This is awkward.
 

English FA Cup: Liverpool 1 - 2 Reading

These people understand I have associated my name and scene with Liverpool FC, right. There are considerations in play that make losing to fucking Reading not fucking acceptable.

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I am hereby taking the extraordinary option in my contract and removing the Liverpool fan page from my Facebook. And my Bebo.

Effective immediately.

To wit.

recently i saw some hot celebrity wearing a liverpool jersey and was going to post it but then i thought i was wrong about you being a liverpool fan, turns out i was just seeing the future

I'm not publicly associating my good name with them until they redeem themselves for this nonsense.

Champions League cup will create <3 where <3 no longer exists. Also I'll settle for a Premiership [pre-relegation].

na na nat nat nat na na na LUIS SUAREZ!!!

kid was hecka good on football manager 08

guy will own heads for us and looks like being a great replacement for torres

goal he scored last night was quality plus torres is something like zero goals in 7 games now so we did good business there

you still bought andy carrol for 35 million quid

jury still out on carrol we paid a premium but thats always the way when you buy english players.

still he had a good header cleared off the line yesterday and looks like he could be the perfect foil for suarez so am happy with how the money was spent

we got a better front two that arsenal do right now anyway

The way it when down you fucking poof was we told Chelsea you can have Torres for whatever Andy costs plus 15mil.

If we stop the long ball crap then it'll be sexy next year, but we still need a LB, a CB, a winger and probably a CM. Long way to go.

we have been playing the long ball much less under king kenny

dont think a CB is a priority but you right about the other positions we need

i like the look of the players we have been linked with

if we can get hold of adam, enrique, young and maybe parker we would have a very competitive team for next year

also looking at the table 4th place is still not out of the question

in kenny we trust

would love to see parker at arsenal but i don't see us spending any money

1. 4th place out of question a month ago
2. adam, young and parker would be terrible signings and i'd fucking weeb if that was our summer business

i think wenger needs to start spending on some proven players if you are ever going to get to the next level

the money is there but he wont spend it, must be frustrating

may i suggest

LB - Cheikh M'Bengue (Toulouse), Stefan Radu (Lazio)
CB - Rever (Atletico Mineiro), Per Mertesacker (Werder Bremen)
Winger - Walter Montillo (Cruzeiro), Juan Manuel Mata (Valencia)
CM - Arturo Vidal (Leverkusen), Tiberio Guarente (Sevilla)

if england didnt have faggot laws, i could have suggested some other players

it is but ive gotten used to it. need to get rid of a lot of players as well.

More like

LB Enrique
CB Anyone from Dortmund
Winger Hazard
CM Vidal (good pick) or Federico Fazio

what are you god damn idiots talking about

cavani from napoli is super good

dont know how he would do in england though

listen bro i was just trying to think out of the box without post obvious guys that will cost you a tonne of money

also fazio is more of a defender than a CM bro

lol way to keep the faith fella

just take a look at the league table and look at the fixture list, its going to be tough but if we can play like we did against the mancs its definately not out of the question

we are 8 points behind city and 4 behind spurs although we have played one game more than spurs

we play city at home in 2 games time and spurs at home in the second to last game of the season

if suarez can keep playing like he has been and carrol can hit the ground running we have still got a shot.

also i dont no who you are expecting to see us sign during the summer but the 4 players i mentioned would improve the squad no question

plus they are british and are already adapted to playing in the prem

adam is the blackpool captain and has had a great season he would bring some more needed creativity to midfield

parker is the west ham captain he was there player of the year last season and will probably be again this season, he is an england international

ashley young is a fast, tricky winger and we dont have much width in the side now so he would offer something different, he is also an england international

so we could be getting 3 proven british premier league players, two of them are club captains so they are leaders on the pitch and all 3 are internationals

harley you are usually on the ball but you are way off with your last post

listen here major league jim, anyone can just copy their scouting reports from football manager

Fazio will be a DM, mark my words

anyone who doesnt rate parker can go fuck themselves

listen bro he can play both so we takes the money and calls it evens

also this should be renamed the skatz football thread

and sorry but its much better to buy players who are proven in the prem than players from abroad who may or may not adapt

the dumbest person on the site

solid comeback neverjim

Actually this thread is about the season finale of Big Love, according to my opinion.

speaking of which WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

other teams captains are gonna hella cost more money than a good player from another country

almost made up for its offensive and consistent mediocrity last couple of seasons.




...ALMOST, BLACKALICIOUS.

jack daniels intelligence is at the same level as joe warrens speaking abilities

daniels you're such a typical liverpool fan, same shit every season needing 3-4 players and you're always going for the wrong ones

Scott Parker is a nobody and West Ham are a fucking awful team, he has played for exactly ONE quality team in his career and couldn't get in the 1st team, he certainly shouldn't be in Liverpools at age 30, it would be a huge step backwards to sign him, being West Hams player of the season isn't an award with many people on the shortlist.

Also he has only had 4 England caps, the first in 2003, look around the top teams in Europe and make a list of their midfielders, then tell me one of those teams that would sign Scott Parker.

Adam is also a nobody and along with Parker was given his club's captaincy as an incentive to stay with them. He wasn't good enough for Rangers 18 months ago and he is NEVER going to become the force in midfield that you so desperately need, he's going to be hugely overpriced and another giant step backwards for Liverpool.

Ashely Young seems to be a good player but there's no reason to believe he won't be another Kieron Dyer, or another Jermain Jenas at best. Listing 'England International' as if to bolster these players credentials is lol, Young has 12 caps in 4 years, it means nothing.

9 points in 8 games? with both city AND the spuds having to fuck up? it's gone.

1)

Say liverpool take full points (highly unlikely) that's 24 points

So Man city have to take less than 15 points in 8 games, look at their fixture list and tell me they wont get 15 points?

Then do that for the Spuds.

At best it's a pipe dream

2)

I personally think that proven prem player shit is bullshit. Could name ten players that fucking owned the league as soon as they steeped off the plane and 10 prem players that failed after a move within the prem.

But lets break down those three,

Young is all flash no product, will be found out when he moves to bigger club

Adam is bossing the midfield for a tiny club, he deserves a shot, and i'd probably ave him, but he's getting old (26?) is as slow as fuck and i think his style of play would hamper us. He's no pass and mover, his a poor mans alonso.

Parker is the Gerrard of West Ham and i think Gerrard is a white elephant. and Parker is fucking 30 years old. Be a cole level signing that one. Terrible terrible idea.

gay sex:

never seen it but i assume this was a topical roasting using one of the characters from big love

god damn it gay sex it was an mma reference watch mtv2 moron

i admit last season was not great, but this season has been pretty spectacular. i give the ending a b+