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Bobby Wong 01-10-2019 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong (Post 204136)
she's 17 and throws a vicious crack-back block

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Originally Posted by VaughnP (Post 204160)
She would literally fight you

guys, i'm going to get my ass beat by an ozarkian teen, but it will totally be just because i'm pretty sure it would be illegal for me to fight back and not at all because she outweighs me by 50 pounds

Behemoth 01-10-2019 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by VaughnP (Post 204171)
By your logic, Kasich was incredibly likeable therefore he beats Trump. Right? Likability doesn't always equal more or less votes.



EL OH EL. We, the people of Ohio, don't even like this guy anymore. If you think he has a snowballs chance in Hell of even getting the nod, you're delusional.

VaughnP 01-10-2019 12:49 AM

Your judgment is always clouded on these things by your hate of Trump. Like you didn't even consider for a second that he could have held onto data? Obviously it's not entirely nothing, but they aren't pretending this is the shatter the glass slam dunk bombshell that other mainstream outlets are. They've done that like 9 times with slightly altered yet recycled news stories for the last year, yet nothing has happened or changed. At least this is something kind of new.

Behemoth 01-10-2019 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by blake (Post 204177)
jim, bob and gare can we just start a ninth tier poker forum please


That shit's only legal in California

VaughnP 01-10-2019 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Behemoth (Post 204180)
EL OH EL. We, the people of Ohio, don't even like this guy anymore. If you think he has a snowballs chance in Hell of even getting the nod, you're delusional.

No, that is me making fun of Blake's analysis. Kasich was widely considered to be the likeable, sensible candidate at the start of the primary cycle that would win over the center and claim the nomination.

Behemoth 01-10-2019 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong (Post 204179)
guys, i'm going to get my ass beat by an ozarkian teen, but it will totally be just because i'm pretty sure it would be illegal for me to fight back and not at all because she outweighs me by 50 pounds


pics or
:gtfo

Behemoth 01-10-2019 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by VaughnP (Post 204183)
No, that is me making fun of Blake's analysis. Kasich was widely considered to be the likeable, sensible candidate at the start of the primary cycle that would win over the center and claim the nomination.


Yeah I know super libby Timmy prolly likes Sherrod Brown. He's fucking trash like Kasich and Boehner.

blake 01-10-2019 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Behemoth (Post 204178)
Now hang on there just a second Timmy, I'm not a political person like either of you. They're all terrible. Also, you saying Hillary was the 2nd most unliked candidate is absolutely ridiculous. I'm not gonna look it up, but Mondale won 1 state. So if you're telling me she's on par with that, I'm just gonna have to call bullshit.

i cited polls and news articles expressly stating she was the 2nd least liked candidate in history since modern polling began (in the 1950s)

VaughnP 01-10-2019 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong (Post 204179)
guys, i'm going to get my ass beat by an ozarkian teen, but it will totally be just because i'm pretty sure it would be illegal for me to fight back and not at all because she outweighs me by 50 pounds

If she outweighs you by that much, the HIV has turned to AIDs finally, leaving you severely emaciated only capable of holding down soy ensures. Probably not far from the truth.

She's 5'4" and I'm literally three times her size, but she's easily -270 against you and your general lib softness.

Behemoth 01-10-2019 12:56 AM

also he would remove you from the forum for not being a liberal democrat. That's what's wrong with all of you. You don't want the other side to even have an opinion. Let's just declare martial law and let the chips fall where they may

Hillbilly Jim 01-10-2019 12:58 AM

VAUGHN IS 16 FEET TALL!!!!!!!!

blake 01-10-2019 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by VaughnP (Post 204181)
Your judgment is always clouded on these things by your hate of Trump. Like you didn't even consider for a second that he could have held onto data? Obviously it's not entirely nothing, but they aren't pretending this is the shatter the glass slam dunk bombshell that other mainstream outlets are. They've done that like 9 times with slightly altered yet recycled news stories for the last year, yet nothing has happened or changed. At least this is something kind of new.

what's laughable is that you seem to utterly disregard one obvious possibility --

that manafort gave russian intelligence polling data so that they could work together to get trump elected.

that is not even a possibility in your mind. what does that say for your reasoning skills?

"Obviously it's not entirely nothing". lol why not genius?

Behemoth 01-10-2019 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by blake (Post 204186)
i cited polls and news articles expressly stating she was the 2nd least liked candidate in history since modern polling began (in the 1950s)


I dont' give a shit about some made up polling data Blake, LOOK at how many votes she got as opposed to others. THAT'S the real number of how she was liked or not. JFC, you realize that both sides blow everythin up 100 fold just to get a reaction right?

VaughnP 01-10-2019 12:59 AM

Look at Hemo dropping truth bombs. I don't agree with pretty much any of Bob's political views, but never once have I wanted him not to express them or went out of my way to attack them. It's shocking how they don't seem to realize how much they have in common with the screaming guy in that vape shop clip.

blake 01-10-2019 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Behemoth (Post 204188)
also he would remove you from the forum for not being a liberal democrat. That's what's wrong with all of you. You don't want the other side to even have an opinion. Let's just declare martial law and let the chips fall where they may

i voted for romney over obama, you disgusting creature. yeah i'm uber-liberal.

blake 01-10-2019 01:02 AM

in fairness i want vaughn banned cause he's stupid and his opinions are so bad they actually seem to be trolling

Behemoth 01-10-2019 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by VaughnP (Post 204192)
Look at Hemo dropping truth bombs. I don't agree with pretty much any of Bob's political views, but never once have I wanted him not to express them or went out of my way to attack them. It's shocking how they don't seem to realize how much they have in common with the screaming guy in that vape shop clip.


