***OFFICIAL*** Jesus saves thread
 

Jesus is my Lord and loving Savior. In Him all things are possible for it is written, on the third day He did rise from the grave.

This is from Hosea 6:2

"After two days he will revive us; on the third day he will restore us, that we may live in his presence."

I <3 Jesus

BAN FOR A WEEK MINIMUM

God Bless you Corey.

and so it shall be said, and so it shall be done

ROFL

unreal

enough with these 3 day bans

ban forever

the WORST thing about 'new' Christians like Ape is that they look to be noticed when they worship

I'm down with people finding God, but only hypocrites look to be recognized for worshipping

Mike why don't you fucking die already

God is licking his chops waiting to cast you into hell


guess the North Dakota oil rig job didn't work out huh


die die die

what a disaster of a human being on so many fronts

forgive him father tyde he know not what he does

his allotted life span has been exceeded

beyond hopeless...short of moving to Nepal (of course someone else will have to front the costs for transit)

actually I think even the most passive monks in Nepal would tell him to fuck off

serious LOL @ 408 going to 'church'

better make sure he didn't cop a few bills from the collection basket

i wonder if mike thinks god doesnt know that the money he puts in the donation box is stolen from the senile neighbors he habitually victimizes.

Mike is obviously trying to make an insane three days connection here.

Father Tyde? That's some scary sounding shit right there.

Real talk - if ape saved some money every once in awhile, he wouldn't need jesus.

Have faith Rummy. Jesus still has to teach Mike the most important lesson of them all. How to live off of 10% a week.