SkatzPoker - Tough tities. - View Single Post - one time offer to creeped out pfa posters

rum dick · 09-09-2012, 08:00 AM

Look the shit at pfa has obviously gotten icky lame so why not leave that manchild drama behind and create a skatz account. Take your shot at the big leagues.

Pros - none of our admins or mods will check your ips or drive to your homes and make stalker videos of your driveway. In fact, most of our admins and mods don't know what an ip is and even more us have suspended drivers licenses. Also for the anti-40great crowd...408 has his own subforum and only posts there. I'm sure he'd love it it you stopped by and said hi but you're under zero obligation to do so.

Cons - 90% of you will be banned after five posts because you're terrible. Course that terrible could just be because of being on pfa for too long so maybe more of you will make the cut once you get to post freely for the first time in your poker forum posting lives. Repressive and abusive environments are known to stifle originality and happiness so dunno maybe you will suck less. Also fair warning 100% of you will be called nerds. Also you might be required to go to your local bar and order a raspberry sangria to get gay sex's vote.

Anyhow why not whats the worst that can happen and the offer expires in 48 hours.

09-09-2012, 08:00 AM	#1
rum dick married to pamela anderson's barbed wire tattoo Join Date: Dec 2009 Mentioned: 26 Post(s) Tagged: 98 Thread(s)	one time offer to creeped out pfa posters Look the shit at pfa has obviously gotten icky lame so why not leave that manchild drama behind and create a skatz account. Take your shot at the big leagues. Pros - none of our admins or mods will check your ips or drive to your homes and make stalker videos of your driveway. In fact, most of our admins and mods don't know what an ip is and even more us have suspended drivers licenses. Also for the anti-40great crowd...408 has his own subforum and only posts there. I'm sure he'd love it it you stopped by and said hi but you're under zero obligation to do so. Cons - 90% of you will be banned after five posts because you're terrible. Course that terrible could just be because of being on pfa for too long so maybe more of you will make the cut once you get to post freely for the first time in your poker forum posting lives. Repressive and abusive environments are known to stifle originality and happiness so dunno maybe you will suck less. Also fair warning 100% of you will be called nerds. Also you might be required to go to your local bar and order a raspberry sangria to get gay sex's vote. Anyhow why not whats the worst that can happen and the offer expires in 48 hours.