ive solved ice cream
 

i found a place that does hand made ice cream with flavors including durian fruit, OH ITS THAT LEGIT, and being the giant brain i am im like hmm this place is new and wants business i bet i can get the owner to deliver, literally factoring in his opportunity cost of being open at 10 pm im like no one is buying shit from him at this hour and he wants to sell

old gare calls in and goes ur basically almost closed right can you deliver me ice cream 3 PINTS LATER i have the owner of the store dropping off half chocolate half peanutbutter half mango half mixed berry half pineapple half coconut

i just changed this fools business model

i dont even know if hes aware of how much i just changed the game

delivery ice cream idiots

ALL DAY SON

this fat shaming is reaaaaaaaaal unbecoming of you rob and dare i say quite gauche

honestly jewdonk if you were still alive this would not stand

Whats durian fruit?

Also you might wanna calm down because youre coming across as being one sparsely cheesed pizza away from going full druff on some restaurant manager.

All im saying is you never go full druff.


Actually strike that.

druffs video poker Caesar's points thing is fucking legit jew gold genius.

Druff we are gonna need you to join and start up a private social group about how to get shit for free and/or how to crush anyone who even thinks about standing in your way. You could call it "druff rules" because it plays on multiple levels.

A podcast re martys old section 8 apartment complex would be gold.

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did uige just call someone a nigger and then edit it OH WOW FOLKS

also real talk im ashamed to be associating with niggers who don't know what durian fruit is

My work is done in this thread

Taking a bow

didn't read thread but I have solved ice cream for some time now. you need

vanilla ice cream (You literally cannot beat costco's vanilla ice cream)
cocoa powder
table syrup (like for pancakes)
peanut butter (has to be chunky the smooth/sugary shit doesn't work right)
waffles

so basically you cook the waffles first and put hella butter on them next dallop like a quart of vanilla ice cream next to the waffles then you douse the whole plate in cocoa powder and drizzle a fair amount of table syrup over everything couple tablespoons of peanut butter on the sides and that is how I solved ice cream

I literally shit better looking things to eat than that mittens. Also my cooking shits on yours all day, every day, most days out of the year (including sundays and most holidays.)

http://www.donkdown.com/forum/post475945.html#p475945

I was all over durians back in 06.

God mike go away.

oh gosh, nado dave purposely didn't capitalize the M in Mike so that I would know he doesn't respect me.

sad