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Old 06-14-2012, 04:01 AM   #261
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link to examples of 408 doing sane shit in the last 32 years. Tell me Mike how you have followed the rules of society to completion in any department. You never finish anything you start and thats the problem. Your whole life is an excuse.

Good news: you realize that it is your fault not others or society ie jewdonk

bad news: advice is worthless to you because even if you like the advice you get....you never complete the goal or task if it is something that takes more than a few days.


Solution: Make your only priority the next few months and years TO COMPLETE THINGS, IDEAS AND GOALS that you start.

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Old 06-14-2012, 05:21 AM   #262
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Just hellasent a pm to Scoots. Let's see if he posts it here.

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Old 06-14-2012, 09:03 AM   #263
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vaughn is having a total meltdown from pikes (hilarious) needling.



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Old 06-14-2012, 06:01 PM   #264
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There can never be a sane argument to rationalize an insane idea, you know that.

but that doesn't mean I won't or that it won't work out just the same.

That's exactly what it means.

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I've got 32 years of doing "sane" bullshit and it's gotten me nowhere.

Hmm.

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I want to be risky and have fun, I yearn for adventure.

This is not a world where you can put the bit between the teeth, sign up for the French Foreign Legion or whatever, and return from some bloody campaign as a soldier of fortune after bringing the Christian Light to some nigger vassals hyped up on nationalism and dreams of having their pick of their own women children.

Well it might be but you'll have to look into the French Foreign Legion enlistment procedures. I daresay I've heard they'll take anyone, so long as they're batshit crazy and desperate.

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Also Thai women (I hate admitting this now, after having been critical in the past) tend to be gorgeous.

Where have you been coming into contact with these gorgeous women? They're not really Thai if they're not in Thailand. You'd understand these sorts of things in your first decade of delicately weaving your way through the layers upon layers of intricately woven fabric that is, for better or for worse, Thai Society.

I've said it a few times but if you think I'm joking about the reason I live here, no. Hah. I'm not normal. I live here because Thai girls are elitist and they aren't impressed with my dumb shit. I love it.

I look hot here. 100% of a sample size of 3 people concur. Irregularities were discovered in the majority of the sampling, forcing their exclusion.



And yet I do very poorly. I live in Bangkok for this reason. Thai girls literally couldn't give a shit. Can I speak Thai? No. After approaching me or having one of their peasant friends approach me, they try and pass me off onto their peasant friends. I love it. But I more or less sleep alone.

If you come here for the girls (though I'm 98% certain you wouldn't really know what Thai girls look like, you're likely confusing them with Isaan girls), I cannot imagine you'll be living as large as your Oprah Dreams have led you to believe.

Why don't I return to a country where the girls speak English? Name one, and I'll consider it. I've never come across such a thing, myself. You're all Catholic Toddlers, to me.

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it's the pesky money thing that is really working against me

Yes this is a world with rules created by those with money. The rules - would you believe? - are not written to favour those without any.

As hard as that would be to believe.

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I was hoping something like "Mike you are probably insane but IF ---IF--- you actually made it here I'll make sure you hit the ground running" meaning I'd have a job right off the bat

You don't speak Thai. If I didn't know better, I'd assume you'd never traversed this globe of Westphalia exploitation before.

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Right now I have few chances. My future is all but assuredly going to involve crime sex and or homelessness

I can't really say it better than I have already.

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It has always been my experience that those who claim to be out of options have exhausted only their preferred options. You need a bed, a sink, a razor, an alarm clock and a willingness to work. You could find all that for a substantial period of time just for the money you'd burn on a ticket to Bangkok, which is really quite expensive unless you're going to live a long way from the city centre.

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My damned cousin actually put me in touch with a service on the down low for old women and - I can't go further. For "just two or three hookups a week" I can expect something like 5k per month cash money.

Yeah that actually does not exist so...

Tight family you got there. You'll be walking into some Eyes Wide Shut type affair, but gay.



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Old 06-14-2012, 06:06 PM   #265
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Still waiting on the PM to get posted Scootie Pootie.

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Old 06-14-2012, 07:03 PM   #266
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Isaan girls are the best and scooter you better take that pic down you know vaughn is gonna go ham when he sees your skinny arm
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It is becoming clear that, pound for pound, we are the dreamiest looking collection of internet poker message board posters.

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Old 06-14-2012, 08:04 PM   #268
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It may be possible that Thai ladies are calling mysterious agencies for male companionship. In a land where 19 is over the hill, 40-year-old grandmas are probably desperate and only a little leathery.
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Old 06-14-2012, 08:15 PM   #269
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scooter, why don't you just let mike crash on your couch until he makes it on the underground stick fighting circuit?



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Old 06-14-2012, 09:00 PM   #270
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PM TO SCOOT

Do Thai police carry guns? Are Thai citizens allowed to own guns?

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