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[rum dick]

An oral history of the 2003 wsop. Pretty entertaining read. And god bless chris moneymaker. May he live forever in the hearts of johnny chan, phil ivey, sammy farha, and dutch boyd.


http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/...-39-25-million

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by rum dick

An oral history of the 2003 wsop. Pretty entertaining read. And god bless chris moneymaker. May he live forever in the hearts of johnny chan, phil ivey, sammy farha, and dutch boyd.


http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/...-39-25-million

I played in that event Rummy

[rum dick]

No shit. Howd you finish?

[Bobby Wong]

into a kleenex in his room at the excalibur, whilst weeping and trying to decide between suicide and bankruptcy

[Behemoth]

I busted the end of day 1. Caught shit all day, had queens once and mucked them preflop to a raise and reraise from two guys who were literally reading books the entire fucking day. Table was really tight couldn't get anything going.

Excalibur? LOL. Not quite. Too expensive for me, plus cabbies trying to straight fuck a redneck out of $25 fare from downtown to the strip. I lost some money that trip but it only cost me $2000 in sattys to win a seat.

HOLLATTABALLA

[Behemoth]

real cabbie talk:


Took a cab to the Orleans from Binions and it ended up being $29 and some change. Ridiculous and he took me a way I had never been. I gave the cabbie $30 and he snipped at me "thanks for the tip." I said "thanks for running up the fare on me faggot." BOOM!

Door opens and he gets out. 5-9 or 5-10 250lbs from NY, typical new york attitude loud mouthed fat fuck and he starts cussing a blue streak at me. He gets right up on me and starts pointing his finger at me about how he "saved" me from a huge fair b/c there was an accident here and there and blah blah blah. I tell him to suck my dick and get back in his fucking cab or I'm gonna bounce his face off the trunk. It looks like we're gonna dance until a bellboy/valet comes over and breaks it up before it starts.

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[boomroasted, bro]

rofl this cat actually copied a drk star thread.


GET HIM

[anatine]

literally the worst thread ive ever seen here.

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by sonatine

literally the worst thread ive ever seen here.

[Hillbilly Jim]

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