I imagine some of you have read these before (they are confirmed real), but still it's worth rereading. People haven't changed much at all.
http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/a...%20pompeii.htm
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
I.2.23 (peristyle of the Tavern of Verecundus); 3951: Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.
IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.