2013's Official Brag Thread
 

ive won 9 games of backgammon in a row yall
kids dont even know how to combat my aggressive style

:ugh

gay sex would get ruined in a game of backgammon

gay sex:
would murk you son i play backgammon like a coked up persian

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Bragging hard about having multiple guns I could not own if I lived in that fail state known as New York. I mean really. What a fucking sesspool. I may randomly spit out guns I own later in this thread. I may be inclined to take some pics of said guns and post them. Any good hosting sites?

its seriously a fucking travesty we arent able to upload images here

and oh yes i was considering holding out but right click jims signature and click properties

this is a 2 birds 1 stone scenario i just taught you a good hosting site and how to right click and click properties in internet explorer

i just know youre using internet explorer http://i6.minus.com/ibjfDaNyY6n15P.png

How did you know I was using internet explorer 4.0? That is amazing Mr. Peck.

i have the best profile on this whole site

http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/member.php?u=22

:brag

we are posting from the hot tub

im drinking a bud light and not wearing socks

:brag

i have the thread of the week on borispoker.com

:brag

Managed to achieve a rock hard erection with some platinum blonde milf, despite all things seemingly leading to whiskey dick again at 5am this morning. . .

Redemption brag.

If you think its a brag to achieve an erection when you're 25, just wait until your Jim's age.

i think vaoghn p has a drinking problem or erectile dysfunction
all of his stories involve whiskey dick

Ole Bob not detecting facetiousness. . . Though the story is true.

No, but seriously, the whole alcohol and erections things is a mystery is all I am saying. I was drinking from around 10:30pm until 5am and followed through like a champion with some hot older lady, but of course had the failboat experience with the 19 year old I mentioned before under basically the exact same circumstances.

I think maybe the difference here is that this lady was majorly getting off on playing dress up for me, like literally put on 5 different outfits beforehand that included lingerie with garter belts and stockings, slutty dresses, some outfit that she was trying to look like a teenager in etc. I was loling, and she kept accusing me of being under 21, which she was probably getting off on too.

maybe jim can recommend a pump or some other device

next time you have problems getting it up try to stick your limp dick in her butt

Literally did this and succeeded, though it wasn't limp.

well next time try it when it is limp and dont wear a condom
if you cant get it hard then you are a faggot

wow 2nd straight night the kids 5 disaronnos deep and furious

That has to be a tag, and now it is.

3 bud lights deep morons

On the verge of heading to cooler and getting a Bud Light, the only thing stopping me is that it's like a 35 yard round trip.

Fingers still not too fat to log in on my phone