The answer is clearly 0 as marty is an emotional drinker (ie spouting off to Drexel about his uncle raping him when he was drunk) and emotional drinkers tend to feel ashamed of their drinking and hide their bottles or throw them away.

The real question is how many empty liquor bottles does marty have stashed around in weird places, that would be interesting I think.

My guess would be about 4 in a one bedroom apartment, upwards of 12 in a full sized house (whether he was renting or not) and in his car you will find at least 3 counting the small $1 bottles you get at the liquor stores etc.

CONGRATS BEHEMOTH AND HOSER!!!!!

:applause

i kinda feel bad now for making fun of him

Mike get the fuck out of this thread

you are easily one of the most pathetic motherfuckers on the face of the Earth. You are also a roided out leech, and calling you mentally retarded is actually being kind.

In fact, if there was ever a prime candidate for being involuntarily locked up in a mental institution its definitely you. I don't dislike that many people really, but you are a colossal piece of shit on multiple levels...a fact which has been reiterated by countless others on these forums.

You are broke and semi homeless and a liar and a total bottom feeder. Every word that spews out of your mouth is incoherent vomit. Everybody in your life hates your fucking guts and all your 'friends' on these forums consider you to be a running joke and basically a dancing monkey and total clown.

People have less than zero respect for you, and will all laugh their asses off when you are homeless and hungry and contemplating different methods of suicide.

In fact, when that day comes when you have had enough torture and failure, please PM me so I can point you in the right direction and expedite the most agonizing death possible

get aids, slash your wrists, drink a lot of bleach and put a gun in your mouth while jumping off the golden gate bridge as soon as possible you fucking moronic slimeball. I'll make a special trip down to the bay area just to give you a ride

Tyde just serrved ape a big slice of ms word lockdown

he really did. nothing quite like a pissed off tyde

You actually read his posts? Go back to 2008-2009 and read his posts on nwp/donkdown and then read his "ms word lockdown" posts recently and point out the differences (if any) for me please.

Jewdonk is a one trick pony if you haven't noticed already and quite frankly I am a bit annoyed you and a few others feed into his bullshit here while he spits in the face of the likes of Scooter Bob and a few other people. Scooter makes a brilliant thread, jewdonk shows up with his "DIDN'T REAL LOL" gif, thread dies and you support this man by reading the drivel he writes and actually saying as much out in the open (where his ego can feast on it) and I really dislike that. The best days this site has seen (in my opinion) contained zero jewdonk and lots of SkyNigger and I doubt you can argue to the contrary so it really boggles my mind seeing you root for the other team.

Scooter gets very little love and considering the amount of interesting shit he takes the time to write about FOR FREE I am pretty annoyed to see "DIDN'T READ LOL" man getting the amount of love and support he seems to be receiving here. I hardly check the forum two-three times a week now and my waning interest has a lot to do with the direction you all seem to have chosen the site to go and I wish you would reconsider. If all you want jewdonk around for is flame wars and controversy that's precisely what you're going to get- a site that revolves around jewdonk and the flame wars he starts and is involved in. Fans of this garbage will show up and read and leave and contribute nothing, people who hate that kind of shit (I am one of them) won't bother coming to the site because it has no value to our lives and the site will die just like tydenation, nwd/dd etc.

If you think the site has been slow and he's good for traffic try putting some real effort into this place and drum up interesting topics for discussion/debate before you pull the tyde trigger please. Skatz deserves that much at least but in truth she deserves much more than that.

Don't, he isn't worthy of your sympathy. Marty has a knack for playing the victim extremely well and he does this so that he can cultivate a small support base of sympathizers he mentally disguises to himSelf as "friends" but don't be fooled, that is not a good man nor is he worth your emotion. If he wanted to change he has the means but there is zero desire and if you pity a person like that I don't know what to say. Marty is selfish, manipulative, ego-centric and most likely has some very nasty secrets. He's not the kind of person you think he is, smarter people than me who know him have been saying the same for years and it's a good idea to listen to them.

the only thing that Skatz management needs to do is to ban you forever

btw I immediately started typing my reply and didn't bother reading your post because you are a horrible and incoherent, diseased human being who is tormented by his own habitual failures in life

I am going to pay money to keep you away from this site because you are a terrible person not to mention stupid and brain dead

nobody will care when you die of cardiac arrest due to all the roids you jammed up you butt cheeks you goddamn idiot

enjoy what little time you have left spewing your horribleness here. I am literally going to pay to keep you off this site you fucking spastic insane imbecile

sounds cruel maybe, but I will literally chuckle to myself when 408 is homeless and desperate and hungry and cold and miserable

this will be a reality very soon

Mike PM me and I'll give you one of my many Google voice numbers so when all your excuses run out, you can call me up

the best part is I will immediately hang up on you

you are doomed to be homeless, hungry and pathetic your entire life

don't ever reach out to anyone here for sympathy

none of us really mind you being stupid...that's a given