theyre so caloric bro

Comments Hillbilly Jim: 347 lbs


Wow, Gare's lost a lot of weight.

THATS IT IM RETIRING FROM FORUMS

12 two liters

http://www.bevreview.com/wp-content/...epsitwist1.jpg

Later tonight a Pepsi truck is going to pull up to the diner off 66 by your house. The driver will eat a chicken fried steak, mash n gravy, roll, pecan pie and have coffee and a coke. This driver has been instructed to sit with his back to the parking lot. If a man were to go to this diner and open up the driver side door of that Pepsi truck, he would find the keys in the ignition.

seriously lillith faire lineup was more solid than this

looks like Im getting dumped by the gal. She was upset and thought I was rejecting her during our 15 hour car ride home, so she sat there and stewed the entire ride home.

In the meantime, during the ride, my alergies had never been worse in my entire life, my head was a complete fucking mess, I caught some upper respiratory virus from the dirty fucking wooks at the festival and I just laid in the passenger seat with a blanket over me trying to sleep and fight off the illness. I felt awful.

cliff note: her communication sucks and this wouldnt have likely worked if this is how she acts. Bitches man. Next.

She told me she was insulted because not once during the car ride did you grab her head and shove it down into your lap. Road head dawg. Road head.

road dogg's head
http://www.highspots.com/images/imag...z_roaddogg.jpg

I think Im going to break up with this gal today via email.


childish?



EDIT: sent at noon. BOOM.

typical, "Its not you, its me" email.