Announcement: my new PM policy.

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by nextlevelwhoresshit

Who is the one who makes people a mod ? These guys want to have fun, then make me a mod and let me change my own title back.

Who even has permission to do that? Normally mods can't edit account names.

Just now I tried to send you a pm and found someone had bothered to turn it off but luckily I can fix it myself.

I hate power. I hate having it. I hate having to apply it occasionally. It's icky and filthy and leaves me feeling like I've just raped someone whilst being simultaneously raped.

I do like having the ability to edit my punctuation errors and misspelled words, though. Of course that is a double-edged sword which has destroyed more of my posts than I care to disclose / recall. Oscar Wilde once said, "I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again."

So like I do the opposite of that.

What are we talking about? Oh heavy hands. Vaughn has the conch, I do believe. But who has what else, I am utterly clueless and am happy to remain that way. I would take umbrage with them for not being decent enough to edit my crap at times, but then we all must take responsibility for our own noose.

But I will ask the Toddlers, whoever they are, to cease and desist. Morons, kindly cease and desist. Oh how soon do humans forget the horrors of The Chin and his crime that went unreported to the RSPCA.

Dakota. Never forget. RIP.



And Mama Luigi of course. You god damn Toddlers. It puts the lotion on the hands!

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by Apes of Wrath

I literally hate you.

For potentially saving your life? This shit is not a game yo.

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Originally Posted by Apes of Wrath

"He's read the bible before" ya go fuck yourself

That's a pretty fucking genius point..! You're not going to be surprising him with his book of exploitation and hatred and evil.

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Originally Posted by Apes of Wrath

In ~30 attempts I haven't ever gotten more than a few paragraphs in and I'm like

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING THIS FOR

I've gotten through maybe 1/6th of the whole thing, which is MORE than enough.

You're not wrong, but then you don't want to play Bible Roulette when the pistol is loaded in favour of the fucking pastor.

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Originally Posted by Apes of Wrath

ROFL Wong just for posterity's sake
how much of it have you read?

let me guess, you were raised by a priest or some shit

He's fucking with you. Bob you're going to get this child killed toying with his fears the way religion instilled them into him in order to toy with him.

Like flies to wanton boys.
The creeps of the world toy with the terrified for sport.

[Bobby Wong]

you're not fooling me bro, you have not read the bible

[SkyNigger]

3.5 times I have read the King James Version of the Holy Bible cover to cover. Except for the .5 of course where I skipped 50% of the boring tripe. Until I was 14, it was the ONLY book I was ALLOWED to read. I read some Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew when I was bait in a Christian hijack on my grandparents when I was 9 or 10 but aside from those, which I wasn't allowed to read but then I've always been bad-ass, the Bible was the ONLY book I read until I was 14 years old.

True story.

Boy did I make some Middle Men of God suffer when they played Bible Roulette with me.

[Bobby Wong]

why then when you ridicule catholic toddlers do you pull out some bullshit old commandment from leviticus to illustrate your point? someone who has read the KJV 3.5 times should know that Christ rejected the old covenant and mosaic law, making the old testament nothing but a history lesson about the antiquated beliefs held by jews.

[Bobby Wong]

and really you should try the NIV. KJV may be number one on the cult charts and with the papists, but NIV is the choice of protestant toddlers worldwide.

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

why then when you ridicule catholic toddlers do you pull out some bullshit old commandment from leviticus to illustrate your point? someone who has read the KJV 3.5 times should know that Christ rejected the old covenant and mosaic law, making the old testament nothing but a history lesson about the antiquated beliefs held by jews.

Because Christians are lying to you?

If Christ rejected the old laws, they would not be included in the Book of LAW. The reason I keep quoting the OT is not because there isn't enough evil in the NT (JC was batshit insane), but because the OT exists.

They included it rather than redacted it. They redacted a lot of the Dead Sea scrolls. They included the ones they needed to include to give Christians the idiotic delusion that they were ahead of the game.

Christianity is the dumbest Confidence Trick in history.

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A confidence trick is an attempt to defraud a person or group by gaining their confidence. A confidence artist is an individual operating alone or in concert with others who exploits characteristics of the human psyche such as dishonesty and honesty, vanity, compassion, credulity, irresponsibility, naivety and greed.

"We're good and sweet. Trust us. *teehee* But really we're naughty. They'll never see it coming..! Because we said we were sweet now that a timeless God changed his mind."

The reason it's hilarious is that, just like with every con, those who are tricked into believing they can take advantage of others are the ones taken advantage of. Christians don't realise they're the marks. But then they're not Christian. It's all fucking insulting lies.

"Do what I tell you to do. I will do the opposite. If you don't do what I tell you, it's a Draw. If you do, it's a Freeroll. I can't lose!"

Christians literally think like this. They're too stupid to be plausible. They think Prisoner's dilemma is crafty. I could free their faces but they will just agree, in order to stab you in the back because LOL SUCKER. YOU LOSE!

So no one will ever win.

But I smash the OT because it's included. There's a reason it was included. It's the same reason they don't redact the evil. They need the evil to make the sane to be....insane.

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

and really you should try the NIV. KJV may be number one on the cult charts and with the papists, but NIV is the choice of protestant toddlers worldwide.

Everyone generally is forced to defer to the KJV. But then I'm not reading it for fun yeah? 3.5 times is 3.5 times too many times to read the most emotionally-damaging book ever written in all of propaganda's history.

[Bobby Wong]

get real with your life bro, jesus specifically told his disciples to redact the evil and the entire 2000 year history of christianity is of the struggle to do just that. sorry if it's taking a little while but billions of toddlers produce a shedload of evil and it's an uphill battle.

scooter and wong going toe to toe who is going to win we just dont know

[Bobby Wong]

nobody wants to win here bro. i just want scooter to have a happy rape-free relationship with Christ, and he wants me to admit that i'm really just in it for the rape. i'm sure there's some weird shit going on over in your various third world island nations with all the catholics and toddlers and whatnot, but presbyterians haven't engaged in wholesale rape for like over a hundred years and i'm tired of getting lumped in with those nitwits