Los juegos con una máquina de electrocutar provocaron la suspensión de Matt Hardy
 

Parece ser que la suspensión de Matt Hardy no fueron precisamente por su retrasos, si sobre todo por el video donde el, Jeff Hardy y Reby Sky, juegan con una máquina de choques eléctricos, video que alcanzó mucha difusión, pues incluso fue mencionado en medios como TMZ, y que posteriormente fue eliminado de la cuenta [...]http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?hos...as&ref=&feed=1

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Kelly Brook Staged Loving Post Abortion Bathing Suit Pics of the Day
 

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I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but I’m too lazy to dig through the archives of this site, cuz I really don’t care enough to bother, however, the report claims these are some post “Miscarriage” pics of Kelly Brook and her baby daddy who never was, cuz they decided it was best for her career to abort, after the publicity of her pregnancy died down, pretend its a miscarriage and go back to exploiting her natural tits as hard as she can before hitting 40, at least that’s what I assume happened….

Here she is trying to strike a nerve with the public by bringing out her lover and showing how much she loves him in this dark time, you know sticking together through the rough patch bullshit, but hiring a paparazzi to spread the word all while showing off her massive tits in a conservative one piece bathing suit, cuz sluts who have abortions just go right back to bikinis, while suffering and hurting women go to one pieves…. as to seem still devastated over the “Miscarriage”, and who really cares, cuz as I mentioned, and where you should have stopped reading, provided you are reading, she brought out her tits…

Sure, I like her better FULLY NAKED AND CONVERED IN LIPSTICK WHILE HER PUSSY WINKS / STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME , but this will do…

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Katy Perry Brings Her Tits to Rolling Stone of the Day
 

Katy Perry was in Rolling stone and she tried to sex things up…they even went so far as hiring hipster photographer Terry Richardson, who has made crack whores look erotic enough to fuck, and the result was what you’d expet it to be….Bitch wore an “Enjoy God” shirt to stay controversial, her dress read “Katy’s Kisses” cuz she knows all that she’s good for are her tits, she stripped down into a bikini….when all she really needs to do for all the publicity in the world is have a terrible car accident, leaving her unable to perform, sing badly or dance badly…I truly believe her time is done and the public will soon be on my side and make her diasappear….at least we can only hope…

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Britney Spears New Video of the Baby of the Day
 

Here’s a new Britney Video. I got 42 seconds into it before turning it off…I don’t know if it was her medicated acting, or the teenage angst I guarantee every fag is going to scream one collective orgasmic scream when they hear her say “Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You”….OMG Britney’s so punk rock….and her music is so relevant, from the heart, a commentary on her experience, real emotions can be felt, and by that I mean it’s a pile of computerized shit being spewed by a fucking puppet and it makes me want to kill myself, when really it should make Britney want to kill herself, but we’ve already gone down that road, and the sedatives kinda won’t let nature take its course and have it happen….Watch it anyway, maybe she gets naked and pisses all over the park bench like the schizo bitches I know…at least I hope she does cuz at least that would give her some redeeming qualities….who cares.



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Canned Tuna
 

Lindsay Lohan Actually Gets A Job
 

House arrest doesn’t seem to be slowing Lindsay Lohan down at all, here’s a video of a commercial she did for some crap while confined to her beach house prison. I can’t be bothered to watch the video, I’m sure it’s terrible, but if she’s able to work I’ve got a few ideas about how [...]

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EARLY LOOK: Katy Cocktease Kitschy Cleavage Returns in Rolling Stone
 

We've seen less of Katy Cocktease lately than even her comedian husband Russell Brand. She's been elusive. Maybe just pre-occupied with her worldwide blockbuster pop and costume tour. Maybe exhausted from working so hard to flash every inch of her skin save for the inches we most desire to see. Or, perhaps, she's just working on a third chord for her next set of songs. In any case, one thing remains apparent -- Katy Cocktease remains hot. A cleavetastic tease? Absolutely, but, still so sexy and still, we await her ultimate display of Perry's puppies. Until such time, we shall soothe our savage ogles with a preview look at these Katy Cocktease pictures from the July edition of Rolling Stone magazine, where the singer looks amazing in her various kitschy costumes, and no doubt laments within the pages about the hardships of being rich and famous and hot. Enjoy.



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Selena Gomez, Simply Super Hot Mall Girl
 

Te amo, Selena.

Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night, in a panic sweat, with this horrible dream that my be-lusted Selena Gomez, so hot, so barely legal, such an amazing pretend singer, has sold her soul, not to mention her chastity, to The Devil's Midget, and I try as I might to win her back, I can't return her from the depths of shorty hell. It's really and truly frightening.

But, today, I take comfort in the simple sweet sextastic of the young diva in a Miami mall, to the throngs of screaming teen girls (that's another, much nicer dream I sometimes have but of which I dare not detail), just looking like the hot princess she is. The young woman whose feet I would bathe, whose body I would scrub, and whose father would have me quickly arrested. It all could be so perfect, Selena, if only we could drop that 90 pounds of excess dimpled boyfriend. Enjoy.

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Sara Jean Underwood Takes a (Covered) Topless Bike Ride in Portland
 

Here's my general view on public nudity: vastly overrated. Our European friends already know this from their bevy of topless and nekkid beaches, the hodge podge of human flesh display never lives up to the fantasy. Nekkid races and nekkid protest marches in city streets, the same assortment. Nudity is highly overrated when it comes to the general population, including the annual nekkid bike race through Portland. When the rainy climes baristas ditch their hoodies, and everything 'neath, it's more often than not merely a sight to create sore eyes.

So, thank the heavens for blessedly hot Sara Jean Underwood. Though not quite fully exposed, the Playmate turned G4 reporter did take to her two-wheeled machine on the streets of Portland for a glimpse of what a city-wide nekkid bike ride could truly be if only everybody was as hot as Sara Jean Underwood. A melancholy dream indeed. I suggest you check out Sara's fine asstastic in a thong and use your minds CGI effects to populate her across the entire cityscape, far better than reality, trust me. Enjoy.



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Mo’ Mo’ Megan Fox Sexy Bikini Pictures from the Hawaiian Islands!
 

If there's anything better than Megan Fox bikini pictures, it's more Megan Fox bikini pictures. The uber-sexy Megan Fox pulled out yet another bikini, we'll call this one 'yummy sherbert I'd like to lick until it's all gone' colored, for a continuation of her snorkel fest on the Hawaiian island with B.A.G.S., flashing a solid view of the look and body that first stamped her indelibly into the libido portion of our brains just a few years ago. Oh, to be a shark in those waters.Enjoy.

(As to recent stories by Michael Bay that Steven Spielberg had Megan Fox removed from the Transformers movie series because of a flippant joke invoking a 'Hitler' reference, well, we find that one very difficult to believe. The ease with which Michael Bay has hired and fired pretty girls over the years makes this seem like a very convenient excuse for flip flopping Megan with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in the third installment of the blockbuster film franchise.)



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