im drinking a bud light and not wearing socks

:brag

i have the thread of the week on borispoker.com

:brag

Managed to achieve a rock hard erection with some platinum blonde milf, despite all things seemingly leading to whiskey dick again at 5am this morning. . .

Redemption brag.

If you think its a brag to achieve an erection when you're 25, just wait until your Jim's age.

i think vaoghn p has a drinking problem or erectile dysfunction
all of his stories involve whiskey dick

Ole Bob not detecting facetiousness. . . Though the story is true.

No, but seriously, the whole alcohol and erections things is a mystery is all I am saying. I was drinking from around 10:30pm until 5am and followed through like a champion with some hot older lady, but of course had the failboat experience with the 19 year old I mentioned before under basically the exact same circumstances.

I think maybe the difference here is that this lady was majorly getting off on playing dress up for me, like literally put on 5 different outfits beforehand that included lingerie with garter belts and stockings, slutty dresses, some outfit that she was trying to look like a teenager in etc. I was loling, and she kept accusing me of being under 21, which she was probably getting off on too.

maybe jim can recommend a pump or some other device

next time you have problems getting it up try to stick your limp dick in her butt

Literally did this and succeeded, though it wasn't limp.