Walking Dead Thread
 

Is this not the most overrated show in years? I somehow watched all of the first 3 seasons despite being annoyed at the repetitiveness midway through season 2.

Oh, zombies out of nowhere plot device. "OH SHIT". Rick being the worst leader possible "OH SHIT, I GOTTA DEAL WITH THESE GROUP LEADER FEELINGS". Faggot, horrible actor kid in a deputy's hat - "OH SHIT, I'M SO COLD HEARTED". Zombies, zombies, Herschel being wise. Govenator with an eye patch!!! ---- Tell me this isn't the show in a nutshell.

The governor is a shit antagonist, and how can we overlook the forced black characters on the show? Michonne SO BAD ASS kill billing zombies with a katana is suddenly a featured character. For fuck's sake, this is based on a comic and the T-Dog character was completely invented for the TV series. ****SPOILERS**** The sort of eulogy that the chinaman gave for him about driving around and helping old people during the outbreak in his van was hilariously cringe worthy when one thinks about the writers going there.
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its seriously awful, now what we need to talk about is real husbands of hollywood season 2

hashtag amazeballs nonironically

jesus christ*.



* the first ep of season 4 was dece. i wont be fooled tho, we know who we are dealing with.

I'm literally just reading the grantland and rolling stone recaps. Never gonna forgive them for the Herschel' s farm season.

God remember how good the first handful of shows were? I mean when Rick is riding that old broken mare around Atlanta and he's like "don't worry about those couple of straggler zombies". . And then he turns the corner? Hot damn. Now I just root for a thousand strong zombie swarm to come lumbering up to the prison.

dont even know where to begin with you anymore bro

tight life

When he was in Hotlanta, he was leaving shit left and right that he should've taken. Fuck the horse. There's humvees everywhere, tanks everywhere, loaded to the hilt, and he's like "well this ole horse done served good, I guess I ride him all around town just pretty as you please". TAKE A FUCKING HUMVEE!

Same thing at the CDC. Shit everywhere, trucks, humvees, transports, machine guns, even just a fucking m4. PILES OF THEM LAYING EVERYWHERE.

Last season was shit. This season isn't much better. Letting them pile up on the fences makes no sense. There is a simple way to get them all together and kill them. Letting any walker still be around to chomp on you is ridiculous. It's not like ammo is scarce. It's fucking everywhere if you just go look for it. Hell, they probably left 100,000's of thousands of rounds back in Hotlanta or at the CDC.


And now we come to the forced black characters. I think that niggers would still be alive in a zombie type invasion for one reason. They already smell dead. Zombies would think they're just one of them because they smell so bad. Proof below.

WARNING! CONTAINS RACIST SHIT!

gotta say im liking this nuanced take on black peoples hygiene bro