What's funny is the screaming guy in the vape shop literally has no idea where he stands. These libbies think that they can just get up in someones face and scream and throw a temper tantrum. I mean. It's pretty funny. This shit is gonna boil over one day and they're gonna find out really quick that a Trump supporter (of which I'm not), is gonna mash some face. I think a lot of Trump supporters would probably clock a Rachel Maddow looking thing too

VaughnP 01-10-2019 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by blake (Post 204190)
what's laughable is that you seem to utterly disregard one obvious possibility --

that manafort gave russian intelligence polling data so that they could work together to get trump elected.

that is not even a possibility in your mind. what does that say for your reasoning skills?

"Obviously it's not entirely nothing". lol why not genius?

I do think that is possible but I'm not pretending like it's fact without evidence, which seems to be the M.O. of the liberal media. The other thing to remember is that he was fired as soon as this kind of shit was found out. I also remember the rarely brought up facts that it's possible our intelligence was aware of this before the RNC yet did nothing to warn them or Trump.

blake 01-10-2019 01:04 AM

behemoth is still a loathsome, disgusting creature

Behemoth 01-10-2019 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by blake (Post 204193)
i voted for romney over obama, you disgusting creature. yeah i'm uber-liberal.


WOW, you voted for that cardboard cut out? HOLY SHIT. You best delete your browser history so Nita doesn't find out.

VaughnP 01-10-2019 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by blake (Post 204193)
i voted for romney over obama, you disgusting creature. yeah i'm uber-liberal.

How did Nita feel about this?

blake 01-10-2019 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by VaughnP (Post 204199)
How did Nita feel about this?

i lied to her

Bobby Wong 01-10-2019 01:06 AM

thankfully nita regained her right to vote yesterday, so she's going to cancel blake out from now on

Behemoth 01-10-2019 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by blake (Post 204197)
behemoth is still a loathsome, disgusting creature


LOL. You political types crack me up. Saying this guy said this and this guy said that and this happened here and this guy claims that blah blah blah blah. It's one big version of the telephone game, and if you let them, you'll be spinning like a top til the day they put in the ground.

Hillbilly Jim 01-10-2019 01:10 AM

the liberal media

:ugh

Behemoth 01-10-2019 01:14 AM

and what if Russians colluded with the election? What if Trump takes payoffs from X,Y,Z corp to do this or that? Who else hasn't done the same fucking thing? Bottom line is they're not your party, so you have to piss and moan and throw feces up against the cage glass and jump around and show your ass and flat out lie your ass off because the REAL polling data is in and you know you lost, so you try to make Trump concede before it can come out. DISGUSTING. People deserve better. People deserve honesty and news outlets that don't lie to our faces and actually tell us what's going on in our own country. But we'll never get it. Neither side will ever be honest. There's just no money in it. It's hilarious for people like me, who are evolved enough to understand this, and know that none of it means anything because none of us can change it, to watch ya'll just spin and spin and spin.

Behemoth 01-10-2019 01:15 AM

:realtalk

blake 01-10-2019 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Behemoth (Post 204204)
and what if Russians colluded with the election? What if Trump takes payoffs from X,Y,Z corp to do this or that?

that would be bad

Behemoth 01-10-2019 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by blake (Post 204206)
that would be bad


well duh. I believe the US has fixed some elections in the past. Karma's a bitch

Behemoth 01-10-2019 01:23 AM

also Vaughn, are you dating a teen? Just leave rep comment

Hillbilly Jim 01-10-2019 01:25 AM

i dont think it is a coincidence that 40% of america thinks the earth is 5000 years old and that 40% of voters are republican

https://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons...296/morans.jpg

VaughnP 01-10-2019 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Behemoth (Post 204208)
also Vaughn, are you dating a teen? Just leave rep comment

She is early 20s.

Behemoth 01-10-2019 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim (Post 204209)
i dont think it is a coincidence that 40% of america thinks the earth is 5000 years old and that 40% of voters are republican

https://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons...296/morans.jpg


Shame on this man desecrating the flag like that. Also, where's the USA gonna go? It's too cold to move this shitshow to Canada.

Behemoth 01-10-2019 01:31 AM

Guys I'm worried about Blake. I think maybe Nita read he voted for Mittens while he got up to get her a drink. Probably getting pegged for it right now.

Behemoth 01-10-2019 01:35 AM

like some Pulp Fiction shit going on right now at Blake's house

Behemoth 01-10-2019 05:18 AM

Nita did in fact find out. Blake is prolly dead

Dick Fitzwell 01-11-2019 01:16 AM

Blake, dick fits well.

Amirite?

anatine 01-11-2019 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dick Fitzwell (Post 204279)
Blake, dick fits well.

Amirite?



get him, karen.


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