Happy Fathers Day
 

To all the Skatz daddies:

Here's to the amazing moments with your kids and all the hard work.

Hope you all get steak and a BJ today.

I got blueberry pancakes, and don't have to change diapers today. Watching golf and getting king crab for dinner. It's going to be a good day. Happy fathers day to all the skatz dads.

heard jonny miller today say "being a father is the greatest calling in life." then youve got the guy i know who has 7 kids and makes min wage.

*by 3 different mothers

being a single father is kinda lame. you still end up paying for everything.

right in your gook face

My dad is an ozark mountain dirt weed grower. Got him a subscrition to high times.

My Father's Day couldn't have possibly sucked worse than it did.

What happened GB?

Ours was pretty sweet. I made blueberry muffins and cappuccinos for breakfast - got hubby out the door at 8 for golf. Went back to sleep for a while, then got back up, ran to the store and bought a card, balloons and chocolate.

Ran back to the house, fired up the grill, and made a margarita. Grilled a couple double thick New Yorks along with two fresh tomatoes, a Serrano chili and an onion, made homemade salsa, rice, beans and a wedge salad, and had it all ready to serve by 1:30.

Unfortunately lover boy didn't get home till 2:30, so everything kind of sucked, but we still had fun. Drank beer and margaritas and ended up watching Super 8 and the new Pirates of the Caribbean after Rory finished off his god-like victory. Super 8 not bad.

Overall, a nice Father's Day - only thing I would have changed was the timing, but I don't like to call a man on the golf course unless it's an emergency... apparently everyone and their grandma takes the dad in the family golfing on Father's Day, so the courses are just slow as shit.

LOL FATHERS AMIRITE BLACK KIDS #UPTOP

vwls did you fucking sneak into a 2nd movie and only pay for 1 ticket, what is going on here buddy