Hillbilly Jim

never forgiving you for this

carl is tired of your antics bro

The disparity in content between your visitor page and mine is a fucking injustice that I will likely be forced to rectify with 1lb of your flesh.

YOU HEAR ME!!!!

Mary wasn't a Virgin cause she was prude brahh. Some chicks just don't have anything going on yo

Was good for God to get the monkey off his back but. He was a bit old for a V-card. And he completely chilled out once he rubbed one out onto Mary. Stopped killing babies and shit. Was a day worth celebrating, I think they even made it a holiday or maybe that was once the bun in the oven popped, I forget these things...

We are fucking very different kinds of midgets, I'm afraid. The midgets I fuck understand the game that must be played. They realise that I will have no interest in them the instant I no longer place them on a pedestal.

To retain my interest, they must make me feel freakishly undeserving. And then everyone can win, see? If a girl I speak to shows the slightest interest in me, how could I possibly be interested in them? "oh you're keen? what's wrong with you...loser."

It's the game we must play, hardwired as we are, by a God who coded us maliciously. Cause he's a fcuking faggot who probably couldn't get hot midget sex even if he shaved his stupid beard.