bitch let me see that toddler walk
what?
bitch let me hear that toddler talk
what?
get your ass over here by the computer
gonna introduce you to my pal scooter
kids typing novels all night and all day
nobody understand a single word he say
its like hes writing some crazy ass language
trying to unpack his emotional baggage
grew up in a cult so hes down with the rape
only thing he cant take is that damn filthy ape
starts ranting and raving all kinda fucked up ways
handing out bans - first offense three days
next thing you know his forums ghost towned
and scooters all crying cause noones around
so toddle on down to the mental health clinic
have them make sure youre not schizophrenic
cause the last thing you want in this day and age
is a view count of one on your toddler web page
bitch let me see that toddler walk
what?
bitch let me hear that toddler talk
what?