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tessellate: to form or arrange in a checkered or mosaic pattern.

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tine thought a checkered suit would distract from his jowliness but due to a language barrier his third world tailor sent him a tassellated suit and now he looks like ronnie milsap ca. 1977

so that just happened to you tine i was gonna make a jim tressel joke here about how hes jims real dad but left the family and he calls it tresselgate

BUT OLD WONG WENT A LITTLE DEEPER

gare was eager to get to france, but after too many hogs at the philly airport he arrived in tessel late

seriously how much do you miss your real dad

Knicks Deny That Kurt Rambis Was Horny Online

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Everyone had a few chuckles at the expense of Kurt Rambis over the weekend, because the Knicks’ head coach is one of the many men who apparently aren’t aware that Twitter likes and follows are public. Here’s what Rambis recently liked (things are about to get NSFW):

Rambis follows some pretty silly accounts, including @GreatAssDaily:

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This was a non-story—many men get horny online all the time—until the Knicks addressed the issue by telling the New York Daily News that Rambis’s account was hacked. It’s extremely difficult to believe that somebody hacked Kurt Rambis’s Twitter account in order to like one porn tweet and follow one daily butt account. Either the Knicks are lying, or Rambis is the victim of a perfect crime.

wow i had completely forgotten about the time i decided you were kurt rambis's illegitimate son burt