Can we talk about the stock market?
 

And how the fuck Lyft is valued at 24 billion? There isn't anything proprietary about an app that has Bobby pick me up in his Buick Roadmaster and take me to Blake's for dinner. It's absurd it opened at 72, and even dumber they ran it to 86. I'm sure it'll hit 100 in no time, but when is this whole thing gonna collapse on itself? Vaughn, opinions?

MORE LIKE GRYFT AMIRITE YALL

fuck lyft
we all about those

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Jim, as the clear winner of the stock market battle we had years ago, what are you looking at? I really think there's going to be some SERIOUS corrections coming up. I'd love to short a $20ish stock

if you want to gamble go to a casino

I've bought 3 stocks in my life and made money/almost doubled on all three within 3 months, but I've never shorted a stock, and I haven't really watched the market in pushing 10 years. I've never shorted a stock, but there are a few I'm going to looking at. Nothing work a look imho?

if i ever get my hands on a time machine, i'm going to use it to travel back and encourage myself to make wise investment decisions. i haven't run into future bob yet, so i guess i'm going to die before it's possible to rent a time machine.

on the other hand, if i ever do have the opportunity to rent a time machine, but i have not been approached by future bob handing out stock market and horse racing tips, then that will be proof that something would go terribly wrong in my time travelling adventures, so i will know to stay the fuck away.

After 9-11 I tried til I was blue in the face to make a few family members a little more comfortable. I only had a few thousand bucks in those days, but they had a lot more, and if they'd have listened to me, ooooffaaa.....it was one stock, hammered down to 11, utility stock paid dividends, and had been trading 30-33 in peak times, and always went down to 20-23 in off times, and had that pattern for two fucking decades. Man did I try. Needless to say, it rebounded back to 33ish in 6-8 months, and would've made some relatives a lot of money.

What would we do first, Bobby? Stop Nita from meeting Kwame or tell Toddy's mom she's going to have a slightly down syndromed, extremely awkward boy?