpike]

have a feeling that i'm the cat here guys

:(

[anatine]

have a feeling that i'm the cat here guys

:(

feelings are overrated.

[USC]

thought this could have been an epic rolling imo

[VaughnP]

There's nothing really epic about anything to do with this site anymore, amigo bear.

[GAMBLE-BOT]

post a pic of your mom

[USC]

post a pic of your mom


i don't have any on me. i'll snap one next time i see her and ship it.

[anatine]

There's nothing really epic about anything to do with this site anymore, amigo bear.

turn that frown upside down vaughnp. why so blue?

[VaughnP]

Information recently received at the VaughnP news desk leads me to believe that the chance of a brisk site failure is greater than 50% and so on.

[anatine]

It appears all is well, we have pulled back from the brink, doomsday clock set to half past lawls.

[Steerpike]

Feels more like a quarter to lawls.

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/EoD3KiW.gif

[gay sex]

ur face is jewmor control

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/ikNaInE.jpg

[gay sex]

brief cases are so swag

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/EoD3KiW.gif

gay sex tweet this picture to yoshi and see what he thinks about it

[gay sex]

like i know how to do that on my phone

[Bobby Wong]

still waiting on those usc mom pics

[Hillbilly Jim]

like i know how to do that on my phone

get a grip on your life

[gay sex]

oh if you wanna go well go

[Hillbilly Jim]

oh if you wanna go well go

ship me the password and ill do the work myself

[gay sex]

THIS IS ROOOOOOOOOM CONTROL TO MAJOR JIM, I FIND YOU TO BE QUITE DIM, IVE TOLD YOU THE PAAASSSWORD BEFORE AGAIN

[Hillbilly Jim]

THIS IS ROOOOOOOOOM CONTROL TO MAJOR JIM, I FIND YOU TO BE QUITE DIM, IVE TOLD YOU THE PAAASSSWORD BEFORE AGAIN

get real bro youve chang'd it multiple times so you could make it your personal food twitter like a hog

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

if you wanted to remote control gary's phone would you use remote desktop type software or grey area? I really am lacking in the smart phone arena these days and I hate being behind so please end some of my suffering Jim and tell me what software you use that would be a real boost.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i use a palm pilot and one of those clam shell phones bro

[SkyNigger]

brief cases are so swag

I did a double take trying to work out how gay sex was using swag in 2009.

Then I realised he was saying it in 2013.

YOLO

One too many.