I'm going to be married for 3 years in less than 2 weeks and I have nothing planned to do with my wife. We have family parties on both weekends before and after and well our anniversary lands on Bowling night....soooooo... priorities you know. Mexicans love to bowl. So I'm thinking of taking Thursday off of work and having the baby stay at my moms house into Friday morning or mid afternoon.
I'm thinking of going to a Spa and maybe a hotel room downtown for one night. My budget is 2k total for the night. How can a very unromantic guy like me impress the wife and make good sex with her?
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1. get the 2k in 1 dollar bills
2. stay at home
3. act like you dont know its your anniversary
4. when she finally starts getting pissed that you havent remembered
5. you tell her to go wait in bed and you have a surprise for her
6. walk in and throw the 2k 1 dollar bills right in her face
7. have rough sex with her while she is confused
8. after you are finished pick up some money and throw it in her face again
9. say happy anniversary and leave the room
i'm thinking the first thing you do is not go bowling on your anniversary
Really? It's a fucking wedding anniversary blake.... Not Shark Week.... FUCK....
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LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Quote:
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
. . .
But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Quote:
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
What should I do for Anniversary?
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