ape if being attracted to scooter is not a big deal, then why did you point out that it was the first time you ever had such feelings for another man?

I'm real sorry to hear about your Ryobi grapes. It's a heck of a coincidence though, probably at the same moment you were out not having sex with any homosexual bath salt dealers, I was ordering a couple more of the Bosch 12 volt tools to shore up some of the more gaping holes in my drill and driver collection. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005GT0IWK That kit was $115 for a few hours yesterday, I couldn't afford not to save.

http://i.imgur.com/ZhpDMQM.jpg

The next thing that picture needs is obviously a 1-inch SDS hammer. I'd be willing to trade that spline drive hammer in towards one, but I'll probably be too lazy and end up keeping it and just buying a Bosch bulldog to go with it.

We're going to need you to address this 408. . .

It will be a cold rainy day in hell before I let bath salts addicts anywhere near the good stuff.

http://i.imgur.com/5cACLXx.jpg

Let there be light

http://i.imgur.com/nFhWcCQ.jpg

I wouldn't even let them near my fucking pocket torches ffs

http://i.imgur.com/LtgZIqj.jpg

If it weren't 90+ outside I'd have cleaned up the garage a little. Also I bought that 10' table saw off Mike for $150, was a sweet deal IMO. The fucking thing is priceless, I plan to pass it on to my son someday (assuming I have actual children, ones who don't jump fences and get hit by cars.)

I pointed it out because insinuations have been made that I am bi-curious and I have my doubts about that assertion. The only way to tell will never happen so as far as I'm concerned I am definitely not bi or bi-curious.

If the day comes Scooter and I are alone someplace I guess I'd know for sure but I am more likely to become the fucking pope who denounces and absolves all man made religion and declares my birthday as Global Bath Salts Appreciation Day so whatever. It's stupid to waste time thinking of such things, right now I need to figure out how this tiny motor managed to bend a push rod with no apparent problems with the timing (it DOESN'T make fucking sense!) and what to actually do about the fucking bent rod (I can't source out any new ones...) plus it's hot as fuck. Inside it's 70 on the money, it's like walking into the dairy freezer at the grocery store that's how fucking hot it is right now. I fell asleep in the garage at 2pm for like an hour, woke up with a half smoked cigarette (camel blue) in my left hand and a bottle of goof off in my right which was kind of unnerving to say the least.

LIKE SANDS THROUGH THE HOUR GLASS, SO ARE THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

not to thread hijack but I'm bored as fuck. just about done with this engine, it went from this

http://i.imgur.com/ZdhScUt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5kMp0mO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/057DObT.jpg

to this (took me four days working at my leisure)

http://i.imgur.com/h3bQHNc.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/THaT6xX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/v06zEUV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/YklP1G8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZeW9Eh9.jpg

Admittedly the cleanup job isn't perfect but for the money the lady is paying me ($600 total) it most definitely is. I wouldn't have gone near it but she's a master gardener and it makes Mike happy and look good to his friends so I took it on. I fucking hate working on cars...

Thunderdome
http://i.imgur.com/05VJ8Ny.jpg

Athena ready to kick ass (or get eaten no one knows just yet)

http://i.imgur.com/uvOdJhb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Kgv9C86.jpg

Jimmery Cricket laying down on the job like the bitch ass POS that he was

http://i.imgur.com/1dlYSXk.jpg

Probably going to get some action going tonight (nerdy action obviously) unless magic happens.

just realized I left out a lantern and my two headlamps from the flashlight picture. Back to work *sigh*

$115 ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?@!?!? I would have pounced on that so damned fast. I never watch amazon, I really should.

Was just wondering which rod it was that was bent, then I remembered I have pictures I took every step of the removal process. When it comes to working on cars, always take pictures of everything you remove every step of the way, this is a small example of why.

http://i.imgur.com/7hiF6tg.jpg

Managed to bend the fucker to within tolerances (not an easy thing to do) sooooo now we just pray a little and hope for the best.