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Old 06-26-2012, 01:48 AM   #331
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I still can't believe bibles are fucking BLACK. That just screams evil, it is PURE EVIL.
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Would it be possible to derive the "white bible" from your post above?

No. I'm just rambling. No one has criticised it. No one has debated it. No one has countered any of it.

That means it is full of logical holes. I'm just rambling whilst being poisoned. I'm nowhere near capacity. Nothing I say is 'Biblical' except for when I tell you not to assert your insanity onto me by trying to help when you're unable to comprehend what you're reading. I didn't ask for advice on how to edit my /etc/sudoers file in my USB Conspiracy thread. If I did, your answer would still be idiotic but I didn't so it's idiotically insane.

Yes, I know you were just trying to help. So was my mother when she'd tell me to stop being paranoid. I wasn't being paranoid when I was 8 and a child slave of the Children of God sex cult. I didn't ask for her stupid fucking imbecility and demented parables and sympathetic stories about how she was also 'disrespectful' when she was "my age" and thought that everyone had it in for her. Hah. No one gave a fuck whether she lived or died when she was "my age". I understood she believed 8 = 17, but she was trying to tell me about how I needed to respect authority and follow the rules. I didn't realise I was asking her for advice when I would flatly state that no, not a chance I would I be going alone with that cult member friend of hers who wanted to have a long, meaningful walk and talk with me. She seemed to think I was asking her for her opinion. Hah. Fucking imbecile.

She told me this story about how she was also "very rude" when she was "my age". I was 8 and she told me this story about when she was 17, when she used to pull her skirt up around her waist and lie in gutters on a busy street just to annoy people walking past. She'd get a kick out of the horrified faces of innocents just going about their day and forced to look at her naked split legs as she lay in the gutter. She knew this was wrong, I understood. She was being very rude. I would use a different word, but rudeness is always a function of insanity. I was not being "rude" when I offended pedophiles who wanted to be alone with me. She was a little confused about her v me.

Paranoia is the insanity of the insane. You get paranoid. My mother gets paranoid. I never have and I doubt I ever will. You want to help? Look for this symbol:

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Then answer the question intelligently. I asked for help to do something in the posts above. Something I cannot do. You want to help? Do that for me. Don't insult yourself with your idiotic sympathy imagining that I could be insanely paranoid like you, when you have done nothing to warrant attention. It's a question of motive, and your incapacity to have a clue about motive.

I don't need stupid answers. I didn't ask a question about how to edit my /etc/sudoers file. If you knew how to read, you would understand that. Learn how to read before you assert your emotional insanity onto me as if I was capable of being a fucking imbecile who is confused about what 14 months and 6 figures USD on experts (who awkwardly have to leave without being capable of answering a single question of thousands)...means. But if you'd answered a NON-question stupidly, I wouldn't yell at you. I will yell at you and insult you until you comprehend that you are not me. Do not impose your insane emotions onto others. You can fuck off with that demented shit.

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Like take the ideas and philosophies you espouse and intertwine them into a book with stories for modern times which read much like the bible (except not meant to mentallly exploit human beings) but actually are meant to develop and cultivate healthy SANE human beings from day 1?

No. Because they are not "book" material. I have no one to intelligently debate with. No one who has the capacity to use logic has critically assessed any of it. In any case, Utopia is not about rules. It's about understanding. A book cannot be debated by critical minds. You should understand the problem with "books", already.

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I believe this can be done. I used to call it the "anti-bible" but that's horrible.

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"The White Book" is more like it, at least for a start.

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I still can't believe bibles are fucking BLACK. That just screams evil, it is PURE EVIL.

The content of a book determines whether it is evil or not. Not the colour of it's cover. But there is something inherently evil in binding together ideas and asserting them as being Truth or Law and then refusing to allow critical minds to eviscerate the illogic.
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Old 06-26-2012, 08:09 AM   #335
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Also I have extra copies of the celestine prophecy, the tao of pooh, and Kahil gibran's the prophet. Will sell them for cheap if any of y'all want to try toddling something besides catholisim.
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I wish I could sing without hurting anybody; but unfortunately, I cannot.

You should see the suffering on faces of Filipinos (most of whom are pitch-perfect) when they refuse to take my "No" for an answer and so I punish them by giving them what they want. I have been given an ultimatum by a g/f to stop singing or else, and I accidentally 'chose' the latter.


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I ask because I happen to be hurting badly without a computer...losing almost 2 hours a day just to travel to use public computers for 2 hours a day at most, it's very frustrating for me.

I can imagine. I would probably move to Civilisation or something but I assume you are not interested for some reason. I guess because all the jobs are where you are?

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i'd be happy even to take your air without the hard drive or soemthing if you're concerned? ssd's are cheap enough...

Why would I be concerned about the hard drive? I've disposed of something like 50 internal and external hard drives and another 50 SSDs since they came out. It's funny, perhaps there's something I'm missing, but I was under the vague impression INTEL invented SSDs? I was buying INTEL SSDs for a few months when I noticed every hard drive manufacturer in the world was producing SSDs.

I thought, "But surely the proprietary..."

And then I laughed, because INTEL owns everything and everyone. Own = Control = Can Dictate To (all the same thing). INTEL gives lots of things away. They're so charitable. Like the way they gave EFI to the UEFI Forum.

