my ballsack
 

Have you ever fucked a girl with a dildo while you fucked her in the ass? Its better than you would think. That has nothing to do with my ballsack, but I like using that word.

You a Rangers fan?

kid's soooooo beaumont.

I have partaken in that many of times.... I, however, prefer I vibrator because it tickles my ball sack at the same time. #winningobv

I mean yeah it was a vibrating dildo

Well then we have the same excellent taste

top shelf.

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Tapper boom nuclear roasted

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you know that mother fucker vibrates

tapper just got retired real talk

see you over at donkdown bro its over

HOF

Gamble,

My old GF (now fuckbuddy) has that vibrator (Rabbit...costs over $100). Its fucking intimidating. I started using it on her a few weeks ago while she was blowing me. There is like 6 or 8 buttons on that thing and those beads rotate around.

seriously, if I could barely get her off with that, think how fucking hard it is to get her off with my cock.

heard you threw out ur back changing the batteries and tried to sue

I got the love of my life a little $14 joke vibrator when I was bored waiting and the only shop open was a sex store. Gave it to her that night. She loved it.

I was dumped like 4 days later.

I don't like coincidences.

noone noticed i went to great pains to have a jewdonk poking out

Who hasn't done that? So that means your hot piece of ass wife who we've all seen pictures of likes to be fucked in the ass while there's a dildo in her pussy, eh Tim? That's good to know. Does it make her hot that we know that about her? You should inquire.

who said it was my wife?

just keeeeding

Since I feel confident that you wouldn't admit on here that you were cheating on your wife, please see my previous post.

Hex is being awful here.... man posed a simple question and you are making him feel bad about awesome sex stories..... we here at Skatz are in the trust tree don't be a dick....

that looks like a pretty sizeable vibrator. i hope you gave it an appropriate name, such as Jamawn

wtf are you talking about? Calm down, bro. Tim would never get upset about anything I said.

Not about Tim getting upset. Just letting you know you are being a dick and that I personally don't appreciate you derailing a thread where the discussion is anal sex and vibrators. Why try to make a guy feel guilty about sharing sexual escapades? We should embrace them is all I am saying.

the usable part of that vibrator is smaller than my erect penis. No way I would fuck someone with a vibrator and then fuck them with a dick smaller. Duh.


My dick must be the main event.

But yeah its like having a tag team buddy. You last a lot, lot longer and everyone has a good time.

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I have this problem, which kind of compounds another problem I have, where I'm not remotely interested in the proceedings, past a certain point, which is reached very early in proceedings.

I should probably ask Mr Solver this question, even though last I checked he hadn't solved my last problem yet...and WAY over the 2-5 min deadline.

But I guess you get what you pay for.

And you'd be surprised, at how little - and sometimes how much - you can pay for certain things, in my neck of the woods.

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I'm talking really fucking stunned, in both directions, on regular occasion.

that wasn't the only thing at this point


also man Hex has sucked bad forever and I just noticed how terrible

Get some cocaine. I know it's a death sentence, but it sounds like it's a win/win for you either way the coin lands.

This is solid advice and I used to love blow so fucking much, I got very convincing about it. I moved to Sth America for one (1) reason. 2 months in BsAs and then a - dirty - week in Rio, and blow just doesn't work anymore.*

*if I'm lucky. If unlucky, I can get a - little - bit shrill. tapper may be able to confirm.

kid vincent so high pitched

crizz is the high you really want plus it lasts way longer. don't come bitching when you wake up with a couple ladyboys batting their eyelashes from the other side of the bed tho.

Can i smell it?

hi gamble's ex-wife's lawyerrs, this is satire