![]() |
Happy Fathers Day
To all the Skatz daddies:
Here's to the amazing moments with your kids and all the hard work. Hope you all get steak and a BJ today. |
I got blueberry pancakes, and don't have to change diapers today. Watching golf and getting king crab for dinner. It's going to be a good day. Happy fathers day to all the skatz dads.
|
heard jonny miller today say "being a father is the greatest calling in life." then youve got the guy i know who has 7 kids and makes min wage.
*by 3 different mothers |
being a single father is kinda lame. you still end up paying for everything.
|
right in your gook face
|
My dad is an ozark mountain dirt weed grower. Got him a subscrition to high times.
|
My Father's Day couldn't have possibly sucked worse than it did.
|
What happened GB?
Ours was pretty sweet. I made blueberry muffins and cappuccinos for breakfast - got hubby out the door at 8 for golf. Went back to sleep for a while, then got back up, ran to the store and bought a card, balloons and chocolate. Ran back to the house, fired up the grill, and made a margarita. Grilled a couple double thick New Yorks along with two fresh tomatoes, a Serrano chili and an onion, made homemade salsa, rice, beans and a wedge salad, and had it all ready to serve by 1:30. Unfortunately lover boy didn't get home till 2:30, so everything kind of sucked, but we still had fun. Drank beer and margaritas and ended up watching Super 8 and the new Pirates of the Caribbean after Rory finished off his god-like victory. Super 8 not bad. Overall, a nice Father's Day - only thing I would have changed was the timing, but I don't like to call a man on the golf course unless it's an emergency... apparently everyone and their grandma takes the dad in the family golfing on Father's Day, so the courses are just slow as shit. |
LOL FATHERS AMIRITE BLACK KIDS #UPTOP
|
vwls did you fucking sneak into a 2nd movie and only pay for 1 ticket, what is going on here buddy
|
No watched 'em both on my big screen at home - in my jammies. Only way to do it.
|
Quote:
|
did you sex him vwls? Trip repor?
|
Quote:
|
We actually didn't get to that till this morning. Sex gets complicated when you have kids, trust me.
|
like all other women vwls is ignoring me
|
i just searched and didnt see a dvd screener but there were 2 TS rips whatever that means
both look like shit imo http://i.imgur.com/nzk2v.jpg http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/8...sususususu.png |
Quote:
|
what are you fucking bootlegging movies like an immigrant now what is going on here vwls
|
also super 8 is pretty dece
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
seriously vwls why dont you stop stealing peoples intellectual property and goto a fucking movie theater and support america you almost mexican, maybe even splurge and get a coke zero
|
imo the whole entertainment industry needs to take a pay cut
nobody needs to make 20 mil a movie or 20 mil to play a sport |
rofl
|
Quote:
http://i.imgur.com/SEZ4F.jpg |
I do go to the movies. For 3-D and IMax shit. I also pay a membership fee for the movies I watch at home, so I'm doing my part to support the mega-rich, you Coke drinking penis crack.
|
i dont even know what you just said
|
but great job on capitalizing coke that brand deserves your fucking respect you leech on society
|
Quote:
Also, I am a middle class American citizen (a drudge) so essentially, I supply (along with my brethren) the monetary support of the nation through my taxes and consumption of useless, cancer-causing products. A leech would be a welfare tard who has the ability to work, a thief, or perhaps a wealthy person who has found a way to avoid paying any taxes through the numerous loopholes available only to the elite. |
no one thinks that a lower case c means cocaine vwls
|
kel mitchell owning the face of the other similiar threads
|
Thread gave me a panic attack. Lunesta time bitchezzz
|
That was supposed to be a cap P.
|
Lower case panic looks like penis.
|
And fin
|
ur gonna fail the bar
|
the bar is gonna fail him
|
heard steerpikes good friend adrian is too short to see over bars realtalk
|
Quote:
not sure how long of a prison term that sort of thing entails but im guessing its a decent one |
All times are GMT. The time now is 11:51 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Skatz IST & Co. - Running New York Since 2009