NEW MEMBERS AND NON IST A GUIDE TO SKATZ
 

THIS IS LITERALLY SKATZ POKER RIGHT HERE

LITERALLY IST TOO

IF YOU CAN LEARN AND UNDERSTAND THIS U WILL GET YOUR IST INVITE IN NO TIME

IF YOU HASTILY SKIPPED THIS VIDEO IT MAY BE THE WORST MISTAKE YOU EVER MADE

OK MAYBE NOT IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE BUT PERHAPS THE WORST MISTAKE ON AN INTERNET FORUM

OK THATS A LITTLE STRONG, MAYBE THE WORST MISTAKE YOU HAD MADE ALL DAY OR THE WORST MISTAKE YOU HAVE MADE ON SKATZ FRONTPAGE FORUM,

I WILL ADMIT THAT IS BASED ON AN ESTIMEATE ON HOW YOUR DAY WENT....I MEAN IF YOU BAREBACKED A HATIAN HOOKER FOR INSTANCE THAT WOULD IN FACT BE WORSE THAN SKIPPING THIS VIDEO

I MEAN ITS HYPERBOLE...IM A MAN OF PASSION

I WONDER IF I CAN GET CORINTHIAN LEATHER INSTALLED IN MY MASERATI. THE RED INTERIOR WILL NOT BE WORKING OUT

RICH CORINTHIAN LEATHER ALONG WITH THE CHRYSLER CRYSTAL KEY PROTECTION PLAN ENDORSED IN FULL BY RICARDO MONTALBAN.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/...1d29b612_z.jpg

ALLRIGHT THAT PRETTY MUCH DOES IT FOR TOMIGHT FOLKS

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COMMITTED TO EXCELLENCE

tim, i'm pretty sure suicide king started a thread about this on boris like a year ago

i wasn't going to say anything, but you red repped me and such

yea but he doesnt have a maserati idiot

no, he most likely has a hyundai sonata

i'm going to have to replace the al davis pic with something less disgusting. where's that woman giving birth gif?

god this thread is deteriorating

deteriorating according to plan amirite donny

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/pic...207572&thumb=1

bang bird cat in the building

its just a given that i should be the only one allowed to post seriously about skatz dynamics

my bad

thanks for learning me

How the fuck do we sposeta keep peace?

guide to skatz

step 1: get on stevia
step 2:

lol

The good ol days

what if your dick sucked itself how awesome would THAT be

really tho i've tried and it's too hard

get it

hard

i crack myself up

calm down nerd



down with the ist