ive solved ice cream
 

i found a place that does hand made ice cream with flavors including durian fruit, OH ITS THAT LEGIT, and being the giant brain i am im like hmm this place is new and wants business i bet i can get the owner to deliver, literally factoring in his opportunity cost of being open at 10 pm im like no one is buying shit from him at this hour and he wants to sell

old gare calls in and goes ur basically almost closed right can you deliver me ice cream 3 PINTS LATER i have the owner of the store dropping off half chocolate half peanutbutter half mango half mixed berry half pineapple half coconut

i just changed this fools business model

i dont even know if hes aware of how much i just changed the game

delivery ice cream idiots

ALL DAY SON

this fat shaming is reaaaaaaaaal unbecoming of you rob and dare i say quite gauche

honestly jewdonk if you were still alive this would not stand

Whats durian fruit?

Also you might wanna calm down because youre coming across as being one sparsely cheesed pizza away from going full druff on some restaurant manager.