Initiate sipowicz...form of blissful unawareness.

Wait wat? She made you wear a condom for a blowjob???

the protocols of sipowicz will be engaged.

No, I was fucking out of it by the time we got around to the fuckening - started the night off with a double shot of Fireball at some bar, literally did go bowling pounding beers the entire time, ended up somewhere else taking Jager Bombs, ended up in a hotel pounding beers again. Anyhow, even though she was wet as can be, the condom worked against me the moment I put it on. This girl was like one finger tight ---- Never happening without a steel erection, especially when I am an 8 of 10 drunk. I barely knew her, so I just laughed it off and insisted she blow me, which she did. . . twice that night and once early this morning before I bailed.

I did however technically get it in for a moment, so yes, one more to the count. A kind of literal rum dick situation.

Anyhow, those Trojan Bareskin condoms aren't worth a fuck for anyone reading this. Avoid at all costs.

when your alcoholism prevents you from fucking teen sluts you should at least think about cutting down a little and working the first 4 or 5 steps of an addiction program

I concur with Dr. Wong. If you're too drunk to "smash" hot teen pussy, what's the point? And I'm going to ask you a question. 2002-2003. Do you remember it?

so you still had whiskey dick in the morning or are you a huge faggot?

literally before even looking i could tell these horrible tags were behemoths\

LITERALLY

Rofl I was drinking until 4:30am, slept for an hour and a half, woke up, complimented her on her blowjob skills, and she happily showed them off again. I was in hangover hell and still intoxicated, so I honestly didn't even feel like pursuing it, and I thought the whiskey dick thing was still possibly an issue. She was a talented cocksucker, so I did some quick calculations and decided that laying there and letting her do her thing was the optimal move. Get serious with your early morning energy expenditure efficiency.

Pussy isn't so rare, brahs. You guys should get out more.

ronald were gonna need you to calm down