ooo god i forgot about hooks. ive never paid for sex outright with hoo-... no wait i did once. but the other hooks fucked me for free.

because i was in relationships with them.

with most of them.

oh god.

seriously though houston game NOW 2 point game

fouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur minutes remaining and a desperate houston team clinging to life

shes not fat.

and thats something she should be proud of.

but shes got those manic bipolar circles under her eyes that leave nothing up to the imagination in terms of how adrift she is in general.

back in 90 tho she was a fucking 9.

Never had a hook until after I was de-virginized. Let me clarify so Rummy can rule and let Tine know just how much trouble he/she may be in. Never lived in Vegas, have probably spent 250 days there.

One trip I was gone for 2 weeks, I believe I hit 9.


:realtalk

i think we round that down to 3.7

anyone who traffics in hooks regularly probably has me dominated, to the point where i feel a separate score needs to be kept for hooks.

to those of you in that category MAY YOU LIVE FOREVER.

Actually 9 is accurate but let's call it 3.7. That's still 3.7 times more than you've had Gare.