I'm cooking lunch today

[BALLER]

today I'm going to the Dollar Tree in a bit and buying some Spaghetti and sauce. I already got some margarine I can thrizzy on the noodles when I done. I'm going to put parmesan cheese and crushed red peppers on the spaghetti. I'm gonna put some motherfucking hamburger (73/27) in the sauce. I'm going to drink Sprite with it. I'd be lying if I said I was going to put some veggies and mushrooms in it, not because I don't like it but it's just not worth the time. My uncle taught me you can pour beer in food when you cook, gonna do that too.

[BALLER]

maybe get some texas toast frozen as well

how did it work out for ya ?

[behemoth old]

I'm guessing it was slightly better than Fazolis and on par with Olive Garden if he would've added those veggies and 4-5 garlic cloves.

[Steerpike]

4-5?

good god man

[behemoth old]

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Originally Posted by Steerpike

4-5?

good god man

Yay Olive Garden is dogshit brah. On top of having mediocre food they garlic blast the shit out of every fucking dish. I mean, you're an Italian restaurant and you fuck up alfredo sauce? Really? There's only 3 fucking ingredients Pepe, make the shit and let's go. Nah, that'd be too easy. It would be too easy to put heavy whipping cream in a sauce pan and heat it til it stars to bubble, making sure it doesn't stick. Then add a little butter and stir. Then add your cheese combinations and mix it in. Add a little garlic/basil/oregano, spices whatever and you're done. It takes all of 10 fucking minutes to make a huge ass pot of it Pepe. GOD help us if you try and make white sauce.

And those fucking commercials. MY GOD. Hey Italian anti-defamation league, how about getting off your fat goomba asses and doing something eh? "Heya my uncle Guiseppe cama ova from the old country and I took him to Olive Garden. He said it was just lika his mama make." Yeah it's just lika mama make. Motherfuckers.

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fantastic post

[Vwls with one L dammit]

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Originally Posted by BALLER

today I'm going to the Dollar Tree in a bit and buying some Spaghetti and sauce. I already got some margarine I can thrizzy on the noodles when I done. I'm going to put parmesan cheese and crushed red peppers on the spaghetti. I'm gonna put some motherfucking hamburger (73/27) in the sauce. I'm going to drink Sprite with it. I'd be lying if I said I was going to put some veggies and mushrooms in it, not because I don't like it but it's just not worth the time. My uncle taught me you can pour beer in food when you cook, gonna do that too.

Like the beer idea - the rest needs help.

See me for best-spaghetti-sauce-in-the-world secrets.

[Steerpike]

Jeez, maybe don't eat there.