and keep in mind were talking low self esteem poor british chicks, and even they are like yup thats not gonnna happen, and then pikes like BUT I OWN 3 FISH TANKS, and it just gets more depressing from that point

gary annoying? yes! says everybody xylophone

then hes like i spent 8 thousands pounds on them and the 12 stone chicks get wet as fuck

he wish he spent 8 thousand pounds on them kids working with last years models and his fish dont let him forget it

4 tanks bro, get serious with your life

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LIIIIIIIIIIIKEEESSS ENCHIIIIILADDDDDDASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, AND GETTTTTTTTTTTTTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN

also wtf is up with these Miller Lite ads?

'you want more taste or less taste?'

'well as i somehow forgot to tell you what beer i want, i will of course have the beer with more taste, thank you'

also hecka uppity bitches serving the beer less chit-chat and more service you wanton strumpets

obv gary prefers one-ton strumpets tho, amirite?

UH OH

i alsmot said 8 stone because i thought it was 20 lbs a stone then i goggled it and was like lol no 112lb chicks is getting wet for steerpiek

i have fish bigger than that bro