a lot of people have reached out to 408 to help him claw his way out of his depressing reality

the problem is that he shit on all of them

Mike just isn't your average pathetic fuck

he's also a massive two faced scumbag who blows people off when they try to help him improve his awful life

oh daaaaaang

but in all fairness to Mike

at least he's not Mexican

maybe a glimmer of hope in there somewhere

Gay sex I don't have the heart to give you a tomato for selfishly feeding the monster but I really wish you wouldn't.

Name three (or even two for that matter)

who did I shit on and how did I shit on them?

this is correct

I am literally a two faced scumbag and I blow off everyone who tries to help me improve my awful life.

In a year I have no doubt you'll be saying exactly the same things to/about me and will still be unpleasant and playing the victim card about your depression and regurgitating the same tired shit you say day in and day out. Give it a rest, move on in life.

the best thing about Mike is that he refers to all these forum people as his 'friends'

these references to Gare and Scooter.

this guy has some serious issues.

I don't know who these people are....don't care. Mike seems to really give a fuck about his circle of internet friends (most of whom are laughing their asses off at his trainwreck life)

Mike refers to all these internet bros like they are his lifelong partners and assuming they give a fuck if he lives or dies.

get a real job and log off the internet Mike. I have been online for a long time...but you are incredibly pathetic and sad

I feel bad now for even ripping you

get your shit together already

no that is not me caring

that is me wishing you would disappear

what stands out most in this little skirmish is mike's huge educational advantage over tyde

Marty has me spinning like a top over here. I never stood a chance.

you can't afford to by a top...let alone spin one

broke ass homeless delusional epic loser

find the nearest knife and stab yourself in the face

better than spinning like a bottom amirite