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I bet Putin got those Babe Winkelman sunglasses that let you see the fish right through the water.

so manafort's house getting searched is kind of a big deal cause that means the fbi had to swear that there was probable cause to believe evidence of a crime would be there.

cannot wait to see trump preemptively pardon him so we can see congress meltdown and start impeachment proceedings

can we talk about how trump is now going full neocon and breaking mintjewlips' heart?

or can we not. either way i'm good

TALKING TICS OVER HERE AT SKATZ NOW PEOPLE

god we really need the sparten over here too

rofl two fingers chang i literally just invited him

honestly if we get 7 people weekly for our draftkings ff i feel like we will have won the internet

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Originally Posted by gay sex (Post 184024)

honestly if we get 7 people weekly for our draftkings ff i feel like we will have won the internet

that would truly be incredible if we can get more people. keep the buyin low enough and it might work

stop with ur gay low buyin 20 bucks is not alot of money

i mean yes most of todgers toddlers are poor and theres sonatine who aggressively lost money in bitcoin but we can do this

i truly think $20 is way too much for 99% of pfa'ers

it must be sick to know that you can lose every week and just basically free roll cuz you murder me at nba

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Originally Posted by gay sex (Post 184029)

it must be sick to know that you can lose every week and just basically free roll cuz you murder me at nba

yeah but 80% of my nba wins were cause you were paying so little attention that you usually started 1 or 2 injured people daily

then you started trying and we were breaking even

have you been fucking with mlb arcade mode i have been somehow cashing in it

i also put up 225 points last week just literally picking at random and won like 80 dollars

literally no nothing about mlb

i can name like 4 dodgers players thats the point

great news puerto rico, trump dedicated a golf trophy to you

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong (Post 183595)

June 2016:

http://i.imgur.com/TF8AcNe.gif

That's where she lost the election. JFC look at the old couple just wrecking white people forever. I imagine thats Gares happy dance when the doorbell rings and his cheesecake arrives.

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Originally Posted by gay sex (Post 184034)

i can name like 4 dodgers players thats the point

Impressive. I was at a Dodgers game when the Nomo craze was going on, and on our way out of the lot, we saw a stretch parked out front. There were like 5-6 japanese tourists, straight up cameras around the neck, the whole works, that were walking. I pointed to the limo and told my buddy that was Nomo's limo and made sure the japs heard it. They stopped, and said AAHHH HIDEO NOMO. and nodded. I said, no, no, and pointed to the limo and said. Nomo in the limo. Nomo over there. They gasped, sighed, NOMO? I nodded. Yes, Nomo, Nomo, and pointed. They booked it over there and good fun was had by all.

that is one of the worst stories ive ever heard

also on netflix one of the greatest episodes of curb where he pickups a hooker so he can use the carpool lane to get to dodger stadium literally saved a guy from a death sentence for murder cuz the cameras fucking caught him and his daughter at the game time stamped

holy shit guys, trump is fucking armed

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/...d-trumps-guns/

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MILLER: Donald Trump's guns

By Emily Miller The Washington Times - November 14, 2012, 09:06PM

Donald Trump will admit that he has a concealed carry permit in New York City, but he doesn’t like to go into detail bout what guns he owns. Until now.

This is a new feature exploring the firearms owned by high-profile individuals. Click here to read the first in the series on Rep. Paul Ryan, the 2012 Republican vice presidential candidate.

I interviewed the real estate mogul in Florida during the Republican convention in late August and asked him about his gun ownership. “I have a carry permit - I’ve said that publicly,” he told me. “I own a couple of different guns, but I don’t talk about it.”

I mentioned that I bought a Sig Sauer P229 in 9mm last February. The billionaire’s director of security, Keith Schiller, who was protecting him on the trip, said that he also owned a Sig. We discussed the function and fit and styles. The gun owners’ friendly conversation seemed to give Mr .Trump the comfort to give out details on his gun collection.

The star of “Celebrity Apprentice” said he owns a “H&K .45 and a .38 Smith & Wesson.”

Asked about the gun-control measures being pushed by people like New York Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, Mr. Trump said that, “The way I view it, if nobody has guns, then only the bad guys have them. And they aren’t giving up their guns.”

I mentioned the dangers of gun-free zones like Washington, D.C. and, largely, Manhattan because of all the red tape it takes to exercise the right to bear arms.

Mr. Trump said an example of this was seen in the Aurora, Colo. shooting. “If some of the people in the movie theater had a gun, they’d have been shooting at him. Nobody had a gun so they were totally defenseless.”

The Donald is a true Second Amendment enthusiast.

lol at that triggered jew

much like her father, quincy jones claims that ivanka is also a proponent of burning coal

http://www.vulture.com/2018/02/quinc...versation.html

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What’s stirred everything up? Is it all about Trumpism?

It’s Trump and uneducated rednecks. Trump is just telling them what they want to hear. I used to hang out with him. He’s a crazy motherfucker. Limited mentally — a megalomaniac, narcissistic. I can’t stand him. I used to date Ivanka, you know.

Wait, really?

Yes, sir. Twelve years ago. Tommy Hilfiger, who was working with my daughter Kidada, said, “Ivanka wants to have dinner with you.” I said, “No problem. She’s a fine motherfucker.” She had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life. Wrong father, though.

Bill Gates says that Trump asked him the difference between HIV and HPV

foreign leaders literally laughing at this moron