I'd be happy to give you one of the 21 or 22 computers I've bought since March 2011 but they're in hotel rooms around Bangkok (two are in Hong Kong, one in an Australian hotel room, a couple in Singapore but most have just been thrown into the garbage). I don't dispose of my electronics responsibly but I plead mitigating circumstances. I'm usually too fucking horrified to function. The ones in the hotel rooms merely had BIOS errors (merely, hahah) flashing moments after being powered on for the first time in their history. I imagine they've likely been disposed of or sequestered for a maid's personal use.

HP Bangkok on Rama IV have one of my Pavilions but I'm never going back there. I suppose you could pick it up my passport or something but you should probably read this story before you bothered flying to Bangkok for a machine that - last I saw / heard of it - wouldn't power on. Actually, it's a pretty good story. I'm not as horrible as writer as yall make out.

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I hate asking but the circumstances were such that I sold my mac while suffering massive paranoia over all the pedo tags associated with my name here.

The reason why paranoia is insane is because you cannot think rationally. Actually, that's the problem with all emotional corruption. But how exactly does selling your computer fix your concerns with pedo tags? Is your computer the Internet? Or is this narcissism gone to new levels of abstract?

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I freaked out and sold my mac book pro for $650 in the middle of the night, completely because of the circumstances I found myself in here at skatz.

No you sold your mac for reasons that you must ask yourSelf to explain. Skatz is a corporation with Limited Liability. Actually, we're more of an NGO. Well we're not very organised. I don't know what we are but we disavow all insanity, or we would if I could help it. If you sell your mac book pro in the middle of the night because of an online forum, I could kill my daughter in the middle of the night for the same reason. And so on and so on but at some point, you really must take responsibility for your own actions.

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I miss it terribly. I have begun a massive amount of paperwork for the military along with hunting down people I used to live with or knew at old addresses (for the background "investigation") as well as getting my resume out there for possible jobs in case the navy doesn't pan out so the utility I am missing out on right now is really killing me...

I can imagine. When faced with a life without computers, I chose Death instead. My decision has not been revised. The only difference is I was financially comfortable to the point where I couldn't even give 100k to the Victims of Catholic Exploitation because I had a "bad attitude". This was fair. My attitude was very disrespectful.

What I'm trying to say is you don't need to tell me what is what. I know what is what. You don't know what is what. You just strut and imagine I could be paranoid when I've never been paranoid in my life; neurotic maybe, but not paranoid. Paranoia is for the insane who imagine they are important enough to be cared about.

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Let me know please, I can't pay much for anything right now, but I have my scant posessions on craigslist right now, if/when everything sells I can put together a couple hundred or so.

I have no need for money, but Manila took the last of the corrupted systems I was lugging with me. A Google Chrome OS Samsung (which Samsung Manila took 3 weeks not to fix "How long to fix?" "A fortnight sir." "You said that 3 weeks ago. Why the delay." "Sir?" "What?" "Sir?" "What?" "Sir I don't understand sir." "What don't you understand?" "Sir?" "Oh boy. Look maybe it will be easier if you tell me what you DID understand?" "Sir?" "Do you understand anything at all?" "Yes sir." "Like what, give me an example." "Sir?" "Oh boy. How are you going to fix a laptop if you don't understand anything?" "We can fix it sir." "How long will it take?" "A fortnight sir." "You said that 3 weeks ago, what went wrong?" "Sir?" "Never mind. Good day.") and my other Pavilion (which was only months old, with a global warranty, HP Philippines refused to replace the motherboard which was fried with a HP Softpak BIOS upgrade - I know why, because my other BIOS was a corrupted Insyde abortion that didn't direct my Operating System and reset randomly to 'default' values which didn't match up. Click on 10sec pause before booting, and it pauses for 60 sec before booting into OS. Click on 30sec pause and it pauses for 0 seconds before booting. Click "Use Function key for Fxx" and I didn't have to. Unticked, I had to. Shit like that. I showed all this to HP Thailand. They didn't know. I didn't know. Who knows. HP Philippines didn't know how warranties worked. I didn't know how to keep talking to them without getting violent.)

I got no more computers but this corrupted MBA and my Smart-as-fuck phone which is a little bit schizophrenic at times but now that we're out of Catholic country it hasn't lost the plot. Huh. How about that, didn't even notice that was a Philippines-unique schizophrenia.

"you're almost as paranoid as me."

But I'm not you.



The truth is, I would probably mail you a computer if I had one I didn't need but I don't. My luggage was 66kg because I need my expensive monitors for eye strain. So I dump corrupted systems because I'm not going to insult myself by applying for a refund. I don't buy INTEL high-end systems for refunds.

You should buy one from TradeTang.com. I'm sure you can find better ones this is the first one I looked at. They have Chinese fake MacBook Airs on there for like < $200 sometimes. I've been thinking about buying one actually but haven't gotten around to it.

So they have a Chinese CPU because no way INTEL would put their chips in replica machines right?

Now you're getting the picture. And no, there is only one company making CPUs. No, AMD is incorporated. You want competition, you don't have the power or the intelligence to dictate to INTEL. They'll just patronise you with a charade.

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