****Official skatz brag/fail thread about how many ladies you've had sex with****
 

I'll go first (yall cal fight over the sloppy seconds).

33ish. With a margin of error of at least plus 5.

In my defense, I protected my cherry until I was 18 and then have been in a monogamous relationship since I was 23.

Dickgirls, blowjobs, and lunchmeat don't count. Neither do wet dreams or really vivid bath salts fueled hallucinations.

Well if you want to be persnickety about things my lifetime sits about 18 or so with 3 being one nighters (I can't remember 2 of them past the moment certain substances kicked in the night before and frantically calling planned parenthood to get STD tested the next day...or 2 days after I forget which) and FWIW I lost my virginity somewhat late (like 21 I think.)

In explaining the late start I didn't realize bodybuilding was gay until I was like 26 and hadn't read a muscle mag in a few years, then I saw one and it was like I saw with new eyes. It went kinda like "HOLY FUCK THAT DUDE IS WEARING CUT OFF SHORT SHORTS AND IS COVERED IN BABY OIL AND FLEXING HIS MUSCLES WHO READS THIS SHIT?!" Up to that point I always felt women discriminated against men who lifted weights and used to resent them for it but eventually I learned the truth...it's a turn on but not for them... Yeah bob, I'm bi-curious or whatever, I've heard it all before. To date Scooter is the only man I have ever been attracted and I'm not totally sure what that means but I don't feel overly attracted to men in general.

I petition that bath salts induced hallucinations be worth partial credit based on the fact that they are just as (if not more) satisfying than actual sex. Also out of curiosity where do uncle rapings factor into this equation? Do we give half credit for the unwilling participation or are giving and receiving equal?

wow ape and jason collins in the same day

i think what chang meant to say was NORCAL IN THE HIZZZZZZZZZZZAAAY

that is not what i was trying to say

btw, are we at the point in our society where ape can confess to being attracted to scooter and not get ridiculed on the internet?

i honestly don't even know anymore

deleted from internet but the only person here id assume had sex with more women than me is gamblebot.

anyone who has seen the picture of me on boris from when i was a dj in a strip club for 3 years has an inkling of what they are up against here in terms of volume opportunity and motive.

were gonna need you to calm down chang broussard

also you might as well attach the 'whose the most fucked up emotionally' poll to this thread and kill two birds because when i think of who i was and how i managed to swing so much gash and why, i want to retroactively abort myself a little.

ALERT turn on the okc houston game this is gonna be a great finish

hopefully but its setting up right

also tine i want ur number when you were beach living if you topped 2 that werent atrocious the hat is tipped

2.

and one was a virgin.

Need a ruling Rummy. Hooks count? If so, this could be close Tine.

but im sure she didnt suffer a life time of sexual and emotional dysfunction and therapy because a homeless skater deflowered her in her mothers bed or anything.

the other one blew me on the beach in my sleeping bag but puked all over my junk while deep throating me and we had to go back to her place to wash my sleeping bag at 1am.


i was lucky her fiance was in LA that weekend.


she is now a largely unmedicated bipolar painter who makes blog posts about how she wears her pajamas to the grocery store at 3am.

she defriended me on facebook when i explained that the video of the UFOs zooming around london in 2011 was a viral advertising piece by a SFX shop.

shes _really_ into ufos.

hooks is suuuuuuuuch a weird line i think hooks after uve lost ur virginity before 18 count, i think really hot ones count, but if its only hooks for like a 7 in a row stretch it gets dicey

and swirly blue watercolor art that she clearly has designated internally as 'primal', not 'sophomoric'.

HAS SHE AGED WELL THOUGH BIG DOG

ooo god i forgot about hooks. ive never paid for sex outright with hoo-... no wait i did once. but the other hooks fucked me for free.

because i was in relationships with them.

with most of them.

oh god.

seriously though houston game NOW 2 point game

fouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur minutes remaining and a desperate houston team clinging to life

shes not fat.

and thats something she should be proud of.

but shes got those manic bipolar circles under her eyes that leave nothing up to the imagination in terms of how adrift she is in general.

back in 90 tho she was a fucking 9.

Never had a hook until after I was de-virginized. Let me clarify so Rummy can rule and let Tine know just how much trouble he/she may be in. Never lived in Vegas, have probably spent 250 days there.

One trip I was gone for 2 weeks, I believe I hit 9.


:realtalk

i think we round that down to 3.7

anyone who traffics in hooks regularly probably has me dominated, to the point where i feel a separate score needs to be kept for hooks.

to those of you in that category MAY YOU LIVE FOREVER.

Actually 9 is accurate but let's call it 3.7. That's still 3.7 times more than you've had Gare.

I'm thinking a conversion rate needs to be used here. Listening to suggestions.

~intermission~

http://i.imgur.com/p01BNGZ.jpg

thick crust, red onion, sausage, extra moz cheese.

i call it THE RAGNAR LOTHBROOK.

MAY IT LIVE FOREVER.

why does the sausage look like shit

TOUCHY ON THE HOOK ROUND DOWN SUBJECT verry interesting

its self confident and not afraid to do its thing without struggling to meet societies irrational and impossible standards for beauty.

if you like mozzarella stay tuned to the lottery thread

first off maybe theres a lighting issue on ur lignite sausage second i think old dial up here missed the 3.7 in the spirit that it was intended not calling you a liar rounding down the number in regards to ur total AKA CONVERSION RATE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

but hell walk it off

not a lot

to be fair to beanstaring 15 yr old mexican girls can get pregnant just by a guy looking at them

In the words of Pauly Shore that pizza loooks GAH-REASY :watermelon


never seen black pudding on a pizza though