ive literally had it up to here with mrs fields cookies
 

on their own theyre terrible, and then u have that one guy whos like OH BUT HAVE U HAD THEM FRESH OUT OUT OF THE OVEN AT THE AIRPORT woat

they are worse than chewy chips ahoys

also dont get me started on the supermarket mrs fields


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i used to work for mrs fields. at the end of the day, id always make sure i cooked up a huge batch of white cocolate macadamias so i could be absolutely sure there would be at least 20+ pounds to rescue on the way to the garbage bins.

ISNT THAT RIGHT MUFFY

i hope thats not a lie

every word is the gods honest.

so splain to me how their cookie dough tastes like chalk

like splenda riddled chalk

in all fairness that was in like, the early 90s, when anything went in terms of taste over health.

these days they probably cant even put butter in the fucking cookies.

lol at this guy perpetuating the conspiracy WHERE WAS TINE WHEN TOWER 7 WENT DOWN

get serious with your life Ms Fields cookies are amazing and a dozen of them could literally end wars and bring about world peace with virgins and cheese steak and shit it would be fucking amazing and you won't see it because you live in the land of the blind

youve been eating too much vons brand cake mix if you think mrs fields cookies are "amazing"

ms fields are fucking bullshit

still can not believe you actually believe this

I've baked countless sheets and sheets of various cookie doughs (some store bought and some hand made) and I can honestly say aside from the high price and somewhat overwhelming sweetness (that just begs for milk) Mrs. Fields haven't been beaten by anything I have encountered enough to notice.

Also I tend to bake these nestle tollhouse cookies I get at the grocery store (near the butter and yogurt) and they are fucking amazing let me tell you. $4 you get like 12 cookies already cut into squares throw em in @350 and ~11 later you have top top cookies. I've been making those since I was about 18 and everyone that's eaten them has loved them.

grapes heres the thing when your posts have that mania slash desperation tinge to them, you ruin it for the rest of us

this did not make 8 pages @gay sex

go tweet pictures of tonights dinner so literally zero human beings on this planet will have a fuck to give and stop talking to or about me like you know me

ape replying to posts from 2013 rofl

kids not a quitter got to give him that

i don't read enough to notice the fucking post date or whatever the fuck

blow me

grapes is back and by the looks of it there is a new sheriff in town.