Katie Holmes Bikini Pics of the Day
 

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I guess the mothership hasn’t come down to save the elightened humans who know the truth and worship their alien power, cuz Katie Holmes had the time to hit the beach to show off her skinny titless body in a bikini…I liked her better before she was weird, you know a slutty young actor…naked and murdered in her one movie roll she had before being knocked up by some experimental space sperm, leading to no acting work, cuz the bitch is too busy prepping for salvation or whatever it is Scientologist closet case homosexuals and their stage wives do….but she’s still in a bikini, she’s not fat and apparently that’s good enough for me…it’s one of those “You had me at Vagina” situations…if you know what I mean…

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Megan Fox Bikini of the Day
 

I don’t know what the fuck he deal is with this video…but I figured I’d post it since it is the latest work she’s done on film….you know since she’s been blacklisted in Hollywood….possibly cuz she’s married and teenage boys don’t like married bitches, since marriage is for moms and not for girls they put posters on their wall of….or maybe cuz she’s a cunt who would never get naked…and who really cares…cuz she’s doing hte paparazzi hustle to get notcied….and I’m noticing….even though everything about her is irritating as fuck…..except maybe her body….which I guess makes everything about her acceptable cuz it’s not like we have to listen to her talk and shit…even though I’d want to see her shit…I’d even use her asshole as a feeding tube….but that’s just cuz I’m weird and would do that with anyone…It’s not an honor or award to be the asshole I eat from….



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Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip on German TV of the DAy
 

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I heard about J.Lo’s nipple slip on some German show called Wetten, Dass..? this past saturday night….someone emailed it into me…and I figured I’d get to it Monday, cuz unlike you seeing the shit stain on some 45 year old hispanic mom’s tit, doesn’t really do it for me…at least not enough to get on a fucking computer when I’m busy passed out on a park bench hard drinking while asking bitches for nude twitpics pics cuz I don’t know how to make conversation when not on a computer as I’ve lost all my social skills in my alocholism and relationship with the internet and such….nipples that are far more interesting to look at then this bitch’s….next time I’m hoping for a clit slip, they’re the next level nipple slip for the person who wants to one-up the nipple slippers and stand out as a pioneer behind the likes of Kardashian, Hilton, Lohan and Spears…and they far more fun to jerk off to…cuz everyone has nipples…vagina are reserved to those people I like to fuck…or don’t like to fuck but do it anyway cuz she pays my rent….if you know what I mean…

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Wonder why she didn’t wear a bra….all hispanics wear bras cuz they have shitty tits….unless they have implants..which I can assume she doesn’t thanks to the nipple ratio….plastic surgereons would never let that saucer sized nipple fly…



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Jennifer Lopez Slips A Nipple In Germany
 

I’m not sure if any of you are up to date with your German TV shows, but Jennifer lopez’s nipple made an appearance on something called Wetten Dass? over the weekend. Dammit! If I had known I would have Tivoed it. Anyhow, being the good guy that I am, I thought I’d share the moment [...]

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Selena Gomez Has Got Legs
 

I don’t know why, but I really felt like posting some Selena Gomez pictures today. Maybe it’s the teenage girl in me. Here she is at the MuchMusic awards last night looking sexy in her short little outfits. Well done. For a chick who’s been in and out of hospital over the last few days, [...]

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Katie Holmes Boring Bikini Pictures
 

I wouldn’t have thought that pictures of Katie Holmes in a bikini would be all that exciting… I would be right. Here’s the boring mom out on the beach the other day with her blurry faced kid for some family fun. I guess she looks good, she’s got a pretty good body on her, but [...]

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Sara Jean Underwood Naked Bike Ride
 

I’m not all that into bike riding, the only people I know who are into biking are super fit and super annoying, but when it involves a hottie like Sara Jean Underwood I’m all over it. Especially if she decides to do it naked. Here she is on her sweet ten speed for a World [...]

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Hilary Duff Has Fashion Sense?
 

I wouldn’t say that mustard yellow jeans are my favorite thing I’ve ever seen a hottie wear, but wrap them around Hilary Duff’s sexy legs and I’m alright with it. Here’s the soon to be chubby again newlywed hanging out the other day in what can only be described as baby diarrhea yellow jeans. I’m [...]

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Kate Bosworth Sextastic in Pink at the Life Happens Screening
 

I've missed Kate Bosworth. Between her disappearing acts from the public eye, and her nearly actual disappearing act from lack of eating, it's been sort of a wilderness without this blonde hottie actres for too long now. We were very pleasantly pleased to see the sexy still thin blonde hottie make an appearance at the Life Happens premiere at the L.A. film festival, where she was a sexy vision in pink, looking a little ruddier than usual, though we would still most definitely love to buy her a sandwich, I mean, after three to seven minutes dedicated to the making of the sexy. Enjoy.



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