im literally all hardwood now with stairs and i dont want to lose a roomba to a suicidal fall also my cats

cats love rooombas moron
ever heard of youtube

are you honestly sass mouthing me james the idea of a roomba perched precariously at the top of my stairs and me taking a step onto it and rolling down is not good and my cats would fucking hate it

Get real. Your fat ass would crush the roomba like an empty can of beer. You aren't gonna slip on it like a banana peel

Also I'm sure your cats are grateful that you got rid of that gross flea ridden carpet

gare has to have a baby gate at the top of his stairs to keep his cats from committing suicide

I've surrounded myself with haters

also what shitty roomba would fall down stairs
did you have 408 mike build you a ruumba

I'm talking about myself staggering out of bed desperate for water and stepping on some appliance and falling down the stairs you idiot

gares t so low he cant even walk