Reminds me of whenever I'm out of my pain meds. Now I swear I left a couple in a jacket pocket or my golf bag. There were few once in my golf bag...like a year and a half ago...there never have been any since then but it doesn't hurt to check.

HE DOESNT JUST DRIVE A GOLF CART FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT PEOPLE

rofl KID NEEDS ALL THE HELP HE CAN GET

It takes a village to get this dirt burglar out the door everyday

I'd suggest to anyone you vacuum before the crack bender.

True story I once spent like 20 minutes helping this girl http://www.prestonhubbard.com/50f57140.jpg
find her missing rock on the floor. I was stone sober. Poor thing had to find it so she could get to work.

gonna need background story on the working girl

Yea she was a working girl. "Private dances" is what they called it. I never asked what that entailed.

I didn't read sonatines website link, but him sincerely asking me about people who are homeless like id know and then trying to play coy and say he has never trolled me. Gtfo
Such a phoney.

Literally what in gods name are you talking about.

Asking you about people who are homeless like youd know?

If I wanted to troll you id roll with something like:


http://i.imgur.com/LDy4w.gif

I assumed the website had pictures of people nodding off in public. (Am I wrong ?)

Junkies don't usually do that unless they are homeless. Why would I know what being homeless is like? It is like asking blank daniels what is it like being a bum because most bums are alcoholics and some jerkoff took pictures of bums and put it on a website. It is just stupid.

You claiming you weren't trolling me is just such bullshit. You can't be this dumb. You just can't.

well you know im a poser so

Actually if you want to know about how I feel bout heroin, this article stands out in my head as being the closest to what I feel is the truth.

http://reason.com/archives/2003/06/01/h

The time I spent time usng with was with a friend from HS who is now president of a software dev company and this guy www.prestonhubbard.com . His website is a bit goofy but he is a decent guy. I don't really tell stories though, but you can read his.

Best heroin song ever.

Does it bring back memories?

No but seriously, I never felt better as a guitar player than when learning this song years ago.

I'm sure your friend appreciated the shout out there hoser.

Oh Jesus nevermind I just checked out his website. It's almost as awesomely bad as jewdonks puma of many colors

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It should be Skatz law that this is posted in reply to every Hoser post from here on out. Made it 56 seconds into the video until rofling.

i made a lot of good posts yesterday

and you will make more tomorrow.

tire is my favorite poster when he types and my least favorite when he youtubes

Ahh yes it is about the colors. Hes had that same website for over 10 years, don't think he does much with it or cares.. it is just some vanity thing. He does have an interesting story though. There was a guy from Texas named Stevie Ray Vaughn.. My ex-dealer played bass on the last album SRV put out amongst other things. Don't think teh guy gives a shit about my "shout out", he lists Texas Dept of Corrections on his education section of facebook... but you guys know it all with your cleverness.. The braintrust of gaysex/rumdick/sonatine is one unstoppable force.

Thanks!

the toddler triumvirate knows it all

Dang. If the helicopter draw had been better we could have escaped Tears in Heaven and years more of SRV playing the same riff he stole from Hendrix while puking coke blood all over himself.

I am also assuming SRV's last album was his Best which is what makes it interesting. Otherwise not so much.

HOF

tell us more about how you 'don't care' junkie monotone hick loser

oh wait you can't

you're banned

fuck off and eat a bowl of cocks you smack addict semi homeless string cheese dweeb

enjoy lurking faggot

yall idiots need to stop obsessing about hoser and focus on no look jump shots in the credits

ugh i just realized hes probably taking a free throw

i had totally forgotten that sonatine was a cokehead

sonatine likes to get wet

@nextlevelshit

Hoser is obviously higher in the rankings than @blake.

blake i apologize on behalf of all of us for this guy