The disparity in content between your visitor page and mine is a fucking injustice that I will likely be forced to rectify with 1lb of your flesh.

YOU HEAR ME!!!!

Mary wasn't a Virgin cause she was prude brahh. Some chicks just don't have anything going on yo

Was good for God to get the monkey off his back but. He was a bit old for a V-card. And he completely chilled out once he rubbed one out onto Mary. Stopped killing babies and shit. Was a day worth celebrating, I think they even made it a holiday or maybe that was once the bun in the oven popped, I forget these things...

We are fucking very different kinds of midgets, I'm afraid. The midgets I fuck understand the game that must be played. They realise that I will have no interest in them the instant I no longer place them on a pedestal.

To retain my interest, they must make me feel freakishly undeserving. And then everyone can win, see? If a girl I speak to shows the slightest interest in me, how could I possibly be interested in them? "oh you're keen? what's wrong with you...loser."

It's the game we must play, hardwired as we are, by a God who coded us maliciously. Cause he's a fcuking faggot who probably couldn't get hot midget sex even if he shaved his stupid beard.

the hard thing about trying to bang midgets is they get uppity about you having a midget fetish or wanting to bang them because they are midgets
they should be more like fat chicks and just accept the dick for whatever reason